Author Topic: Genso Monopoly (Sunday 22-05-2011) (Read 38786 times)

Schezo · « **Reply #690 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:59:00 PM »

Right as I go to bed the map comes up. :V

I feel the urge to build something majestic.

1d6

Pesco · « **Reply #691 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:06:02 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 1
You stop at the foot of a splendid mansion - the best you've ever seen. It'd be magnificent to own this thing, wouldn't it?
Oh wait. You DID, up until that Schezo guy stole it from you. Asshole.
"Hey! What're you doing here?! This isn't your land anymore, remember?"
One of your old maids yells at you from across the road. You frown slightly. She used to serve you such wonderful ~~Buckfast~~ tea. Now she's charging you for even approaching the house...
[Purv -> 1800 -> Schezo]

Dormio
1d6 = 6
Yeah, you figure you can make some good property out of this place. Nothing major to worry about - just some scorched earth, slightly-green water and a few kilosieverts of radiation. People will love it here!
That said, Reimu is looking...slightly yellow. Maybe you should leave soon.

Stuffman
1d6 = 1
"Hey! Why isn't there any more stuff to punch!? I'm bored! Gimme something to beat up!"
That is IT. You have HAD IT with this girl. You don't CARE what Eientei's gonna do to you if you let her loose, you are going to EXPLODE if she doesn't leave RIGHT NOW.
You've been charging this punch up for days now, and you're finally happy with it. Time to show the Celestial just how manly your Stuff really is.
"Hey, what are you do-"
She can't even finish the sentence before you land a clean straight punch on her nose. Several days worth of magical energy slam into her all at once, and she's sent flying through the nearest building. You see her continue forward well into the horizon, and can't help but smile. She's GONE. She's really really GONE!
"W-Whoa! You'd better pay for this goddamn wall!"
You don't care. They can have whatever they want. You're FREE.
[Stuffman -> 2400 -> Dormio]

Schezo
1d6 = 2
Kappa surrounding you, and foxes in this house. Really, you ask yourself, who exactly would want to live here? Given the prices they're asking you to pay for it, not many people.
[Schezo -> 1200 -> Dormio]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	133'228	7'952	81'893	133'528
Bank	171'155	31'974	97'087	179'555
Faith	5	890	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #692 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:50:51 PM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on March 13, 2011, 09:06:02 PM

That said, Reimu is looking...slightly yellow. Maybe you should leave soon.

SUFFER YOU DAMN ONI MIKO.

1d6.

~~Also, Pescar, you didn't add my 50 faith from the mini-lotto.~~

Schezo · « **Reply #693 on:** March 13, 2011, 10:05:10 PM »

Yes, this stroll through whatever part of town this is is ok. I'll just linger around a bit longer with a 1d6.

Sell all of the Higan security.

Stuffman · « **Reply #694 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:01:40 AM »

I am so glad I got Unzan to teach me how to punch without actually having hands.

I would like to resolve Purvis's turn before taking mine.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #695 on:** March 14, 2011, 06:58:23 AM »

We'll 1d6 it

Pesco · « **Reply #696 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:07:19 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 4
"Boss, we're on the verge of something big. It's all experimental right now, but we may have found a way to combine peanut butter with jelly. THIS COULD CHANGE THE FACE OF THE CULINARY WORLD FOREVER! All we need is a little more funding..."
Kappa labs options
Mini-Suika team - 2 days
Tewi dice - 3 days
Knockout in 3(0) Steps - 5 days
Kappa labs upgraded

Dormio
1d6 = 4
This one isn't even as bad as the last property! See? The fish in that lake only have five eyes.
Reimu is clutching at her stomach intermittently, muttering something beneath her breath. Silly shrine maiden can't deal with a little nuclear fallout...

Stuffman
?d6 = ?

Schezo
?d6 = ?

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	130'678	3'952	81'893	133'528
Bank	171'155	31'974	97'087	179'555
Faith	5	890	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Hello Purvis · « **Reply #697 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:15:16 AM »

Let's get some Tewi dice and d6 it.

Stuffman · « **Reply #698 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:36:55 AM »

I've got a plan, but first I need to do something about a little liability I'm lugging around. I can learn from Schezo's mistake.

