>Launch super, angled to destroy both Incarnation and SatanPX.
4-1: You send the robot's super out again to destory both SatanPX and the incarnation, but some force of bad luck/drunkness affects your aim. You barely scrape and weaken the Incarnation.
>Send out the call to my doll brethren (sisthren?) and summon an 'effin huge doll army
6-1: Somehow, you manage to pour energy into the other Dolls to follow you. Doll.S also finds the energy to summon more dolls under her power, and between the two of you and Alice, you are able to formulate your own army.
>Ask anyone in Gensokyo extremely politely for a danmaku training match.
4-1: You decide to test out your danmaku prowess. The only nearby target that isn't a fairy is the Rabbit mentioned earlier. You start a quick Danmaku duel with hm, and win after succumbing to a quick YASD.
>Take over Shikieiki's job, keep my old stuff though.
6-1: They said you could become anything. So you became Judge Ruling over Gensokyo. You keep the nifty boat and book, though.
> If there is any paper and a writing utensil within arm's reach, write Reimu a note detailing my condition, so that he knows not to linger around me for too long, lest he catch the FEVER. ...Oh, and to wash his bedsheets too.
4-1: You write a note warning Reimu and the others to avoid approaching you for the next day or so while you're recovering. The note is useless, though, since no one knows where your tree is.
> Use Cartesian Manipulation to retrieve the nondescript Spaceship from my Imaginaryspace, and fire all of its weapons at the Incarnation of the Apocalypse.
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-1: You attempt to resummon the Ship, but end up throwing it into another time by accident. You can't go back to another time to retrieve it either.
> Engage in Mortal Kombat with the person who posts after me.
1
-1: Aw, heck, you're already funk as druck. What's another one?
>Summon Fate T. Harlaown
2-1: You already have a Nanoha character. If you're not going to do anything with her, I'm going to take her away. Nanoha has disappeared.
>Use POTUSTech: State of the Union Redress.
4-1: You make an epic, Governmental Speech and lay it thick over Gensokyo. Some people feel inspired to fight alongside you, but it doesn't seem to be very effective.
> Time travel shit's complicated, yo. Retreat to the underground and hide in a box.
2-1: You are moved by Purvis's speech, and you choose to stand and fight against the end of the world. Using your newfound powers of the unknown, you attack and help hold off the monster. Many Gensokyian follow you into pushing the beast back.
>Engage in Mortal Kombat with everyone who posted before me
1
-1: You continue to hold back the end of the world. There will be time for group Roll to Dodge!es after you save the world.
>Reattempt to lecture Satan on his faults and cause a More Than Mind Control situation.
6-1: You manage to ingrain a feeling of heroic worship into Satan. Satan is slowly coming around to enjoying being a good guy.
>Ride my Ghost Half like a mount down the not really a secret path.
6-1: But you only have ghost halves. Regardless, you quickly float down the stairs, and jump the barrier
>Octo-strike. With the accordion.
2-1: You instead play a neat little song. You gain the effect: "Polka of Plenty" (5 Adventures)
> Slap Yuyuko with a fish to see if it turns her on.
6-1: It does! Fancy that. He also eats the fish.
>Fondly regard creation.
4-1: You glance across the world, and attempt to take credit for taking everything in an farce to boost your own ego.
> Use Cartsian Manipulation to get Bitz to start doing things that make sense. :V
5-1: You attempt to get Bitz to make commands that make sense, but due to the nature of this command, there'd be too many restrictions put on what Bitz could say to make it feesable. The Mod appreciates the sentiment, and gives you a plus 1 roll next update.
> Use the ultimate doll army to save earth from those who's only goal is to destroy earth and/or harm it's inhabitants.
You get drunk off of the atmosphere. Trust me, I
saw it in a game once.4-1: You, Hourai, and Alice and Marisa (Since He's had some training in doll use, as well.) All reach the End Boss. You become the legendary Four Generals of the Forest Doll Army, and use your built up power to help the rest of Gensoky strike down against the Incarnation.
>Forget about planting the seeds so that the Earth is not saved through the power of life-giving farming.
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-1: You plant the seeds of the (somewhat?) Blessed garden of Aki. The plants grow quickly, and large enough to be handed out to the Gensokyians who have become tired from fighting. All actions next round fighting the Incarnation directly will be given a +1
> Set up a betting stall. SatanPx/Hercule 7:3, Everyone else 11:1
3-1: You set up the stall, but no one seems to be taking an interest in betting for some reason. That's totally weird, since fools will always give away money for hope.
>Charge that other mecha with NUCLEAR FUSION to defeat the threat against earth.
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-1: You attempt to strike the Incarnation on your own, rather than give your power to the large robot. Like everything else, you do add to the growing damage to the incarnation.
>Time to do what needs to be done, go collect every single buffalo nickle, carved into or not, in the universe.
1
-1: You begin charging the Combined robot's powerful attack again. Everyone is working so hard to keep this monster at bay! You have to break through!
> Impassioned speech: "What we choose to do with our power makes us what we are! I will protect the hopes and dreams of the allies that surround me, that they may live in a brighter future! Man, machine and demon alike stand together as one, and if you choose to wield your power against us, we will break you apart with all our fury! For us! For Mystia, and for everyone in the Universe! Time-Space Shattering Gravity Collider Punch!"
> Punch every single point in space-time simultaneously with just enough energy to break its bonds with adjacent points of space-time. Then, with pinpoint laser shots, reassemble space-time to our whim, removing the Elder Gods from existence.
3-1: You make an epic monologue, and attempt to shatter all of time and space to move the monster into another demension. Unfortunately, Bitz' editing the rules of how time works to prevent such things from happening has stopped you in your tracks and made you look somewhat foolish. You deflect it by shouting "What? Why didn't that work!?" Like anyone would in a Superhero/Mecha/etc show when their usual move doesn't work.
>Load Road King's saddlebags with Hypnotic Absinthe, and some Blackfoot as well Michael Schenker Group LPs. Better get away for a while before I'm in this super robot horseshit too.
5-1: You get the hell out of here, and with good reasoning too. Giant Robots don't tend to favor things like "Lack of collateral damage."
> Find a mushroom to recover HP.
4-1: You find a mushroom in the forest and eat it. It tastes alright. It would probably work better if you had a
fast metabolism rate>Be ridiculously lazy and just tell everyone else what they should do to save the world, instead of actually helping directly.
4-1: You try to be lazy in an obvious ploy to manipulate the Random Number God to your bidding. As a result, you mostly succeed in being lazy, but you do manage to chip in usefully to the process while doing varied Commander stuff.
Oh no, the Incarnation is eating again, despite all of these attacks!
Roll to Dodge: Earth
6-1: Invigorated by everyone's efforts, indirectly and directly, the Monster is slowly being pushed back away from the earth. Now's your chance, let's throw this beast to the furthest ends of the Multiverse!
