Diplomacy the Vanilla Kind (Call America, Germany wins!)

[Edible]

Edible's just bored at work.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM >:(

[PX]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[WHMZakeri]

I must admit, these Diplomacy threads are fun to follow, even if I can't follow what's actually happening in the game.

[Shadoweh]

I must admit, these Diplomacy threads are fun to follow, even if I can't follow what's actually happening in the game.

WHERE IS THE SCUM COUNTRY?!?! @-@ RUSSIA FLIPPED TOWN NOOOO

[WHMZakeri]

Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.

[Kasu]

Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.

Vig?

[Conqueror]

Zakeri is just jealous he can't join in the bloodbath like the rest of us Europeans.

[Dorian White]

Edible's just bored at work.

This man can be helped, cause it happens that we have an spare invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball.

Would someone vig Turkey already? They obviously don't have the Majority's best interest in mind.

Unfortunately there isn't such an simple solution in this game. But when we think about the tendency of our dynasty to get themselves shoot down then we have to say it's probably for the better.

Dorian von Habsburg

[Conqueror]

This man can be helped, cause it happens that we have an spare invitation to the Vienna Opera Ball.

You rascal. Inviting others to your special box already?

It's no wonder I left you.

[ActionDan]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Just you wait, in my spectral form, I have in my command one of hell's vast legions.  As was foretold long ago, a mighty beast shall be let loose to ravage the land and upset Austria's fine table manners and etiquette.

RELEASE THE PACMAN!

Only now dost thou realize thine folly!

[Dorian White]

We can't see anything wrong about our decision, he is free to go ?Doom, Doom, Doom? all over the place, as long as he does it in a threequarter time. But seriously, inviting an barbarian who doesn't even acknowledge the most basic conventions, like diplomatic immunity, is absolutely impossible.

Dorian von Habsburg

[Conqueror]

Diplomatic immunity doesn't apply when the heart is at stake, you cold-hearted monster.

You have scorned my partnership, and now you shall reap the anger that follows from my pain.

[Dorian White]

We don't understand him, what is he even talking about?

We had reservations against this change of regime from the very beginning and our actions were the result of our viewpoint. He didn't give us the slightest reason to change this viewpoint, the contrary was the case. Can he please explain to us which part of his message, in which he openly called us a liar and aggressor, was supposed to awake our trust? What brings him to the assumption that it would ease our tense relationship when he accuses and insults us?
Everyone gets the allies they deserves, but Jesus Christ what have we done?

Dorian von Habsburg

[ActionDan]

Wait... Is that a serious question to me?

[Conqueror]

Very well, I see you've gone the route of willful ignorance.

Trust, trust, trust. I put my trust in your hands, and you ripped it apart. I know all about the hidden messages, the secret meetings, the "group discussions" that often morphed into something more...sensual.
It's clear you have no emotion, no feeling, no desire to uphold honour in the true sense of the word. A kingdom ruled by autocrats can never be true to the heart. It was wishful thinking on my part that I could even hope to stay the course set by my mentors. There is no love in this world. Only hate. And war.

Dan, is this the open relationship you were talking about?

[ActionDan]

Is everyone as confused as I am?

Some clarifications:  I am no longer PMing anyone besides conqueror about this game.
I believe Dorian's pronouns are referring to me and my previous play (specifically that abrupt general post after Spring 1904)
Unless the Mod commands me otherwise, I have no reservations about posting in the General Thread about the game (especially about the game before I asked for a replacement)

I maintain Turkey was clearly betrayed first notwithstanding Austria's implications to the opposite.

[Conqueror]

Don't defend me, it's embarrassing.  :blush: I can handle this heartbreaker.

[ActionDan]

Ok, I'm just letting you know that I'm still alive

[Kasu]

Ok, I'm just letting you know that I'm still alive

:3

[Dorian White]

Very well, I see you've gone the route of willful ignorance.

Trust, trust, trust. I put my trust in your hands, and you ripped it apart. I know all about the hidden messages, the secret meetings, the "group discussions" that often morphed into something more...sensual.
It's clear you have no emotion, no feeling, no desire to uphold honour in the true sense of the word. A kingdom ruled by autocrats can never be true to the heart. It was wishful thinking on my part that I could even hope to stay the course set by my mentors. There is no love in this world. Only hate. And war.

We think that any further word would be out of place here. He declared the war. He decided to bring this dispute to the battlefield by himself, so we will settled it there and nowhere else.

Dorian von Habsburg

[Schezo]

Spring 1905 Movement


Austria:
Fleet in Tri cannot retreat; Unit destroyed!
A Piw Supports A Ven
A Rum Supports A Ukr - Sev
A Ser Supports F Tri
   Support cut by move from Bul
F Tri Supports A Ven
   Support cut by Move from Albania
   Dislodged from Alb (2 vs. 1)
A Ukr - Sev
A Ven Holds
   Dislodged from Apu (3 vs. 2)
A War holds

England: Norway:
A Fin - Stp
   Struck back againt Stp (2 vs. 2)
F Nwy Supports A Fin - Stp

France:
A Bel - Bur
F Eng - Mao
A Lvp - Edi
A Mar holds
F Nao - Nwg
A Par - Gas
F Wes - Tun
   Stuck back against Ion (1 vs. 1)

Germany:
A Ber - Pru
A Hol Holds
F Kie - Bal
F Lon - Nth
A Mun - Sil
A Ruh - Bel
A Swe Holds

Italy:
A Rom Supports A Apu - Ven
A Tus Supports A Apu - Ven

Turkey:
F Adr Supports F Alb - Tri
F Aeg - Gre
F Alb - Tri
F Ank - Bla
A Apu - Ven
A Bul - Ser
   Struck back against Ser (1 vs. 1)
F Ion - Tun
   Struck back against Wes (1 vs. 1)
A Mos Supports A Stp
A Stp Supports A Mos
   Support cut by Fin

Retreats needed from
Austria:
A Ven

Spring 1905 Resolutions


The deadline for Spring 1905 retreat orders is 27.6, 6:00PM/1800 CST

[Conqueror]

Hi don't backstab me please.

C'mon France.

If you're going to backstab me.

At least respond to my messages. 

Also, you suck PX.

[ActionDan]

I believe I warned you France

nuff said

[Schezo]

Spring of 1905 Retreat phase


Austria:
A Ven - Tyr

England:

France:

Germany:

Italy:

Turkey:

Fall of1905


The deadline for Fall 1905 orders is 29.6, 7:00PM/1900 CST

[Kasu]

C'mon France.

If you're going to backstab me.

At least respond to my messages. 

Also, you suck PX.

But I couldn't think of anything! :ohdear:

And yes, PX does suck right now. :3

[Conqueror]

BURNING UP

[Kasu]

BURNING UP

?

[ActionDan]

Also it's a handy thing when I predict Austria's moves exactly ^^

Also, here was my last PM to you dear France!

Well!  Would you happen to know how strong the ties between Austria and Germany go?  That move to Pie, along with the DMZ along the Austria/Germany border makes me question Germany and Austria's long term alliances and strategies.

It increases my resolve to maintain friendly relations with your nation.

It rained in Paris in real life you know.

[Conqueror]

?

BURN BLOODY EVERYTHING RAAAAAAEEEEEGGGGG

[Kasu]

BURN BLOODY EVERYTHING RAAAAAAEEEEEGGGGG

Also it's a handy thing when I predict Austria's moves exactly ^^

Also, here was my last PM to you dear France!

It rained in Paris in real life you know.

Oh God.  I read Dan's quote while listening to the beginning of the song and it went perfectly. :ohdear:

I think I'm scared as to what the future holds now.