Author Topic: Homestuck Act 6 - OH SNOP  (Read 112941 times)

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #120 on: June 03, 2011, 03:47:14 AM »
Spades Slick, I missed you.

Also, I am pleased that Doc Scratch's response to Arson is to refill the bowl of Scottie dogs.

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #121 on: June 03, 2011, 07:43:55 AM »
While manifesting Hella Jeff's face, no less.

And Slick's just going "what, I can't kill you? Okay. I'm just gonna set this place on fire anyway."
« Last Edit: June 03, 2011, 07:46:54 AM by Snapemuffin »

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #122 on: June 04, 2011, 11:23:59 PM »
Matchsticks is bulkier than I thought.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #123 on: June 04, 2011, 11:28:00 PM »
And to think people thought Vriska would 'get hers'  ::)
Vriska is the beeeeeeeest.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #124 on: June 04, 2011, 11:41:10 PM »
God Tier ++;

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #125 on: June 04, 2011, 11:43:29 PM »
you better be going somewhere with this hussie

if vriska just powers up to be killed in the next page i'm going to flip every shit i can find

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #126 on: June 05, 2011, 12:08:37 AM »
Huh, what's going on now up top?

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #127 on: June 05, 2011, 02:12:27 AM »
Huh, what's going on now up top?
Slick is trying to get one more handful for the road.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #128 on: June 05, 2011, 02:23:24 AM »
friggin' hell

that Vriska

is SWEET

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #129 on: June 05, 2011, 03:56:28 AM »
Please tell me I'm not the only one who cares about the Scratch/Slick/Matchsticks shenanigans more than the troll session right now.

Doc Scratch and Spades Slick are pretty much my favorite characters at this point.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #130 on: June 05, 2011, 04:02:37 AM »
did anyone take a look at jack's sword lately?

it only has karkat and terezi's blood on it

this could mean he didn't actually get to gamzee and kanaya and sollux?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!

not like it matters anyway but i'll just throw it out there

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #131 on: June 05, 2011, 04:33:44 AM »
did anyone take a look at jack's sword lately?

it only has karkat and terezi's blood on it

this could mean he didn't actually get to gamzee and kanaya and sollux?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!

not like it matters anyway but i'll just throw it out there

sollux and kanaya most likely died via 'plot-driven kaboom'.

gamzee may be off doing gamzee things.

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #132 on: June 05, 2011, 05:19:40 AM »
So, I decided to translate the Daedric there. I mean, obviously the first five letters were going to be "AUTO-P" because there is parrying and there's pretty much no way that shit wasn't going to be automatic.

So I looked up this. And then I went: Lessee ...
Spoiler:
okay, the second letter is "I" ... the third letter ... is it R? ... wait, that can't be right. Hmm ... the last letter is E, which is pretty distincti ....

....

Spoiler:
AUTO-PIRATE

DAMN YOU HUSSIE!

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #133 on: June 05, 2011, 12:28:35 PM »

Hello Purvis

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #134 on: June 05, 2011, 06:49:01 PM »
Please tell me I'm not the only one who cares about the Scratch/Slick/Matchsticks shenanigans more than the troll session right now.

Doc Scratch and Spades Slick are pretty much my favorite characters at this point.

You are not. The place where you put you attention is entirely correct.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #135 on: June 06, 2011, 04:32:28 PM »
Wait, something caught my attention.

Matchsticks is dead, isn't he? <_<;

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #136 on: June 06, 2011, 04:45:04 PM »
Wait, something caught my attention.

Matchsticks is dead, isn't he? <_<;

you're a fast one aren't ya

this probably means something related to timey wimey shit that i don't have the mental capacity to understand

meaning i don't know if it's good or bad or irrelevant

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #137 on: June 07, 2011, 01:55:52 PM »
For all we know, he's dead on other timeline.
Yeah that must be it.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #138 on: June 07, 2011, 05:32:25 PM »
I was going with the intermission not having happened yet.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #139 on: June 07, 2011, 05:38:42 PM »
I was going with the intermission not having happened yet.

Somehow I don't think Slick barged in on Scratch missing an arm and an eye, then went to intermission with them magically back, only to lose his arm and eye to Snowman later in the intermission. :V

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #140 on: June 08, 2011, 12:54:59 AM »
Damn these time shenanigans ;_;
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #141 on: June 08, 2011, 02:10:07 AM »
Yeah, I'm just assuming time travel's involved. :derp:

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #142 on: June 08, 2011, 06:04:06 AM »
okay what just happened

i have a feeling something dumb just happened

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #143 on: June 08, 2011, 06:12:24 AM »
i

i don't know how to feel

i have so many feelings right now

what is going on

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #144 on: June 08, 2011, 06:16:29 AM »
"Welp" sounds like an appropriate reaction right now.

Vriska is about to get stabbed. That's her immediate future.
That wasn't quite the way you expected it to happen, eh? :V
« Last Edit: June 08, 2011, 06:19:22 AM by Aya Sakameimaru »

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #145 on: June 08, 2011, 06:18:27 AM »
we're going to need more updates to clarify this situation hussie

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #146 on: June 08, 2011, 08:46:35 AM »
Nyeh. So everything was just an offshoot, and Terezi and Karkat shouldn't die yeah. Huh. But dunno. Now it's like exchanging the life of one of my fav troll's to another fav's. Huh.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #147 on: June 08, 2011, 09:58:44 AM »
Happy Anniversary, Spades Slick.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #148 on: June 08, 2011, 12:14:29 PM »
But dunno. Now it's like exchanging the life of one of my fav troll's to another fav's. Huh.

Pretty much.

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Re: Homestuck Disc 2 - We get trolled and we like it
« Reply #149 on: June 08, 2011, 12:20:24 PM »
...welp, this does seem like it might be the end of Vriska. It's not possible to be SURE, really, because no matter how just one of us might think the death is, it depends on what Hussie thinks. But we'll see.

It's quite interesting to know that Vriska would actually be able to damage Jack, though. Makes one wonder how she'd be able to do against him with multiple God Tier partners helping out.

It's a little irrelevant though, since Doc Scratch wouldn't let such a thing occur if it WAS possible for Jack to be beaten; he needs the Green Sun blown up, Jack dying beforehand would means his pawns don't have a particular reason to go to massive effort to blow it up.
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