Things not to do if you do not want to not piss me off

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Menorah Jams, Pham:
"You already restarted? OK, let me just remote out to check your patch level."

>Remote out
>Start -> Run -> cmd
>systeminfo
>System Up Time or System Boot Time

"So, you see this line here that shows when your machine was booted, and how it reads about three days old?"

Problem, lying end-user?

Drake:
So I was about to go to sleep last night at like 3:30. Get into bed.

:derp: Keith are you awake?
:X no what do you want
:derp: This thing just popped up on the computer.
:X fuck
(Get up, go look at computer)
(Fake malware shit all over the fucking place)
:X how did this happen
:derp: It just popped up out of nowhere
:X that doesn't happen unless it's been hiding and there is no way malware has kept itself hidden for two days (since I last checked up)
:derp: (staring at screen blankly)
:X Get out of the chair this might take a while.
(task manager disabled, reenable it, end processes, run mbam, delete some registry entries, look for files on computer)
(mbam finds 1294387193161 registry entries altered)
:X So it looks like it popped up while you were using IE.
(while dad isn't looking open browsing history, nothing but homepage)
:X Ok so I'm just going to check randomly over here...
(open temp internet files)

(porn site cookies everywhere)

helvetica:
Yeah don't remind me of the time I found a bunch of porn tags from Danbooru on my little brother's PC. Turns out it was druggie brother's friend would come over while we're all at work and get on their PC and >______<;;

I'll have to give you guys transcripts of some of my weirder calls and interactions when I worked call support at Verizon and retail PC monkey at Circuit City.

Nobu:

--- Quote from: ♪ TheStupidOne ♫ on April 28, 2011, 08:26:09 PM ---Yeah don't remind me of the time I found a bunch of porn tags from Danbooru on my little brother's PC. Turns out it was druggie brother's friend would come over while we're all at work and get on their PC and >______<;;

--- End quote ---

Remind me never to let you go through my PC. :derp:

Sefam:

--- Quote from: ♪ TheStupidOne ♫ on April 28, 2011, 08:26:09 PM ---Yeah don't remind me of the time I found a bunch of porn tags from Danbooru on my little brother's PC. Turns out it was druggie brother's friend would come over while we're all at work and get on their PC and >______<;;

I'll have to give you guys transcripts of some of my weirder calls and interactions when I worked call support at Verizon and retail PC monkey at Circuit City.

--- End quote ---

uuuuuu awkwaaaarrrddddd!

That's why I never let anyone use my PC when I'm not around D8

--- Quote from: Nobuko on April 28, 2011, 08:33:25 PM ---Remind me never to let you go through my PC. :derp:

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That too!

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