I call Yuyuko up on my Kawadec.

"Hi, Yuyuko. I've been thinking a lot and...I just wanted to call and say that I'm sorry for trying to get revenge on you. Since your stocks have gone down so much, I figure you're in a bit of a bind, and we should help each other out. To show I mean it, I'm putting up as big an investment as I can. I hope you'll forgive me."

==>Stuffman: Buy 343 shares of Yuyu Co.

I go over to have a chat with my old rival, Dormio. Seems he's been down on his luck lately.

"Hey Dormio. Nice foxholes you've dug up in my little wasteland here. Oh don't worry, I'm not here to cause trouble. In fact, I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

==>Stuffman: Use Judgement: Balance on Dormio.

I walk away from a very confused Dormio, who has likely made about 50k from the transfer. It always feels nice to do a bit of charity. Of course, that's nothing compared to what I'm about to rake in.

Anyway, with that settled, I call up Yuyuko again.

"Psyche."

==>Stuffman: Sell all stocks other than Nitori Electronics.
==>Stuffman: 1d6.

Stupid Dormio moving one space too far.

There's nothing I can do to prevent Purvis from taking my Judgement and using it on me if I dump my stocks so I guess they'll have to sit yet another month.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #699 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:46:23 AM »

Quote from: Stuffman on March 14, 2011, 07:36:55 AM

I walk away from a very confused Dormio, who has likely made about 50k from the transfer.

Confused is right.

Well, I get a much needed injection of cash for the cost of two cards.
And none of my cards are worth too much.
And I have too many faith.

~~You know you get to move before I do, since Pesco posted a half update.~~

Wait, that might still be irrelevant.
Long day is long.

TOO MANY FAITH.

Pesco · « **Reply #700 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:59:50 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 4
"Boss, we're on the verge of something big. It's all experimental right now, but we may have found a way to combine peanut butter with jelly. THIS COULD CHANGE THE FACE OF THE CULINARY WORLD FOREVER! All we need is a little more funding..."
Kappa labs options
Mini-Suika team - 2 days
Tewi dice - 3 days
Knockout in 3(0) Steps - 5 days
Kappa labs upgraded

Dormio
1d6 = 4
This one isn't even as bad as the last property! See? The fish in that lake only have five eyes.
Reimu is clutching at her stomach intermittently, muttering something beneath her breath. Silly shrine maiden can't deal with a little nuclear fallout...

Stuffman
1d6 = 6
No reason to worry about the radiation here. It's yours, so you're immune to it for...some reason.
What you aren't immune to, though, is rent. You were supposed to own this whole goddamn area...goddamn that maid getting you sent to hell.
[Stuffman -> 1400 -> Dormio]

Schezo
Well, the kappa at least live a little better than the foxes do. Sleeping on a real bed rather than straw is a relief, and you were more or less sick of eating dead mice. That said, they also charge a lot more. :<
1d6 = 1
[Schezo -> 3600 -> Stuffman]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	130'678	3'952	80'493	129'928
Bank	171'155	33'374	100'687	299'355
Faith	5	890	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin Tewi dice (31-03)	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Stuffman · « **Reply #701 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:13:34 AM »

I can't believe how bad my luck is. It's like, unreal.

1d6.

Schezo · « **Reply #702 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:17:02 AM »

I swear RNG, if you don't give me a super small number one more time I will put the hit out on ya, see!

1d6

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #703 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:30:42 AM »

GOSH PESCO.
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
I'LL DO WHAT I FEEL LIKE AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME.

Anyway, I guess I'll 1d6.
I should be able to survive the stuff.

