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Hello Purvis: When making a moderation decision on a problem, how do you approach it? --- Quote from: TataraSM on April 02, 2011, 01:04:12 AM ---Well that was a nice answer. Except Purvis sucks, that bum. --- End quote --- Can you show this hosebrain what for?

Gappy: Dear festival-goers, please be patient if your question is skipped. It has not been ignored and will be answered and addressed soon. Gappy-chan.....who are you speaking to...? *The fourth wall.* --- Quote from: Kogasatthe Tataratshisgame on March 30, 2011, 05:03:54 PM ---In an alternate universe, you are not Gappy but RAPPY. What is the title of your alternate universe self's debut single? --- End quote --- Err...yo, dawg? ..umm...dar isn't...I mean, ain't no alternate selves, cause dar only is one and only one RAPPY! You want in on my...I- I mean mah  new debut single, err... home-thingy? Dawg, it-...I mean, ain't it your lucky day. I have a copy roit heah, it's titled '*PEEEEP* In Mah *PEEEP* Wi' da *PEEEP-ing* *PEEPs* *PEEEEEP PEEEP* Fo' da' *PEEEEEP* In Mah *PEEP-in'* Hood and mah *PEP PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* Gappy-chan? Why are you making weird noises? Are you sure you broken again? Maybe we should go back to the doctor? *Damn straight, the kid knows where she's at. * W-waaah! T-The c-creepy hobo fairy's still here! *Course I'm here. You've beaten the hobo snot out of me, now I'm your nakama. You have to take responsibility. * T-that d-doesn't make a-any seeeense! --- Quote from: theshim on March 30, 2011, 07:17:57 PM ---Have you played Sengoku Gensokyo by any chance? --- End quote --- Nope, but there'll be a real Sengoku (war) soon enough if we ever catch this thief! ...and when the war's finished, we'll go back home and we'll have so many sweets and cake and more sweets and everyone will be there, having more sweets...... *I can get me down with some of them sweetings. Hook me up. * ....and maybe I'll settle down....become a tuna baker....get a small, orange-roofed house with a white tuna fence....get a cute, fluffy little dog named 'Tuna'.... ....yo, err...homegirl....ya know dat da dawgs who say sh*t like dat, like, go down, like, ...err...6 feet kissin'...umm...da dirt,  ya dig what I'm sayin', dawg? G-Gappy-chan.....w-what language are you speaking....? *She speakin' hobo speak, girl, and she means people who say stuff like that stuff you been spoutin' raise the 'death flag' and die horrible dog-like deaths, you know, like a dog. * N-noooooooooooo! --- Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on March 30, 2011, 07:14:08 PM ---Why in the hell are you so adorable? Surely it must be a sin to make me want to just pinch your cheeks this badly, right? --- End quote --- --- Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on March 30, 2011, 09:21:25 PM ---... Was my question answered yet? Because srsly you are too effing cute it should be a crime --- End quote --- Ufufufufu, the scent of an incident, the foul stench of crime, the very rank odour of SIN! This twilight air is almost saturated with it! Don't you sweat it...err...homegirl, y'ain't droppin' dead unless some shady miko pops along and puts a cap in yer tuna, ices ya and sends ya to sleep wi' da' tunas. *Prejudice* Fumu, Fumu, halt there, foul knave! You speak in the tongue of crime! State your business! It's a Shady Mikoooo! A shady RURO! I'm DOOOOMED! Yeah, that Ruro looks mighty shady, *Yes, shouting out loud in public and halting people in the air like that.....That's infringement on hobo copyrights that is. I demand a honorarium!* Don't speak about me as if I'm not here! I'm not a shady Ruro! I'm just a Rurouni of Justice who just happened to be wandering by! And I don't want to mug you! I just want to pinch you! You.... 'don't' want to 'mug' us....? S-She w-wants t-to pinch uuuussss! It's a Shady Ruro Pinch! We're DOOOOOOOMED! *Ain't me she's talkin' about. Never been one for them pinchings.* So....as you're wandering by, what exactly are you accusing me of? You there, the red Gappy one! Your crime is.....your crime is.....You're so cute, you're a walking sin! This crime shall not go unpunished! B-being c-cute is a c-c-c-crime?! B-but I-I'm cute! G-Gappy-chan s-says so! D-does t-that mean I've c-committed a c-crime! It's okay, Sakana-neechama, you're not only cute, you're VERY CUTE, so it's not a crime~ *petpets Sakana-neechama* R-really? ehehehehe~ It's a crime because.... --- Quote from: AmmySM on March 30, 2011, 08:32:57 PM ---How come your art is so cute? --- End quote --- .....BECAUSE MOE IS THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF MANLY MANLINESS MADE OF MANLINESS, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT KICKS YOUR FACE IN! WHILE ON FIRE! Gappy-chaaaan, th-that makes no s-sense! ]I'll tell you what the real crime is....I used to draw bishonen-style shoujo art....that's beautiful guys and useless girls with triangular chins, sparkling eyes and a backdrop of roses for those of you not in the know. Those were the blissful happy fangirl days, before my fellow fangirls graduated from innocence and evolved into yaoi fangirls.  