Author Topic: I Wanna Be The Magical Girl! (Read 81413 times)

Moerin · « **Reply #90 on:** January 14, 2011, 04:39:09 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 14, 2011, 03:38:53 PM

>"Oh man, I hope I wasn't expensive..."

Quote from: Fightest on January 14, 2011, 04:25:18 PM

> "I am SO sorry, sir, it was an accident, I swear!"
> Say this as we continue dragging him to the nurse's office.
> "And you're starting to look worse by the moment! Hang in there, sir!"

>You drag Mr. Dlobok along the corridor, him squeaking all the while.
>"Gaaaaah, you WILL paaaay for thAT, giiiiirlchild!"
>He really doesn't look too great right now. He seems to be suffering from a severe case of "Turning Into A Giant Ratman". Oh, and he sounds like he has a throat infection or something, what with all the squeaking and rasping he's doing.
>I think they make lozenges for that.

Thata no Guykoro · « **Reply #91 on:** January 14, 2011, 04:56:08 PM »

>Ask him if he caught any diseases recently!
>Also, reach the nurse's office.

Moerin · « **Reply #92 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Quercus Thatguy on January 14, 2011, 04:56:08 PM

>Ask him if he caught any diseases recently!
>Also, reach the nurse's office.

>"Um... Weeeell, uh, thERE was thaaaat bad CASE of taaiil rot I HAD reCENTly..."
>You reach the nurse's office, and make your way inside.
>The nurse takes one look at Mr. Dlobok... And faints. Huh.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #93 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:40:20 PM »

>"Oh look, they can see it now! Hey, where did you come from, anyways?"

Sana · « **Reply #94 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »

>Give nickname: Splinter

Smok, destroyer of thoughts · « **Reply #95 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:46:36 PM »

This is the most lol game I saw this week.

>After asking the question force Mr Dlobok on the nursery bed.

Moerin · « **Reply #96 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:49:49 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 14, 2011, 05:40:20 PM

>"Oh look, they can see it now! Hey, where did you come from, anyways?"

>"Of coURSE theeeey can SEE! You weeaaKENED the disguuuuiiiise chARM, fooooolish GIRLchild!"
>He clears his throat again.
>"Ahem. I aaaam a monSTROUS spiiiiriiiit callED foooorth frOM the SpiRIT Reeeaaalm to doooo the MasTER'S biiiiiDING. Weeell... Called BY Maaaaster's SERvant. It's... Whaaaat you FOOLish huuuumanFOLK caaall "SUBcooontracTING", am I riiiiiight?"

Quote from: Sana on January 14, 2011, 05:46:27 PM

>Give nickname: Splinter

>Duly noted. You're not sure if he ever taught anyone to be ninja teens, though.

Quote from: Smoku on January 14, 2011, 05:46:36 PM

This is the most lol game I saw this week.

>After asking the question force Mr Dlobok on the nursery bed.

>Wait what. You're not a whore! Or a furry! >.<

Whatthe · « **Reply #97 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:54:06 PM »

>"Subcontracting, eh? How's your pay? What kind of benefits do you get?"

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #98 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:54:26 PM »

> "A subcontract? It's important to read the fine print on those, you know. What exactly did it say?"

Moerin · « **Reply #99 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Whatthe on January 14, 2011, 05:54:06 PM

>"Subcontracting, eh? How's your pay? What kind of benefits do you get?"

Quote from: Stardj Sapphire on January 14, 2011, 05:54:26 PM

> "A subcontract? It's important to read the fine print on those, you know. What exactly did it say?"

>"Weeell, um... Uh... WE, um, get a goooood denTAL PLan..."
>He strokes his chin, trying to think.
>"Oh, aaaand WE get tooooo inHABit a phySICal booooody on thiiiiiis plANE of exisTENCE, whiiiiich is ALways goooood..."

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #100 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:40:20 PM »

> "Those are good, yeah, but do you know the name of the person you're contracted to? That's important to know in case you don't get all your benefits!"

Moerin · « **Reply #101 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM »

Quote from: Stardj Sapphire on January 14, 2011, 07:40:20 PM

> "Those are good, yeah, but do you know the name of the person you're contracted to? That's important to know in case you don't get all your benefits!"

>"Um... Sheeeee saID she was caaaaalled PaPRIka, and sheeee wAS workING foooor SOMEone callleeeeeed-"
>He stops abrubtly.
>"Waiiiiiit, WHY am I telliiiiiing you THIS?"
>He hunches over and outstretches his sharp talons.
>"I neeeeed your ENERGY, one waaaaay of ANothER! Skeeeeeeeh!"

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #102 on:** January 14, 2011, 07:54:19 PM »

> Add quest: Investigate Paprika

Should we transform now, or is audacity still the name of the game? At the very least, we need to 1) not die, and 2) wake the nurse up before we leave, so...

