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| The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan |
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| LHCling:
welp looks like the secret to my success is revealed |
| Drake:
--- Quote from: ♪ Trans-Siberian Orchestra ♫ on December 16, 2010, 10:27:20 PM ---What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under? --- End quote --- Step 7: you are a dork |
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--- Quote from: Roukan And So Ken You on December 16, 2010, 10:21:49 PM --- STEP 1. ADOPT A PC-98 CHARACTER. There's a large cast of characters from the first 5 games in the Touhou series who the fandom have almost forgotten about. Anyone remember Rikako Asakura? Me neither! Take advantage of this, and take one of these poor, forgotten girls as your waifu. Through your appreciation of the older entries in the franchise, you'll prove that you're a knowledgable, respectable Touhou fan. And best of all, because the PC-98 characters have almost zero characterisation, you can make them whatever you want them to be! STEP 2. DEMONSTRATE YOUR INGENUITY BY CHEATING YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. Here's a fact some of you may have not thought of - next time you play a Touhou game, run as many other programs in the background as you can. If you do it right, your game will creak to a halt, moving almost in slow motion, and you'll be able to sneak your way around even the hardest barrages with ease. You can tell people you've beaten UFO on Lunatic, and technically you won't be lying! There may be people who claim your replay is hacked, but you can simply say to them that your computer has some sort of horrible specs, the sort they used to make calculators thirty years ago. They have no right to argue about the validity of your replay if you're poor! --- End quote --- Hey, no fair telling people the donut method of touhology. --- Quote from: ♪ Trans-Siberian Orchestra ♫ on December 16, 2010, 10:27:20 PM ---What step does "Become admin of a major Touhou fan community" fall under? --- End quote --- I'm pretty sure you were a victim of Katchura ragequitting the community, so step 6. |
| Thata no Guykoro:
I have only accomplished 0.25 of the steps. FORGIVE ME :V |
| Nat Tea:
I stopped at WHY BOTHER. :getdown: |
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