ToyaxYukito anyone? No thanks. I found that shonen bishojo style art was more....well....neutral. Read: really, really cute girls and cool action guys. Neutral, or, at the very least, yuri fanboys aren't as rabid and not as many can draw. So I've stuck with shonen manga bishoujo-loving communities since, and my art style has reflected that. ....but mostly because the style really, really cute~<3 --- Quote from: AmmySM on March 30, 2011, 08:32:57 PM ---If it's high-priced, why ae you charging so low? --- End quote --- Because it's the recession, people, especially mikos, are unemployed and poor, having to resort to waylaying innocent people... Hey! ....and I'm generous, with a heart of gold.... AND FISTS OF STEEL. I HOLD NO PRISONERS AND GIVE NO CHANGE! IF U CAN'T PAY, U R SISSYYYYYYYYYYY! --- Quote from: KogAmmy ZengarTara on March 30, 2011, 09:18:39 PM ---What's your most dominant persona? The man of steel or the motherly moegap? --- End quote --- Dear me, red Gap, are you always so....passionately and wetly disarticulate? For a moment there I thought it was raining. That is certainly a crime. You may not suspect this, but my true aspiration IRL is to become the greatest, most awesome motherly mother ever. I was raised by the best, most awesome parents in the universe. They are my role models, the very image of what I aspire to become - a loving and dependable mother, a wise and steadfast teacher, and a friendly and loyal friend. As such, IRL, I do my best to be friendly, outgoing, caring and compassionate, responsible and dependable, both at home and out in the community. My ultimate goal in life is to raise a big, awesome and happy family like my parents did for us~ ....but, when anyone, anything stands between me and huggling anything cute threatens those that I hold precious, dares even touch those I love..... I SHALL SHOW THEM ALL WHAT A DRILL CAN DO OTHER THAN PIERCE THE HEAVENS! MAN OF STEEL?! MAN OF STEEEEEEEEEEL?! STEEL IS ALSO KNOWN AS SISSYIUM! REAL MEN LIKE ME ARE MADE OF DISTILLED LOOOOOOOVE AND TWICE-REFINED RAAAAAAAAAAAGE AND PURE UNDILUTED UNALDUTERATED MANLY MANLINESS MADE OF MANLY MANLINESS! B-but, G-Gappy-chaaan, for the last time, y-you're not a maaaaaaan! I-I'm scaaaaaared! ....I'm not after your precious friends though....I'm only after you.... YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME! OVER MY DEAD BODY! ETC. I don't want to go through you! It's you I want! --- Quote from: Kyo Tanaka on March 30, 2011, 08:35:52 PM ---What's with the reasoning behind your name? --- End quote --- They don't call me Gappy for nothing! I will tell you why they call me Gappy! We don't care.... Deep down, within the deepest, darkest bowels of London, lurks a monstrous creature of deepest darkest evil. It is formless, dark, and it devours anything and anyone, from cellphones and pens to careless man's legs to whole unattended children and the occasional suicidal maniac. It is known as the 'Gap'. Anything that falls into its dark, bottomless gullet never sees the light of day again. The great keepers of the dark wards, the 'Tube Workers', attempted to set up a mighty seal with the hopes of warding off the evil Gap. This seal manifested itself as 'Mind-The-Gap', the sign to end all signs. For one reason or another, I was named after that ward, Mind-The-Gap. But as you can imagine, it's an unwieldly name for the common tongue, and thus people have started calling me a variety of nicknames. 'MTG' was the first - I came up with that myself. Later on, around June last year, TranceHime and Ruro started calling me 'Gapster', and a little while later AF, Anthony, Moerin and Solais started calling me 'Gappy'. 'Gappy' stuck for some reason, and I've more or less been 'Gappy' ever since. Which part of 'We don't care' do you not understand?! Enough talk. We have delayed your demise long enough! *No disagreements there.* But you were doing all the talking! Taste the power of LOVE! *TUNA-WHACK!* *BOOOOOM* *Yeaaah, that mountain totally felt that love.* W-why'd you smash that poor, innocent bystander mountain?! It's never done anything to you! NOOOOOO! SAKANA-NEECHAMA! SPEAK TO ME! DON'T DIE! DON'T GO INTO THE ELEPHANTS! DON'T RIDE THE LIGHT! YOU! What have you done to Sakana-neechama?! How dare you?! I didn't do anything! You did that yourself when you smashed her face-first into that mountain! Why'd you dodge our friendship love strike then?! Big unemployed baddies should get hit in the face like a good girl! Because any sane person would! And what sort of person flings their own friends around like that?! ....me? *Her.