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| Mr_Bob:
Med-student, huh? My condolences, but I salute your perseverance. How do you take your coffee, or other stimulants, if any? Favorite medieval armament? What is your opinion of modern chivalry? |
| Gappy:
--- Quote from: あさらぎシジェ on March 30, 2011, 04:21:23 PM ---So is everyone gonna do the-format now? Why is Sakana your favorite? --- End quote --- I live by Reimu's philosophy of being as impartial as I can. I avoid favouritism when I can. As such, I wouldn't say he's a favourite... But I can't deny that Sakana's a close friend and confidant. Nyaachooooh! *Sniffle* He's my dear E-Niichan, and with good reason. He's that rare species of gentleman who is always kind, thoughtful, selfless and persevering. *sniffle* Teeheehee, I wonder who's talking about me~ He is courteous and polite to everyone, particularly to ladies. And yet he manages to do it naturally, with no sense of pretentiousness about him.I might even go so far as to say that he's one of the manliest manly men I've ever met so far. Ehehehee, lollipops~ cheese cakes~ Pumpin pies too~ Food don't rhyme, but neither do I, chocolate~ montblancs~ cupcakes~ He goes to great lengths to help friends in need, no matter how thankless it may be, and.....err......and....he's....she's...not rhyming....err.... lots and lots of food today~ a real festivay yaaayaaaaay~ ...And....he's German....and.... he plays Mass Effect 2....and..... ........................ Oneechama! Could you please stop that?! E-ehh...G-Gappy-c-chan...? S-Stop....-s-stop wh-what? Being so....well....so....err......just...stop being so....so SAKANA! *Sniffle* I-I'm s-sorry....G-Gappy-ch-chan....W-W-Waaaaaaah! ..... *Sigh* That's okay, that's okay....you're really cute, you know that? R-Really....? Yes, really really~ Ehehehe...Gappy-chan praised meee~<3 --- Quote from: あさらぎシジェ on March 30, 2011, 04:21:23 PM ---On a scale of crawfish to tuna, salmon being the median, how much do you enjoy a well balanced breakfast? --- End quote --- Tuna! W-whaah?! *pet pets Oneechama* Tehehe~ It depends really, how much time I have. But a good day invariably starts with a good breakfast, as such, I like having a good balance of food when I can get it. Food? Yay! Let's have food! *Goes and rummages in the picnic basket* I like to have toasted earth, smeared with sun-jam and moon-terine, maybe some asteroid belt cereal with milky way....and I also enjoy nice hot Mars pancakes~ Anything, really. Just keep those awful black hole puddings away from me. *pops her head out of the basket* Gappy-chan.....the basket is empty.... WHAT?! --- Quote from: あさらぎシジェ on March 30, 2011, 04:21:23 PM ---How Happy could A Cappy wearing Gappy reading a Mappy get, if the Cappy wearing Gappy looked rather Dappy whilst resting upon the Lappy of a Yappy Chappy? Or was that question simply Crappy? --- End quote --- Bro, that was, like, so crappy, y'know, that I, like, actually smelled the crap, y'know. And, phew, it smells like rotten tuna roadkill on a hot, humid night in inside Purvis' hobo can(TM) in 'Nam. W-waaah, I-I'm s-sorry, G-Gappy-chaaan. I-I didn't think we'd miss that last chopper if we stayed back to loot all those big dead people... That's okay, Oneechan, you're still cute. R-Really? *Sniffle* Y-yaaay! Anyway, you want to know what a Cappy wearing a Gappy looking rather Dappy while resting on the Lappy of a Yappy Chappy? THE CAPPY WHO STOLE OUR FESTIVAL FOOD WILL BE GETTING A BIG CAPPY UP CRAP CREEK WHEN I GET HIM TO WEAR MY GAPPY-SPECIAL. HE'LL LOOK VERY, VERY DAPPY WHEN I FINISH WITH HIM, SO MUCH SO THAT THE ONLY LAPPY HE'D BE ABLE TO FIT INTO IS THAT OF THAT RATHER YAPPY GRIM REAPER CHAPPY. HE'LL BE SO DAPPY HE'LL BE THE ONLY CAPPY IN THE AFTERLIFE TO LOOK OH SO DAPPY! And he'll be quite unhappy too. * Gappy whips out a till and starts punching in numbers... KACHING! |
| Dead Princess Sakana:
:blush: |
| Gappy:
--- Quote from: theshim on March 30, 2011, 04:22:00 PM ---I know almost nothing about you except one time I remember you ranting about TOO MANY DAMN KIDS or the like. That said, what's your family situation like? --- End quote --- Family? I don't have one. I was, am, and always will be. Causa Causans. The closest thing I have to a family are the ever-watchful stars and the ever-guiding moon, the rejuvenating rays of the first east sun and the wayward west spring wind, as well as what could be called brothers and sisters, the likes of Fenrir and Cthulhu, Sakana and Erebus. Oh, wait, you mean THE Family. Just a moment, I'm in the middle of calling them right now. They'll be here soon enough. --- Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on March 30, 2011, 04:25:48 PM ---...Why are you so gosh darned adorabubble? :blush: --- End quote --- Because I'm the main character and I'm about to kick some poor sod's face in for stealing all our food! *BGM CHANGE* And there's the BGM Change! Time to beat up the first boss on our way to recovering our stolen preciooooouuuuuuus Fooood! *BGM - Pandora's Box - The One Left Behind* Wait....that's my theme.... *1st Stage Boss - The Treasured Child Filled with Hope - Gappy* ..... Awawawawawa! I-I-I have to fight G-Gappy-chan?! D-Don't worry, Sakana-neechama! The first boss is always the weakest! *Gappy Power Level > 9000 Cats* Eeep! M-Mommy.... I-I-I'm going t-to die! S-Sugar! I forgot! Touhou OCs are all about power-leveling! Sakana-neechama! You must defeat me! Only then will I experience a change of heart, see things from your perspective, and join your cause and become your nakama! B-but...w-why?! T-that makes no sense, Gappy-chan! Come! Real men speak with their fists! But you're not a man, Gappy-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! Oneeechaaamaaaaaaaa! Gappy-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan! *TUNA-WHACK* --- Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on March 30, 2011, 04:25:48 PM ---What's been your favourite place in the world that you've visited? --- End quote --- Oooh....I see everything flashing before my eyes..... Thailand....Thailand was nice....it's so bright....so beautiful....the people were so friendly....the food was so good....the beautifully gilded temples ranging as far as the eye can see.......aaah, the kind old lady with the roast nuts shop....are you here to take me away atop that elephant you're riding....? G-Gappy-chan! Don't go! Don't go into the light! Don't ride the elephant! --- Quote from: Magical Moerin~♥ on March 30, 2011, 04:25:48 PM ---When was the last time you wore kitty ears~? --- End quote --- ...I can't.....remember now.... Noooo! Gappy-chan has amnesia! You must remember! Here, this might help! *TUNA-WHACK* ...I have it...on so...so...moe...I-I mean....often now....you....they.... I've lost....lost....marbles...I mean, count.... *TUNA-WHACK* Heehee....You'll have....teeheehee....to ask...heehee.... my sister.... *TUNA-WHACK* ....LAST WEEKEND, ON FRIDAY, 7 PM IN THE EVENING! * Gappy whips out a till and starts punching in numbers... KACHING! |
| Kips McKipzerson:
Whats that last image from? The 100,000 pix one. |
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