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| Byaaakuren:
--- Quote from: Rou You Can on April 22, 2011, 11:10:35 PM ---If you aren't 100% satisfied, we will get you in touch with our Nigerian correspondent, who is sure to have a way for you to reclaim your cash! --- End quote --- That Nigerian better be a prince |
| helvetica:
--- Quote from: Arashi Kurobara on April 22, 2011, 11:05:30 PM ---OMG TSO's a test subject --- End quote --- :O! |
| XephyrEnigma:
--- Quote from: Railgumi on April 22, 2011, 11:23:54 PM ---That Nigerian better be a prince --- End quote --- Incoming 419 scam :ohdear: well, not incoming but you get the idea. |
| FinnKaenbyou:
--- Quote from: axman36 on April 22, 2011, 11:20:04 PM ---Will this miracle product allow me to in fact fire my appendix directly at the enemy as a means of danmaku? --- End quote --- Why stop with your appendix? With Yagokoro Laser Extender, every part of your body is potentially a deadly weapon! What better way to rub in your enemy's defeat than to beat them over the head with your own heart? Warning: This attack induced cardiac arrest in 97% of test subjects. |
| Sapz:
Take it from me, folks - this stuff works like a charm. I was skeptical at first, but wow! The change was immediately noticable. Compare: Before! After! Truly a quality product, 10/10! Would buy again. |
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