Pesco · « **Reply #704 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:41:23 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 4
A MOUSE OH GOD GET IT AWAY WHO CARES ABOUT RENT YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT MOUSE
[Purv -> 3000 -> Dormio]

Dormio
1d6 = 5
Reimu coughs a little as you step out of the fallout.
"Well, y'know the saying. That which does not kill me and all that crap. And, uh, I'm mostly alive, so I guess I'd better thank you. That beats actually training any day."
Reimu hands you a small amount of faith. It'd have more meaning to you if she hadn't ALREADY ROBBED YOU OF ALMOST ALL YOUR CASH.
30 faith

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
These wheat fields...this obscure form of art, crop circles in all sorts of ridiculous patterns...could it be Minoriko?! But...with that red guy?!
You hand your rent over in a clenched fist. Someone just snatched your dame. NO-ONE snatches your dame and lives. NO-ONE.
[Stuffman -> 1400 -> Schezo]

Schezo
1d6 = 6
"Hey, boss. Wuzzat? You want me to ice a random numbah generatah? Why, exactly? ...Cuz it made you land on some fancy mansion and pay a fortune? Well, yeah, but...I don't really have the tech to do dat. Snipin' I can do, demolitions, but icin' a website? Though I know a guy you could get in touch with...they call him Anonymous."
[Schezo -> (1500*2*3)*2 -> Purv]

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	127'678	3'952	79'093	111'928
Bank	189'155	36'374	100'687	300'755
Faith	5	920	20	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin Tewi dice (31-03)	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #705 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:45:09 AM »

SHUT UP PESCO SHUT UP.

And why the hell do I keep getting faith.
I want to spend it dammit.

1d6.
Ogod, things are getting dangerous.

Schezo · « **Reply #706 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:47:40 AM »

Mofo! That is not what I said! >:| Taunting me with 3 low rolls and then that.

I want to see what Stuffman gets before I roll. Be a dear and have some drinks with Yuugi plzkthx.

Stuffman · « **Reply #707 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:49:35 AM »

Eh? If I rolled a 6, shouldn't I be on the free card space?

Pesco · « **Reply #708 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:56:30 AM »

You rolled a 2 and I didn't change the indicator.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #709 on:** March 14, 2011, 12:00:42 PM »

Stuffman · « **Reply #710 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:08:12 AM »

Well, Purv is now at a safe distance and didn't use Eirin's Shady Drugs, so whatever.

Sell all stocks except Nitori Electronics, then 1d6.

Pesco · « **Reply #711 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:15:27 AM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
"Roll up, roll up! It's the best damn store you've ever seen! Only a 10,000 cash entry fee!"
A woman in black is standing outside what looks to be her house, yelling about a sale or something. You're not foolish enough to fall for this trick, not at all-
"Hurry up, we're doing a limited offer! Every entrant gets a free stethoscope!"
OH GOD YOU NEED TO GET INTO THIS. You hand the woman your money and dart into the house, where various cards are lying around.
"...Piece of cake, ze."
9. Artful sacrifice - 25
1. Broom - 50
23. My twuck! - 40
2. Nice boat - 80
16. Drunk Oni - 70
17. Mimi-chan - 150
14. Mini-Suika team - 25
12. Heian Nightmare - 70
18. Control rod - 200
23. My twuck! - 40
31. Moriya Shrine - 80
29. Eientei - 80
33. Friendship Tea Party - 150
16. Drunk Oni - 70
[Purv -> 10000 -> Marisa]

Dormio
1d6 = 6
Was this here last time? You recall this mansion being a little further down the road, honestly. It's like someone went and moved the damn thing.
Less than fortunately, it's time to pay up. Reimu's already started beating up the residents for 'practice', and you've got plenty of medical bills to cover...
[Dormio -> (1500*5*1)*2+100% -> Schezo]

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
A leaf is lying on the floor. The familiar Aki family scent lies on it - maple, with a faint hint of oak. It smells of nostalgia.
As you crumple it up in your hand, absorbing the faith held within, it reeks of payback.
[You gain 30 faith!]

Schezo
?d6 = ?

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Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	79'093	111'928
Bank	189'155	10'326	912'487	330'755
Faith	5	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #712 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Inaba Tewi on March 15, 2011, 08:15:27 AM

Cash: ZERO

Oh.
My.
God.
Pesco.
Why.
I.
Missed.
Trains.
Because.
You.
Kept.
Telling.
Me.
To.
Post.
In.
Here.
Damn.
It.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #713 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:30:36 AM »

Too rich for my blood. Let's tewi dice up one ahead, I sense a red light district.

