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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #510 on: December 31, 2010, 12:41:51 AM »
>"So is this Mokou's roundabout way of calling you a bigmouth?"

> "Or maybe just a bottomless pit, which, if you were an oni and had horns, I would totally buy."

Jeez, we're mean :3

> Keine doesn't say anything, but her mouth twitches ever so slightly.  Minoriko has stopped laughing, and now wears a somewhat nervous smile.
> You just barely finish the last sentence before something suddenly collides with your head with a loud thunk.  It takes a few seconds to realize that Keine has grabbed the sides of your head and headbutted you.  As you reel, you hear Cirno's voice somewhere nearby.
> "She actually delivered one of her famous headbutts!  What'd you do?"
> Keine adjusts her hat.  "Shall I explain how I hide the village now?" she asks, completely unamused.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #511 on: December 31, 2010, 12:46:03 AM »
So, we kick her in the shins, right?

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #512 on: December 31, 2010, 12:47:12 AM »
No, I think we'll just chill out on the ground for the time being, and hope we don't have a concussion.

But it was totally worth it.

EDIT: Also, relevant (and NSFW, for language).
« Last Edit: December 31, 2010, 12:50:51 AM by Sect »

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #513 on: December 31, 2010, 12:51:25 AM »
>Groan.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #514 on: December 31, 2010, 12:56:43 AM »
>Groan.

> You groan in pain.  You certainly were not expecting that.
> Minoriko cringes.
> Cirno is fretting.  "Are you okay?"

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #515 on: December 31, 2010, 01:02:45 AM »
> Try to stand back up, feeling at where Keine headbutted us. Is it just painful, or are we having problems seeing or thinking straight.

> If we're okay, aside from the pain, tell Cirno: "Yeah, I'm fine." If we aren't okay, attempt to tell Cirno the previous statement.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #516 on: December 31, 2010, 01:19:32 AM »
Wait wait wait wait.

Better idea. Let's teach a lesson.

>"Where am I?"

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #517 on: December 31, 2010, 01:27:55 AM »
All right. Strike my second command.

EDIT: Aw crap aw crap, this might be a bad idea: Himiko might decide that Parsee actually DOES have amnesia.

... Hell, let's do it, anyways.
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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #518 on: December 31, 2010, 01:48:38 AM »
> Try to stand back up, feeling at where Keine headbutted us. Is it just painful, or are we having problems seeing or thinking straight.

> If we're okay, aside from the pain, tell Cirno: "Yeah, I'm fine." If we aren't okay, attempt to tell Cirno the previous statement.

> You stand up and gingerly feel your head.  There's a bump where Keine headbutted you.  It hurts to touch, as you soon find out.
> Aside from being in pain and shaken up from the headbutt, you don't have any problems with your vision.

Wait wait wait wait.

Better idea. Let's teach a lesson.

>"Where am I?"

> You decide to get revenge, and ask where you are.
> "You're in the Human Village," Cirno automatically answers.
> Keine and Minoriko, however, look more surprised.
> "Huh?  I'm pretty sure I didn't put in that much power," Keine says to nobody in particular.  She leans over and puts a hand on your head where she headbutted you.  "Sorry about that, how hard did I hit you?"
> "You possibly gave her head trauma and that's all you can say?!" Minoriko cries.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #519 on: December 31, 2010, 01:51:47 AM »
Purvis, this is all you. :3

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #520 on: December 31, 2010, 01:55:16 AM »
>Time to call us the busdriver, because we're taking you to school...
>"Who're you again?"
>Frown.
>"Actually, better question, who am I?"

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #521 on: December 31, 2010, 02:31:06 AM »
>Time to call us the busdriver, because we're taking you to school...
>"Who're you again?"
>Frown.
>"Actually, better question, who am I?"

> Heh.
> You ask Keine who she is, and then who you are.  Cirno's eyes bug out of her head as she yells, "Whaaaat?!"
> Keine looks startled and glances over at Minoriko.  "I wonder if erasing the history of headbutting her in the first place would undo the damage?"  She sounds worried.
> "It's your power, don't ask me how it works!" Minoriko snaps.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #522 on: December 31, 2010, 02:31:54 AM »
You know, maybe we could use Cirno as an icepack. Otherwise, keep going, I'm lovin' it. :3

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #523 on: December 31, 2010, 02:40:00 AM »
Seconding Cirno-as-icepack.

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #524 on: December 31, 2010, 02:47:47 AM »
We should also make the assumption that Keine and Minoriko are married. And Cirno is their child.

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #525 on: December 31, 2010, 02:53:37 AM »
Too much, there, with Cirno being their kid. First part I like, though.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #526 on: December 31, 2010, 02:54:15 AM »
>Glance toward Minoriko, and then back to Keine. "I think your wife has a point, there. But, let's start with the beginning. What happened?"

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #527 on: December 31, 2010, 03:03:41 AM »
>Glance toward Minoriko, and then back to Keine. "I think your wife has a point, there. But, let's start with the beginning. What happened?"

