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| Dead Princess Sakana:
Even with a future in medical service, are you planning to pursue writing/drawing on the side as a source of profit as well? |
| Hello Purvis:
How's it feel to be bitin' my style? Why am I your favorite? What do you think is the largest problem the forum ever dealt with? |
| Whatthe:
In an alternate universe, you are not Gappy but RAPPY. What is the title of your alternate universe self's debut single? |
| Gappy:
--- Quote from: Ruwako Moriya on March 30, 2011, 04:10:09 PM ---Why did you never show us your completed NaNoWriMo novel? --- End quote --- Because my pet tuna ate it The Nanowrimo novel in question was stolen by German scientists Lommel and Steinkopf and field-tested in the Battle of Ypres against advancing British Soldiers. Results were reportedly astounding, as, almost immediately, the troops fell to their knees, tears of blood running down their cheeks as they gouged out their eyeballs in sheer utter horror. Since then, it has been classified as a class S weapon of mass destruction and banned by the Geneva Convention and 7 other human rights rulings. (Though I never told you it's also available off the records, nudge nudge, wink wink) --- Quote from: Ruwako Moriya on March 30, 2011, 04:10:09 PM ---What is your favourite food? --- End quote --- Oh! Oooh! I know! I know! Me! Me! Ummm....Sweets! Tiramisu! Chocolate! Cotton-candy! Oniic-...I mean, tunas! Pancakes! Melon bread! Flapjacks! Rur-...I mean, strawberries! Scones! Blackforest Cake! Germany! Peaches and Cream! Japan! Brownies! Italy! Taiyaki! Apple crumble! Earth! Roll cake! Pannetone! Christmas Pudding! The Sun! Pocky! Oreos! The Universe! And Cherries. Why did you want to be a medical professional? Sweets! Tiramisu! Chocolate! Cotton-candy! Pancakes! Melon bread! Flapjacks! strawberries! Scones, all the sweets I can ea....I-I-I mean, umm, because there's lots of mo-....I mean, I mean, the pharma reps are cu-...no, no, that's not it! The doctors all look co-...no, really, that's not it either! .... Actually, that IS a good question. The hours are long and unpaid. The pay's lousy at best in comparison to the work. Everybody thinks you're lapdogs to the big pharmaceutical companies (and in a good number of cases that's actually true), the scum of the earth (unfortunately often true too), and moneygrubbing undertakers (often just as sadly true). I must be crazy. No, insane! Aaah, Mama, I wanna quit and become an investment banker..... But, sometimes, I somehow manage to bring a little smile into the life of one who knows nothing but suffering, the old man whose relatives have forgotten, the single-mother dying of colon cancer, the Afghani war-refugee boy who tried to commit suicide......there is no other profession where I am empowered to ease the suffering of others and touch upon their lives in small, gentle ways. Everyday I come home, tired to the bone, but happy, very happy, that I've done just that little bit more for someone out there in the world. I think it's a job that will ensure me a fulfilling, happy life, such that, at the end of everything, when I close my book of life, turn out the lights and lock the door behind me, I can look back, give myself a pat on the back and say 'Job well done, Gappy', and walk away with a satisfied smile. To me, it's the greatest job in the world, and I would trade it for no other. * Gappy whips out a till and starts punching in numbers... KACHING! |
| Edible:
--- Quote from: Gappy on March 30, 2011, 05:45:24 PM --- KACHING! --- End quote --- Can't you lower the price? |
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