>Lecture the monster until it goes away.
1+1: You attempt to letcure a creature who's name is derived from a grouping of letters that has absolutely no indication that it was formed with a still living language in mind. It doesn't understand you!
> Run for the goal flag, and dodge any pitfalls in the way.
4: You make it to the flagpost. Vwoooooph! Doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doo doo doo~ doo! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do-do-doooooooooo~ vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring! Ba-boop, Ba-boop, Ba-boop. World 1-2
>Activate Star Power. Team up with Stein to play the best Elegy of Ease in the history of the universe, turning the Incarnation into a peaceful yukkuri.
((1+1)+(3+1))/2: You attempt to play the elegy of Ease. It doesn't have the power needed to stop the monster, but it slows the monster down somewhat.
>Use my newfound Ghostiness to haunt Yuuka
5: You attach yourself to Yuuka, and throught the use of your spirit, Yuuka becomes much stronger. He can feel your presence within himself. His eye opens, and he splits into three images (one of which is secretly you.) Making the first use of Trinity Spark in a long long while.
> Take it easy while recovering.
3: You try to recover quickly, but find you have too many sneezing and coughing and dancing fits to get a proper sleep going.
>Eat the Incarnation to gain his power
1+1: You attempt to absorb the incarnation of the apocalypse into yourself for your own gain, except that goes against what Satan is trying to achieve right now. Sorry.
> Stop playing music and group hug.
1: You join in playing the Elegy of Ease in order to calm the monster down some more! It's still somewhat effective!
> Kick Magic Devil in the face
1: You support Magic Devil's efforts to beat up the rabbit.
>Summon Mugetsu for protection
4: Mugetsu joins in on beating up the rabbit with you and Pesco~
>Harvest Gaia Blade from Earth to smite the evil.
4+1: From the field the crops were grown in, you dig deeper and retrieve the sword you secretly buried earlier. Harvesting the Energy from the crops, and from the people who enjoyed them and use their power to fight. You then take the sword to the Giant robot that's working as the center for the front against the monster.
> Defeat the end boss and the Incarnation so badly using mine, Hourai's, Alice's and Marisa's Legendary Doll Army that they shall forever fear and respect us.
3+1: You fight valiantly against the Incarnation, striking at several weakpoints (None of which look like Koishi.)
> Return everyone to their original gender.
5: :3
>look for a part of it that looks like Koishi and blast it
3+1: You aim directly for a portion that vaguely looks like is might be Koishi shaped and fire at it. Koishi turns around and ducks briefly. The shot zooms past her and strikes the monster on the side. You apologize quickly, and resume firing at bare spots of the monster.
> Gather the power of a supernova and shoot the mass of energy at the Incarnation.
3+1: You gather together the power of a tiny star, and fire it directly towards the monster. It strikes it heavily.
>Launch all out attack on Incarnation with doll army
3+1: You instruct your army to attack in a pincer formation according to Doll.S's troops, and you begin flanking the right side of the creature.
> Become Archer to UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS the abnormality
3+1: You use your intrinsic ability to
cut and paste embody the works of anime to send thousands of various shaped and named blades to pierce the enemy.
> Now's our chance for an all-out attack! LEMME AT 'EM!
2+1: You give the prompt for an all out attack, but instead the Main Character cancels, and instructs you to attack it's weak point for massive damage instead.
>If it does work, determine the franchise that this incarantion of Satan hails from.
5:
The bible an evil version of DBZ? Puyo Pop, obv. General Pop Culture Misinformed Osmosis.
> Offer the Incarnation a secret potion that makes him smart.
4+1: The incarnation is poisoned!
> Aha. Is this our chance?
3+1: NeoSerela gives out the order for everyone to combine their energies to a single point. Many Gensokyos who were too weak/etc to attack the beast directly join together. Mystia starts getting readings for the energy and spirit being built up. A large portion comes from Kilgest, which causes Mystia to watch him with interest.
>Engage Executive Rubric: Rocket Veto
4+1: A Hatch opens up in front of the Giant Robot, and a missile pokes it's head out. Spiritual energy begins pouring into the Rocket. Only Bob climbs the robot, and stands on the tip of the rocket.
>Launch Technowaluigi's arm like a drill at the opponents.
3+1: You launch the Drill directly towards the center of the incarnation pre-maturely. It travels to it's intended target.
> Throw the Incarnation to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
1+1: You are barely able to hold off the monster from approaching the Earth.
> Use MAGIC! to create a Giant Magical Shield (GMS) to protect the planet from the Incarnation. All hostile entities, including the Incarnation, cannot enter or attack the Earth unless the GMS is destroyed. The GMS can be attacked from the inside or the outside. The GMS rolls to dodge attacks as normal.
2+1: You erect a barrier that hold off the Monster from the Earth. The rest of the players and Gensokyian that were attacking directly can rest now, and all return to earth. The Barrier is somewhat weak, and can only provide an additional +1 to the Earth's roll to Dodge. Suddenly, a megaphone appears from the Mouth of the Giant Robot. "Hey everybody! We needs your energy and spirit! Come on, let's go!" It appears to be coming from the Commander seat.
Roll to Dodge! GMS and Earth
6+1+1+1: The Incarnation reawakens itself, and attempt to attack at full force, no longer being pushed back, but it faces resistance to the barrier. The barrier breaks, and the monster begins his decent into the atmosphere. However, at that moment, the drill arm from earlier strikes an area that was scartched pretty hard. The drill manages to break through the monsters skin.
>CHU, CHU, CHU! -Insert massive disco energy beam thing here... at whatever evil thing still needs beating at this point-
Chu+Chu+Chu: In time with the Rhythm, NeoSerela orders the Firing of the Rocket Veto, which Purvis executes perfectly. The Rocket follows directly after where the Arm Drill Struck. Meanwhile, Only bob who had snuck onto the rocket with his Gaia Sword, leaps off the rocket, towards the opening in the skin. In his leap, he makes a long, large slash, which opens the wound much wider than it had been. Thanks to the now open wide wound, the Rocket makes it way deeper into the monster. It makes an epic sized explosion (which highlights Only Bob as he falls back to earth) and rips the monster apart. Only Bob safely lands in a fluffly, soft bed, which happened to be the back of Giant Robot's head. The monster has successfully be beaten, but you, The players of Roll to Dodge! And the Gensokyians that you dragged into the mess with.
Suddenly, SatanPX splits into Satan and PX. Satan decides to retire from taking over the world, for a little bit, and thinks it would be nice to settle down with a nice game of Puyo puyo. Fightest and Kilgamayan split up, and somehow find they've been split into their own bodies again. Mystia runs up to Hug Kilgamayan tightly. Suddenly, it starts raining. Everyone looks up to realize that somehow, the monster was made of ordinary rain water (probably an excuse to handwave why no one has to clean up any of the blood and can go straight into the happy part of the happy end). Everyone takes up to Drinking the night away again, after Reimu begrudgingly set up tent over the Shrine. Finally, the Night passes with everyone sleeping outside under the tent. They all wake up to a brand new, brighten day. The Rain had finally passed, and as they all looked up to the sky, They saw the most beautiful after-rain rainbow in history.
The
End. wait, you guys aren't going to let me off this easy, are you? :ohdear:
Feel free to sumbit more actions. Pursue your waifus, make friends with each other, attempt to kill each other, force me to make new touhou games based on you being the protagonist. I didn't expect to have any sort of storyline for this game, anyway.