* --- Quote from: Kyo Tanaka on March 30, 2011, 08:35:52 PM ---Can I have a question that doesn't cost any Pix, please? --- End quote --- There is nothing free in this world. Not friendship, not lunch, not victory. Everything comes at a price, and often, that price is sacrifice. Sakana-neechama understood that better than anyone. A....aaa....uuuhh....*Coughs* I-I-it s-still d-d-doesn't m-make a-any s-sense, G-Gappy-ch-chaaaan.....i-itaaai desuuuuyoooooo..... But you! You who scoffs and looks down upon Sakana-neechama's sacrifice....you shady miko who has never paid for anything in her life.... Heeey, enough with the shady poor penniless greedy unemployed miko thing.... *You added the 'poor', 'penniless' and 'greedy' yourself, woman.* ....you will pay! And dearly! .... I pity you who ridicules everything and understands nothing. Come, let me teach you, with my STRAWBERRIES! *And then many hours of cat-fightins, hair-pullins, ball-bustins, table-turnins, fist-launchins, dramatic manly speechifyins, were had. * --- Quote from: Rou You Can on March 30, 2011, 10:22:04 PM ---When the Atelier finally rises up to try and overthrow the Library, how will you do it? I am in no way taking notes of this in case you go ahead with your genocidal plan to kill off all prose. * Rou scribble scribble...scribble. --- End quote --- *Pulls herself out of a deep crater, holding onto an open wound, with torrents of blood running down her face* It has....never been about the library....or the Atelier.....it's about the librarians! And the artists! The people who live their lives there! Doctor Purvis....Sakana-neechama....Johny....Rose....Tom.....King Fuwamatsumotokana....y-you've....you've killed my friends....my...MY NAKAMA! But you can never take them away from me! *We ain't dead, fool. Don't go writin' us off, cheap-like. * ....G-Gappy-ch-chan....w-who's Johny, Rose, Tom and King Fuwamatwhoisit? You ask me how we'll win this fight? You ask me how we'll one day reclaim the library and create a new world without walls and boundaries?! Then watch me! For that day is today! That time is now! They live on! Inside of me! And as long as I draw breath, their will will live on! Take this, all our sorrows and joys, our strifes and our tears....The full strength of our friendship! *TUNA LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS* S-such....such sublimely b-beautifully slender and fishy legs....t-this is t-too much....i-it's...IT'S OVER 9000! U-UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHH! *Pulls herself back out of a crater* H-how is it....f-friendship....w-when you u-use y-your own f-friend as a w-weapon....? --- Quote from: Daipi on March 31, 2011, 01:25:08 AM ---Of the seven deadly sins that plague this world, which one afflicts you the most? :demonking: --- End quote --- S-Such anger and hatred....such lust for victory....such jealous, hurtful pride....such greed and gluttony! Y-you are guilty of all s-seven of the deadliest sins! You forgot one. Sloth! I'm the laziest being in the universe - I believe in minimum effort, maximum results. S-such naked avarice! Such bare evil! Tch....t-then....there's no....other way....I shall....praise you for pushing me this far....As expected of my arch-rival... ....we're arch-rivals? ....as....a reward....I'll show you....I'll show you.... I don't want any rewards, thanks. You can keep that thing to yourself. ....My  FINAL ULTIMATE COMEBACK ATTACK! --- Quote from: Sanya S. Rurovyak on March 30, 2011, 10:28:31 PM ---How does it feel to know that I was the one who gave the Atelier its "Atelier" name, because it sounded more sophisticated that way? 8) --- End quote --- .... .... *....* *TUNALIGHT BREAKER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS* KACHING

Hello Purvis: Thought I asked this before When confronted with a problem that may require moderation, how do you consider it it and arrive at a conclusion on how to address it?

E-Nazrin: --- Quote from: Purvissimo on April 04, 2011, 12:55:56 AM ---Thought I asked this before When confronted with a problem that may require moderation, how do you consider it it and arrive at a conclusion on how to address it? --- End quote --- --- Quote from: Purvissimo on April 03, 2011, 04:52:07 AM ---When making a moderation decision on a problem, how do you approach it? Can you show this hosebrain what for? --- End quote --- （?ι _` 　）

Hanged Hourai: How long does it take you to think up these replies?

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