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The Ultimate Guide To Being A True Touhou Fan
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Hello Purvis:
Well recorded Roukan, but you forgot one.


STEP 6B
RAGEQUIT THE SERIES CONTINUED.

A new release has come out! Find a fault in it, any fault will do! In you cannot find a fault, merely make one up. Now that you've found or invented this fault, hammer at it endlessly! The series jumped the shark! ZUN is out of ideas! This is just a rip-off of <other famous thing!> It is too gimmicky! ZUN is just making things up as he goes along! The series is now ruined forever, and your sage declaration reflects upon your keen insight into such things. Be certain to do this as quickly as possible; the longer a new release exists, the less insightful you seem by your proclamation. You cannot dally on this at all; find this fault within the first minutes of new footage appearing. Be the first to have recognized when it was all over, and stand by this through thick and thin!
Helepolis:
So that is what "OTP" means...

I knew I did something wrong in my quest to become a touhou fan.

Thanks Roukan! I will restart my touhou career again, starting from 0 and become the ultimate tooohooo fan, instead of shino lover. ( ',')b

Romantique Tp:
I just figured out (from reading this thread) that this site has shrinemaiden in the URL because Katchura thought "project shrine maiden" was the official name of the games or something like that.

That's actually fairly interesting !
Fetch()tirade:
Do we, at any point, need a towel?
FinnKaenbyou:

--- Quote from: Flashtirade on December 16, 2010, 11:10:39 PM ---Do we, at any point, need a towel?

--- End quote ---
If you haven't been keeping track of where your towel is, this guide is wasted on you. >:<
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