~Beyond the Border~ > Daiyousei's Cold Storage
Sometimes 4chan gets it right
Silent Harmony:
This thread is the best thing I've read in weeks.
Wish I could come up with some of my own to keep the spirit of the thread, but I'm drawing blanks...
Menorah Jams, Pham:
"I think I had too much to drink! I'm starting to see pink clouds shooting lasers!"
"Nope, you're not drunk, that's Unzan!"
"You're kidding! I'm really far gone, I could have sworn I saw the pink laser cloud punch somebody!"
"Nope! Still Unzan!"
"Are you sure? I could have sworn that the power-ups in Ten Desires were back to the way they were before UFO!"
"Here, give me some of that!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"!
Unassuming Squid:
"You know, Subterranean Animism is my favorite Touhou game."
"Why's that?"
"Because ZUN finally made the players do what I've been telling them this whole time."
"Go to Hell!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin:
"'Highly responsive to prayers'? Yeah, that's false advertizing!"
"Why's that?"
"Well I was praying that there wouldn't be any sequels!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
ActionDan:
"Why does Marisa ride a broom? why not a more comfortable magically enhanced seat?"
"Well, it's because she's a witch!"
"which doesn't answer my question!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"