Fightest · « **Reply #103 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Stardj Sapphire on January 14, 2011, 07:54:19 PM

> Add quest: Investigate Paprika

Should we transform now, or is audacity still the name of the game? At the very least, we need to 1) not die, and 2) wake the nurse up before we leave, so...

> Still audacious.
> "Please, sir, calm down. Let's not cause any trouble for the nurse for messing up her office."
> Grab a nearby syringe of sedative and jab the teacher with them.
> If we don't know what such a syringe looks like, come on, they have them on all the shows - thin, small syringes with a clear liquid.
> This cannot possibly go wrong.

Moerin · « **Reply #104 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Stardj Sapphire on January 14, 2011, 07:54:19 PM

> Add quest: Investigate Paprika

Should we transform now, or is audacity still the name of the game? At the very least, we need to 1) not die, and 2) wake the nurse up before we leave, so...

>Quest added!

Quote from: Fightest on January 14, 2011, 08:02:08 PM

> Still audacious.
> "Please, sir, calm down. Let's not cause any trouble for the nurse for messing up her office."
> Grab a nearby syringe of sedative and jab the teacher with them.
> If we don't know what such a syringe looks like, come on, they have them on all the shows - thin, small syringes with a clear liquid.
> This cannot possibly go wrong.

>You stab Mr. Dlobok with a syringe of sedative!
>Only that wasn't sedative, silly girl! Why would they have that in a public school?
>No! It was the star quarterback's anabolic steroids! Which seems to have a strange effect on giant ratmen!
>Mr. Dlobok is now twice as big as he was before, and has to hunch over even further to fit in the room!
>"AAAAAAH OH GOD THAT STINGS. STUPID STUPID STUUUUUUUPID GIRLCHILD!"
>He stares at you with bloodshot eyes full of malice. And, y'know, those little red veins. But mostly malice.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #105 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:28:57 PM »

ahahahahaha oh God

> Is there a defibrillator in the room?

Moerin · « **Reply #106 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Stardj Sapphire on January 14, 2011, 08:28:57 PM

ahahahahaha oh God

> Is there a defibrillator in the room?

>Where the hell would a public school get the money for that?
>There's some, like, aspirin and painkillers on the shelf, I guess.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #107 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:39:07 PM »

Aspirin can't be used for stunning, though. Dang it.

Any ideas?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #108 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:41:04 PM »

>"Oh dear. Sir, I'm going to need to see your insurance data right now."

Moerin · « **Reply #109 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:44:58 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 14, 2011, 08:41:04 PM

>"Oh dear. Sir, I'm going to need to see your insurance data right now."

>Mr. Dlobok's face twists from the mask of rage he was wearing a moment ago to a look of utter confusion and bafflement as he tries to wonder what the hell you're on about.
>As such, he's rather distracted at the moment.

Smok, destroyer of thoughts · « **Reply #110 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:53:35 PM »

dragging on a bed wasn't meant to lead to rape

Lol... This is crazy and without magic powers

>"Sir, you surely are insured, are you?"

Kasu · « **Reply #111 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:32:10 PM »

> "I imagine someone with your condition would have at least attempted to obtain some insurance."

Moerin · « **Reply #112 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Smoku on January 14, 2011, 08:53:35 PM

dragging on a bed wasn't meant to lead to rape

Lol... This is crazy and without magic powers

>"Sir, you surely are insured, are you?"

Quote from: Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi on January 14, 2011, 09:32:10 PM

> "I imagine someone with your condition would have at least attempted to obtain some insurance."

>Mr. Dlobok scowls at you in confusion.
>"I... Whaaaat... HUH?"
>After a few moments of trying to start a coherent sentence, he seemingly gives up.
>And then swipes his tail at your legs, knocking you on your butt. Owies!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #113 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:34:09 PM »

>There is only one solution; use steriods on self, go Xyber Huge match his prowess!

Sect · « **Reply #114 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:36:25 PM »

Dude, no, we're supossed to be doing a end-of-episode PSA about NOT doing drugs!

> Cover your modesty! Don't want any creepy teacher/demon peeking up our skirt!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #115 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:38:55 PM »

We're a healer type; abusing chems is what we do!

Sana · « **Reply #116 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:44:47 PM »

>Play some dramatic battle music in your head.
>Is there anything you can use as a weapon lying around?

Whatthe · « **Reply #117 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:58:05 PM »

>Look for the steroids' warning label. There's gotta be something that people using them aren't supposed to do...or have done to them!

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #118 on:** January 14, 2011, 11:22:58 PM »

Mrf.

> Transform!

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #119 on:** January 14, 2011, 11:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Sana on January 14, 2011, 10:44:47 PM

>Play some dramatic battle music in your head.

This.