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HAIL YOUR OVERLORDS
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Pesco:
Every time you hug, you are acting out your yearning for the camaraderie of communism.
Iryan:
There is a little communist in everybody~
Aliquantic:

--- Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 13, 2010, 04:45:01 PM ---IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT FLOODING OF THE WESTERN PROVINCE, ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO TRIPLE THEIR CURRENT WATER INTAKE.

THAT IS ALL.
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--- Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 15, 2010, 10:19:13 AM ---DUE TO OVERPRODUCTION, EXTRA SALT WILL BE PROVIDED AT MEAL TIMES. A HALF OF TEASPOON IS MANDATORY.

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I'm glad to hear our superiors have taken steps to combat the sudden spike in cases of hyponatremia among the population! This had, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with mandating people to drink very large amounts of water in a short period of time.
Hello Purvis:
ATTENTION

RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.

THAT IS ALL.
Minch:

--- Quote from: Sapurvisat Niyazov on November 15, 2010, 06:46:02 PM ---ATTENTION

RECENT DIGS TO CREATE PLACES TO STORE THE EXCESS SALT HAVE UNEARTHED THE REMAINS OF A PREVIOUSLY UNDISCOVERED DINOSAUR. THIS DINOSAUR SEEMS TO HAVE STOOD TWELVE STORIES TALL AND DINED UPON THE OTHER, LESSER DINOSAURS FOUND IN OTHER NATIONS. CLEARLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF CPMC'S MIGHT EVEN IN THE DISTANT ERAS. IT SHALL BE CALLED THE NIYAZOVSAUR AND THE DAY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN HAS FRIDAY SHALL BEAR ITS NAME.

THAT IS ALL.
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Why should it be named after you?! YOU didn't discover it. And I would like my friday to be dinosaur free thank you very much
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