> "We're not married!"
> Keine sighs.  "I headbutted you too hard because...well, it's kind of a long story, but basically you were implying that Mokou was implying that I had a big mouth."
> Minoriko continues to shout.  "Why aren't you denying it?  Maybe you should headbutt her again, maybe that'll knock her back to her senses!"
> For a goddess, Minoriko isn't very composed.  Then again, you've never met a diety.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #528 on: December 31, 2010, 03:06:04 AM »
>"Wow, you're kind of a jerk, aren't you. So, who am I again?"

Edit: I think once we get our name, it's time to end this. We're not prepared for a longterm bamboozle. And no doubt genuine unpleasant cures will come into the mix.
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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #529 on: December 31, 2010, 03:14:04 AM »
>"Wow, you're kind of a jerk, aren't you. So, who am I again?"

Edit: I think once we get our name, it's time to end this. We're not prepared for a longterm bamboozle. And no doubt genuine unpleasant cures will come into the mix.

> Keine opens her mouth to say something, but stops herself.
> "Actually, I never got your name..."
> "She's Mizuhashi Parsee," Cirno pipes up.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #530 on: December 31, 2010, 03:17:32 AM »
> Mutter to self: "Par... see...?" Wince and pretend like we're trying to remember something.

Yeah, about now's the time to wrap it up.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #531 on: December 31, 2010, 03:25:54 AM »
>"Ah, fuck!"
>Hand to head like we got clocked again.
>"Yeah, that's right, Parsee! And you're Keine, and you're Cirno, and you....you have grapes on your hat. That's kinda a neat look for you. Oh right, now I remember. We were talking about that thing you do."

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #532 on: December 31, 2010, 03:42:38 AM »
> Mutter to self: "Par... see...?" Wince and pretend like we're trying to remember something.

Yeah, about now's the time to wrap it up.

>"Ah, fuck!"
>Hand to head like we got clocked again.
>"Yeah, that's right, Parsee! And you're Keine, and you're Cirno, and you....you have grapes on your hat. That's kinda a neat look for you. Oh right, now I remember. We were talking about that thing you do."

> You decide to wrap up your little charade by naming everyone except Minoriko.
> Keine stands there in silence.  Minoriko looks embarrassed.
> "Haha!  You had me thinking you really forgot everything!" Cirno guffaws, and slaps you on the back.  She stops when Keine glares at her.
> Keine reaches out suddenly, as if she's going to grab you and headbutt you again, but then she stops.
> "No...I might really give you brain damage if I do it again..." she hisses.  She quickly recomposes herself.

> "Anyway, you wanted to know how I hide the village?  It's because of my ability to conceal or create history as a were-hakutaku.  As a human, I can conceal history, or 'eat' it, as Mokou put it.  So, what Mokou said was loosely explaining what I can do as a human.  I didn't actually eat the village, I just concealed its history so that no harm would come to it.  However, many have come to use 'eating' as another term for 'concealing.'  During the full moon, I transform into a hakutaku and gain the ability to create history.  And yes, I do have horns in that form.  Of course, I can't transform right now since that's not the real moon," Keine lectures, and nods towards the moon at the end of her little speech.

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #533 on: December 31, 2010, 03:47:29 AM »
>Raise eyebrow.
>"Then what's stopping you from eating the history of the moon arriving?"

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #534 on: December 31, 2010, 03:58:31 AM »
>Raise eyebrow.
>"Then what's stopping you from eating the history of the moon arriving?"

> "I'd gladly do that, but it's a foreign object, so I have to pinpoint its starting point in this timeframe so I can add it to Gensokyo's history log and work ahead to what I want to devour, but...I can't find its origin in Gensokyo's history.  I even traced back as far as before the border's creation, but I'm starting to think its history might be too big for me to eat."

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #535 on: December 31, 2010, 04:01:58 AM »
>"So, you don't anything about it, huh?"
>What do we know about it?

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #536 on: December 31, 2010, 04:04:33 AM »
> "... Huh." Well, there went that idea. Considering that the only person that might know the history... of the moon...  is...

> "... By any chance... do you know where Konngara is now? If anyone knows about that moon's history, it's her."

EDIT: Crap, mine or Purvis'? Which would be more in character?

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #537 on: December 31, 2010, 05:50:54 AM »
>"So, you don't anything about it, huh?"
>What do we know about it?

> "I'm afraid not."
> All you known about Hell's Moon is that it's been there for as long as you can remember.

> "... Huh." Well, there went that idea. Considering that the only person that might know the history... of the moon...  is...

> "... By any chance... do you know where Konngara is now? If anyone knows about that moon's history, it's her."

EDIT: Crap, mine or Purvis'? Which would be more in character?

> There's still one person who would know.
> You ask about her current whereabouts.
> "You know who that is?  Ahh...I honestly don't know."

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Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #538 on: December 31, 2010, 06:01:09 AM »
>"So I'll level with you. That's either Hell's Moon up there, or something that's a damn good copy of it. I dunno how it got up there, or out of where it's supposed to be."

Re: Parsee Quest
« Reply #539 on: December 31, 2010, 06:58:26 AM »
If she's traced the history of the moon back to the creation of the border, I'm pretty sure she knows that it's Hell's Moon. Then again, no one's come down to the Underground to ask questions about it, so...