Schezo · « **Reply #714 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:05:57 PM »

Oh well shit, please Balence me :V

1d6 drop 50,000 into the bank if I pass it.

Pesco · « **Reply #715 on:** March 15, 2011, 05:09:35 PM »

Purvis
1d6 = 6
"Roll up, roll up! It's the best damn store you've ever seen! Only a 10,000 cash entry fee!"
A woman in black is standing outside what looks to be her house, yelling about a sale or something. You're not foolish enough to fall for this trick, not at all-
"Hurry up, we're doing a limited offer! Every entrant gets a free stethoscope!"
OH GOD YOU NEED TO GET INTO THIS. You hand the woman your money and dart into the house, where various cards are lying around.
"...Piece of cake, ze."
9. Artful sacrifice - 25
1. Broom - 50
23. My twuck! - 40
2. Nice boat - 80
16. Drunk Oni - 70
17. Mimi-chan - 150
14. Mini-Suika team - 25
12. Heian Nightmare - 70
18. Control rod - 200
23. My twuck! - 40
31. Moriya Shrine - 80
29. Eientei - 80
33. Friendship Tea Party - 150
16. Drunk Oni - 70
[Purv -> 10000 -> Marisa]

Dormio
1d6 = 6
Was this here last time? You recall this mansion being a little further down the road, honestly. It's like someone went and moved the damn thing.
Less than fortunately, it's time to pay up. Reimu's already started beating up the residents for 'practice', and you've got plenty of medical bills to cover...
[Dormio -> (1500*5*1)*2+100% -> Schezo]

Stuffman
1d6 = 2
A leaf is lying on the floor. The familiar Aki family scent lies on it - maple, with a faint hint of oak. It smells of nostalgia.
As you crumple it up in your hand, absorbing the faith held within, it reeks of payback.
[You gain 30 faith!]

Schezo
1d6 = 5
There's a fox holding a sign as you come across a small house.
'PLEASE DONATE! MY MASTER IS NEARLY BROKE BECAUSE A SHRINE MAIDEN WON'T STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM'.
Your heart sinks a little, and you can't help but empty your wallet. Sort of. Not TOO much, you aren't a freaking charity.
[Schezo -> 800 -> Dormio]

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Month end bonus:

Purvis	18915
Dormio	1112
Stuffman	91248 + 91248
Schezo	38075
Name	Purvis	Dormio	Stuffman	Schezo
Cash	117'678	ZERO	79'093	61'128
Bank	208'070	12'238	1'094'983	418'830
Faith	5	920	50	10
Cards	Butterfly Dream Pill card My Twuck! Marisa ze! Sending of the Spirits Kogasa Spin Tewi dice	SDM Moriya Hourai Doll Gap Festival of the Gods Mini-Suika team	STOP! HELEPOLIS UFO theme park Judgement: Balance Drunk Oni Festival of the Gods	None
Status	None	Broom Reimu (01-04)	None	Nice boat

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Schezo · « **Reply #716 on:** March 15, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »

I still want to see what Stuffman gets before I roll.

And can Orin take my boat by just passing me like Marisa or is Marisa the only one who does that?

Stuffman · « **Reply #717 on:** March 15, 2011, 05:47:16 PM »

DAMN. Look at how much money I have. I could retire right now if I wanted to. Maybe it's time to hang up my hat and get out of this whole corrupt business tycoon gig.

Orrrr I could continue, take over the world, and amass a harem of goddesses.

GEE, TOUGH CHOICE.

Let's rework my stock portfolio.
Buy 2000 of:
- MikoBurger
- Yagokoro Pharm
- Yatagarasu Power
- Higan Security
- Voile Info Sys
Buy 1500 of:
- Kourindou
- Yakumo Logistics
Buy 1000 of:
- Bunbunmaru

I consider spreading rumors that Yuyuko has died to reduce the stock of Yuyu Co, then realize what a stupid idea that is.

1d6.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #718 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:23:44 PM »

Sell 500 shares in Kourindou.
Gddmn, I need money.

2d6.

Schezo · « **Reply #719 on:** March 15, 2011, 11:07:34 PM »

1d6, I should totally go get Tewi!