I Wanna Be The Magical Girl!

[Moerin]

>Eh. Drop a beam on him anyways. Just to be sure.

>You twirl around Batentoun for a few seconds before pointing it straight at Mr. Dlobok and firing out a coruscating beam of love-love energy at him!
>...Well, you wait for the music to start first.
>Oh right, and you yell "DIVINE PURIFICATION TOUCH!" at the top of your lungs.  It's expected of you, after all.
>Magical light surrounds the body of Mr. Dlobok, and pretty soon he shrinks down back into a middle-aged balding man with a funny moustache and first degree burns.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

> End the call swiftly, get out and pretend nothing has happened and proceed as calmly out of school as possible.
> Go to a park or something.

[Marokuu]

> End the call swiftly, get out and pretend nothing has happened and proceed as calmly out of school as possible.
> Go to a park or something.

>Transform back first, don't want to flaunt our panties everywhere :blush:

[Moerin]

>Transform back first, don't want to flaunt our panties everywhere :blush:

>You turn back into regular, plain old Mary Sue.
>Well, not "old", as you're still a teenager.

> End the call swiftly, get out and pretend nothing has happened and proceed as calmly out of school as possible.
> Go to a park or something.

>You make a swift exit from the nurse's office.
>You've still got classes today.  Are you sure you want to ditch school?

[Sana]

>Go to your next class like a good student. >:<

[Hello Purvis]

>Hide in the bathroom until next class if it's not time for the next class yet.

[Moerin]

>Go to your next class like a good student. >:<

>Hide in the bathroom until next class if it's not time for the next class yet.

>You head towards the bathroom and take refuge in one of the stalls.
>Thankfully, this is the girl's bathroom, and as the legends state it's at least moderately clean and hygienic.
>Soon enough, the bell rings, alerting you that it's time to head to Maths.
>As you leave the stall, you see two delinquents graffitying the mirrors.  Sigh, kids these days.

[Sana]

>You cannot tolerate vandalism!
>Give those graffiti artists a good scolding!
>After that, go to class.

[Hello Purvis]

>Also remind them it's spelled with an -is,not -us.

[Moerin]

>You cannot tolerate vandalism!
>Give those graffiti artists a good scolding!
>After that, go to class.

>You give them the scolding of a lifetime!  All they can do is simply stare at you in shock as you berate them for their actions!
>"Um... Well, uh..."
>They can only mumble incoherently in response.  One of them puts their hand to their mouth in shock, only to burn their palm on the cigarette they forgot they were smoking.

>Also remind them it's spelled with an -is,not -us.

>They nod with blank looks on their faces, dumbstruck at the way you've been talking to them the whole time.
>After a few minutes ranting, you leave the two, who likely have a lot to think about now.
>You quickly make your way to class, luckily getting their just before the teacher shows up.
>Looks like Romana's in your maths class too, although she's seated on the other side of the room from you.

[Janitor Morgan]

> Is the seating chart for this class set in stone?
> How good are we at math?

[Sana]

>Review notes
>Try telepathy, we might learn something neat

[Moerin]

> Is the seating chart for this class set in stone?
> How good are we at math?

>The seating chart gets changed every so often for various reasons, but for the time being, you're stuck where you are.  Between an obnoxiously loud jock and an airheaded cheerleader.
>Who keep getting you to pass notes to each other.  Sigh...
>You're okay with numbers.  Whilst it's not your strongest point, it's not exactly a weakness of your's either.

>Review notes
>Try telepathy, we might learn something neat

>You're still Mary Sue, AKA Pretty Cure Medichan!
>You've defeated a total of [1] monster(s) so far!
>You've gained a total of [2] Karma point(s) and [2] Delinquency point(s) so far!
>Your current quests are:
>>Help Romana Become More Social - Nerdy classmate Romana Trelundar needs some help coming out of her shell!
>>Investigate Paprika - Find out about the mysterious employer of Mr. Dlobok!
>>Modesty is a Virtue - Cover up your damn panties, girl!
>>Won't Get Fooled Again - Learn how to invoke The Who at will!
>Your current inventory is:
>>Scarab Broach (transformation trinket)
>>Bookbag full of school books
>>$60 in cash
>>Cyrillic Wallet
>>Hobo Nickel
>>The clothes on your back

>You use telepathy to scan the room!
>Turns out the cheerleader is sleeping with the jock's best friend.  But that's okay, as he's sleeping with her best friend too.
>The teacher is wondering what the hell she did to deserve this, and contemplating getting blind drunk once classes are finished for the day.
>Romana's head is full of complex mathematical formulae.  She must working at a higher level than you, as you can't understand any of it.
>A girl nearby is worrying about spices for some reasons. Maybe she has to cook dinner tonight?
>...Actually, most of the class seem to be thinking about inconsequential things.  Regular high schooler stuff, really.
>One or two are concerned about what happened to Mr. Dlobok (seemed that story spread pretty quickly), but other than that...

[Janitor Morgan]

> What subjects are we good at, thinking on it?
> Any homework we haven't finished or need to work on?
> Where would one acquire spices?

