>Sabotage the everloving fuck out of the Polk Administration
5: After quickly making the parser give up all hope for studying history, you screw up as many of James' plans as you possibly can. Mexico is a lot bigger for starters. Umm, and America doesn't do all the cool stuff they did. I have no clue.
> Grab a nearby branch and wield it in self-defense, making a note to retreat back to the not-maple-but-elm tree in the Forest of Magic if Blitzer keeps attacking and inflicts injuries.
5: You make your way to an Elm Tree in the middle of the forest. You successfully escape the situation.
>Find suitable doll-sized weapons and outfit myself and Creepy with them.
6: You find perfectly sized weapons for dolls. They are too small for you to use. You leave the house where you found them at. You are now in the middle of the forest of magic, with tiny lances.
>Recover my save file.
1: Error. Deleting system32
Roll to Dodge: Dormio
3: You decide to take it slow as you reinstall windows, again.
> Locate Nue and become her apprentice.
6: You take yourself away from the situation, and study on how to become an unknown.
>become the great mazinger
4: You gain the power to summon a giant robot
>Reveal to Yuuka that I am The Tick
4: You reveal to Yuuka in a swift movement that you are invincible, and that no matter now he fights you off, you will always persist. He somehow warms up to you.
> Gain the Power to control Voids.
4: You gain control over the void. Please use this power responsibly. The Parser takes no responsibility for tree-wizard related deaths.
> Revert everything back to the way it was during the party.
4: Everything I posted for the last update and a half is null and void. Including everything above this quote.
>Construct a TECHNOWALUIGI.
3: You decide to throw some parts together. It's incomplete, but it works. It makes a pretty good "Wah".
> Re-make the universe to what it was just a little after I gave Hourai the infinite exploding ability.
4: You don't make the race to reverting the world, but you do manage to erase Hourai's mistake of attacking the Shrine. Also, Hourai apparently got some new weapons for you. Somehow.
> Find a Mokou and be cynical at her.
5: SMokou's drunk, so Mokou takes everything you say with a laugh. You hit it off well. Patchouli takes over as the Dungeon Master. She's having considerably more fun this way.
> Crawl out of pitfall before invincibility wears off.
2: You respawn over another pitfall as you jump into the old world. Lem-1 again
>...did I just lose everything I just did? Oh hell no. If I did, regain the hell out of that stuff; in other words, support Kasunagi's action to unreset the universe.
If I didn't actually lose my clear/Extra Unlock, then just regain the memory of having done so, if that was lost. If I haven't lost anything, for some reason, then beat up the people trying to beat up Reimu using my pillow.
6: You regain your winning status, and keep it tucked safely away. Serela can now no longer unwin.
>Complete the tasks and ask, "Is there going to be a task where I have to defeat someone?"
1: You are not training to learn Icemilk magic.
> Unlock Mystia's memories of the events that transpired from when I first appeared in the grassy field to how the party at the Hakurei Shrine was going right before the world was reset.
4: The world has re-reset. Mystia loves you again.
if (the_universe_is_unreset)
{
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 FOR TRYING TO RESET THE UNIVERSE");
} else {
system("DRAMATICALLY KILL HERO999 ANYWAYS BECAUSE HE RESET THE UNIVERSE");
}
6: You attack Hero999 Relentlessly
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
6: Hero switchly counter attacks by placing his blades before himself. Bitz is dashing towards the blades that will surely cut him!
Roll to Dodge! Bitz
6: Bitz falls low at the last minute, and uppercuts Hero999 with his mind!
Roll to Dodge! Hero999
3: Hero tries to roll away, but he feels a temporary fracture of frontal lobe, and is slightly dazed.
>High-five all the other Bobs.
2: Unfortunately, none of the other bobs survived the return of the universe.
>Fast forward time 9001 years into the future
6: You head to the future just to make a horrendously bad meme. Cranial Crustation and a future Reimu are fighting.
> Seduce Hina
5: You find Hina at the party and make passes towards him (everyone is still male, remember?)
> look up towards the sky
6: Reality continues to edit itself, and the Sky changes color repeatedly. Noticing all of the changes in the sky, you are now able to tell the different dimension apart from certain inconsistencies.
>Examine nearby timelines for mooks that need rolled.
5: The parser has no idea what "Rolling Mooks" is suppost to mean, but you search the varied alternate universes and collect a bunch of people that work as lower class employees for evil organizations.
>Sleepwalks around his home while firing random projectiles everywhere
5: Your home is now almost completely demolished.
>runs around Nameless Hill screaming 'Hermit!'
2: You sit down on the hill and watch the stars.
> Tear out the reset button, turn it into a yatagarasu and eat it
6: You eat the reset button, and gain the ability to destroy everyone's progress. What do you intend to do with this power, I wonder?
Go break out an aquarium with the powers of love and justice now that I've taken on the persona of Koishi.
5: You release all of the fish from the aquarium, and give them a nice, loving home in a relatively stressfree enviroment in the sea/river/lake of their need.
>Whip all the wild animals in the country into a frenzy of some undisclosed sort (Doesn't have to be a raging or breeding or feeding frenzy, do as you please with it.) by playing Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song.
6: All of the Animals of Gensokyo break out into their current running instinctual desire. Children everywhere are either scared, running for their life, or watching too interestly. You are now hated by parents everytwhere, as they try to get the government to ban your music as "The devil's music."
> Organize a party tonight with plenty of alcohol.
2: The party is already in full swing. You take a swig. Is a way, you failed, but in the end, you were happy. Somehow.
> Fight everything.
2: You continue your reign of peace ... peacefully.
> Attempt to figure out what's happening ?_?
2: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
> look for Reimu and offer her the candies in my pocket so she'll take me in and train me to become a Hakurei priest :v
1: You find Marisa and Steal some candy from him. He's impressed at your skill, and decides to teach you how to thieve for a living.
>Manifest as Nu-13.
2: You attempt to manifest as something, but you're still just a human.
