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Who Wants To Be A Princess? - IP Contest: RESULTS ARE IN
Kips McKipzerson:
My name is Arthur. I am a knight, on a quest to save Princess Prin Prin. It is a long, hard journey, and I must bear without my armor for a while because, even though it is amazing defensively... Well, It breaks after a hit. Luckily I find a new one in random places, but I'm not one to question the Gods. As of writing this journal, I am in a graveyard, just sitting on top of a tombstone fearing for my life as zombies try to kill me. It doesnt really matter though, as I've got ar
Okay, life gone, no armor. I've two more tries at thi
Yeah, that time was kind of stupid. Now, I'm just going to sit still, and hope no one see's m
Later that day, a witness confirmed that he has seen a half-naked man with a crazed look in his eye screaming in Times Square about some sort or "Princess" He was later found that day dead, somehow already a pile of skeletons, only for the skeletons to disappear seconds after blinking.. Scientists are believing that it may be caused by a mystical power called a "One-Up", or a "Extra Life", which returns the user to a certain point so they can continue their life. It only activates after death though.
"Mommy, Why was that man naked?"
"Because he was high" screamed Jack Bauer at the top of his lungs, flexing about.
THE MORAL
DONT FUCKING DO DRUGS OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY GHOSTS AND GHOULS IRL
Edit: I apparently am very good at writing stories related to crack. I... Dont know if thats a good thing :4
PX:
Mapping out the inner cave
Creating his own little tour
Searching for one he must save
Ere we come to Jack Bauer
Running around very fast
Collecting little pellets of power
But then he met up with a ghost
He then turned into some toast
(Just came up with this in a span of a few minutes, bigger entry going to come in a few days :V)
PX:
Journeying through a field of graves
Arthur ran around in nigh but armor
A princess he has set to save
But being naught but poor
He uses all the scraps he finds
An axe, a spear, and then some more
The path he goes had twists and bends
Heading through a ghastly boat
Although the foes he face follows trends
Though numerous they lack thought
Lacking a dimension third
And in straight paths they do trot
He leaves the boat and finds a raft
He moves from zombies to fish
And moves on as he catches a draft
In the end he fries an octopus
And heads into a pit of fire
How can he do this without a fuss
But here he moves on without fear
He finally beats the fifth stage pyre
And proceeds with a tear
However he's back the first stage without power
And proceeds to die on the stone of Jack Bauer
(No idea how I came up with this on the spot o_O)
(Also kips, nowhere in there did I see a reference to Jack Bauer)
Kips McKipzerson:
Yeah, I know. I fixed that a while ago though.
Now to start writing my actual fic, berb :V
Rin Kagamine:
Hey Jack, don't worry
Even if you crash, there is
No bomb in Outrun