[Moerin]

> What subjects are we good at, thinking on it?
> Any homework we haven't finished or need to work on?
> Where would one acquire spices?

>You're an average student, really, but at least that means you're not especially bad at anything.
>Your best subject is English.  You're pretty comfortable when it comes to words.
>On a similar note, you're currently not part of any school clubs/societies right now.
>You've only been here for a week, so you haven't picked up much homework yet.  Just some reading for some of your classes, really.
>Spices can be acquired from many places, from your local supermarket to a specialist convenience store.
>Spices are in pretty high demand as of late.  He who controls the spice controls the galaxy, after all.

[Janitor Morgan]

> Try to focus telepathy on the girl worrying about spices, and the people worried about Mr. Dlobok.

[Whatthe]

> Also use telepathy to see what people think of the Medichan-shaped indent in the wall of the nurse's office. Hopefully our silhouette isn't too recognizable.

[Moerin]

> Try to focus telepathy on the girl worrying about spices, and the people worried about Mr. Dlobok.

>'Waaaaah I screwed up!  Damn it, they're gonna have my hide...  I thought no-one would notice until it was too late!  Gah, Paprika's gonna be pissed when she finds out...'
>Seems like Mr. Dlobok was a pretty popular teacher.  The students are worried that they might not have classes from him for a while.
>Well, okay, there's also sighs of relief that they have more time to finish their homework, I guess.

> Also use telepathy to see what people think of the Medichan-shaped indent in the wall of the nurse's office. Hopefully our silhouette isn't too recognizable.

>Thinketh the jock behind you:
>'Man, that hole in the wall of the nurse's office sure has a cute butt!  As star quarterback, it is my job - no, my DUTY - to tap that!'
>You involuntarily shudder.

[Whatthe]

>Mr. Dlobok's employer is named Paprika, right? And paprika's a spice! Better keep an eye on spice girl's thoughts.
>What does spice girl look like?

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Is any homework due in this class today?
> If so, deploy homework.

[Moerin]

>Mr. Dlobok's employer is named Paprika, right? And paprika's a spice! Better keep an eye on spice girl's thoughts.
>What does spice girl look like?

>Her thoughts mostly become incoherent and wild pretty quickly.
>You at least gather that she's in a panic about something, and whoever this Paprika is, she's deathly afraid of her.
>You can only really see the back of her head from where you are, but she has black hair styled into a bun.
>For whatever reason, she seems to have stuck a grey feather into the bun.

> Is any homework due in this class today?
> If so, deploy homework.

>The closest thing you've had to homework in this class is being asked to revise trigonometry.  Joy.

[Thata no Guykoro]

>Hope that we will not have to explain anything about the whole incident in the office. Did we avoid leaving evidence about ourselves?.
>Try to use telepathy - can we distinguish anything about who this Paprika is?

[Moerin]

>Hope that we will not have to explain anything about the whole incident in the office. Did we avoid leaving evidence about ourselves?.
>Try to use telepathy - can we distinguish anything about who this Paprika is?

>Other than loudly proclaiming in front of the class that you were taking Mr. Dlobok to the nurse's office?
>And calling up an ambulance whilst you were in said office?
>Naaaaah, you're clean!
>You gather that Paprika is her boss, but she's not too happy about this arrangement.
>She's also terrified of the mere thought of giving her a reason to get angry at her.
>You don't really get much more out of her, as her thoughts quickly become too incoherent to read.
>Soon enough, the lunch bell rings, and your fellow pupils begin filing out of the room in a (dis)orderly fashion.

[Hello Purvis]

>Oh shit, we weren't paying attention to class at all. ;_;
>Ponder offering Minionette an out.

[Whatthe]

> Devise cover story regarding the office incident.

[Janitor Morgan]

> Where does Romana seem to be headed?

[Moerin]

>Oh shit, we weren't paying attention to class at all. ;_;
>Ponder offering Minionette an out.

>Guess you'll have to revise extra hard now, huh?
>She seems like she might be somewhat receptive to the idea, at the very least.
>Thankfully, the feather in her hair makes it easy to spot where she's going.

> Devise cover story regarding the office incident.

>That would be a good idea, wouldn't it?

> Where does Romana seem to be headed?

>Romana seems to be heading vaguely in the direction of the cafeteria, but she keeps looking back a lot.
>People keep bumping into her.  Maybe you're just imagining it, but they seem to be doing it on purpose.

[Fightest]

> Devise cover story regarding the office incident.

> That's easy. Watch this:
> What office incident? We brought him to the nurse's office, then went on our way. We have no idea what happened afterward.

[Moerin]

> That's easy. Watch this:
> What office incident? We brought him to the nurse's office, then went on our way. We have no idea what happened afterward.

>Lies make baby Jesus cry. ;_;
>But if you're cool with that, roll with it.
>Your stomach gurgles loudly.  Magical girling coupled with trig sure build up an appetite.
>But mostly the trig.

[Hello Purvis]

>To yon Cafeteria! Keep an eye on Grayfeather the Nervy.