Write Update for "Roll to Dodge!"
1: You start writing it, but as you finish typing out the third to last result, you blank out for a minute, and browse the web on the page you wrote everything on. after closing it out and returning your attention to the game, you find you can no longer find the page containing everything you wrote. Despite careful manipulation of the history feature, even though you are able to return to the exact page where you wrote everything, you find the textbox completely empty.
>Ferry every last soul across so I can have some free time.
4: You proceed to ferry across souls. You seem to have a rather light workload, yet despite this make a lot of money. No one Komachi uses it for danmaku. You have the rest of the day, as well as tomorrow off.
> Summon CHEEEENNNN!
You shout "CHEEEEN!" convincingly enough that Chen flies directly towards you, shouting "Ran-Shyama!" She is disgusted when she finds out it was an impostor who summoned her, and attacks!
Roll to Dodge!6: She does a spinning Bishamonten right into your fist. She is dazed.
> Go find Alice the witch with the wooden figures and calmly ask why she keeps hammering them into the dryads' trees, explaining that it hurts. A lot.
2: You find Alice's house, and knock. Alice comes out, carrying a doll. This is an odd sight, as she usually has her dolls follow her. She ignores you, and appears to head for the well.
>Accept job offer explaining that a body would help greatly in the cooking of the many delicious dishes I have to offer.
6: You accept the job, and ask for what you should start with. She gives you a phantom body, with which you can use to manifest yourself as a humanoid. Youmu suddenly cuts in, and says "No" means "No", and that she's serious when she says she doesn't want someone stuck here being a Yuyuko's personal chef. Yuyuko pouts a little, but lets you off the hook. You still have the body however.
> Help Alice out.
3: You offer to help Alice, but she doesn't hear you. She still assumes that since you're one of her dolls, you'd help her anyway, and she heads out to the Scarlet Devil Mansion with you in tow. You pass over a well on the way, and you think to double check. You see no timmies. "Whats the hold up?" Alice asks, and you quickly dash over to her.
> Pour burning alcohol from gourd into a large mug of beer and chug said mug.
2: You decide to burn off some Sake in a completely different manor, but end up burning your tongue.
>Continue the incapactiation of Marisa by firing laser beams.
5+1: You break the last of her shields and attack directly. Marisa is now lying on the ground unconscious.
>Elegy of Ease.
6: Everyone takes it easy for a bit. All roll to dodges in the next update will be negated.
> Tell Yuyuko I would like to come visit often, to y'know, get to know them better. (i would wink suggestively but i am a phantom)
1: You tell Yuyuko that you think you should just stay friends, and leave the Mansion estate.
>See if Gengetsu wants to join my team as well
3: You ask if she'd like to join, but she refuses. You ask Mugetsu to convince her, and after a short period of annoying sounds, Gengetsu agrees to help you with whatever. Gengetsu Joined the Party!
>Make a mad dash (or limp) for Eientei while she's disgusted
1: You think to head for Eientei, but realize suddenly that Yuuka may be close to cracking, and continue asking for her teachings.
> Sit in my big, executive chair and pose like this guy
6: Everyone in the world will turn into orange juice. It may happen tomorrow. It may never happen within your lifetimes. But it will happen.
> Be... Koishi's boyfriendfianc?.
6: You ask Koishi to marry you in dramatic flare. She agrees. you then contemplate masturbation together.
> Use my power of luck manipulation to give everyone who rolls 4 a +1 and everyone who rolls 3 a -1 for the rest of the game.
5-3: You attempt to alter the rules of the game, but then trip and fall off a cliff. You're not certain where the cliff came from, but for the suddenness of it, you assume it might as well have jumped out from behind a bush.
Roll to Dodge!
6: You convince the cliff that there should be a natural order of cause and effect, and as a result, the cliff dissipates. you are no worse for the wear.
>With my musical career in shambles for now, meditate upon my next course of action.
4: You contemplate which way to take your life now that your music career is over. You could try out acting. With your reputation as a musician, it would be easier to get your foot in the door. alternatively, you could just buy an E-string. I mean, how much do they cost anyway?
> HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK. Challenge Chen to a fierce chess competition.
4: You find Chen at Hero999's feet and challange her to a chess match. She accepts, but she doesn't seem very focused.
>Find the junk yard.
6: You find the junkyard and immediately start rummaging through it. Suddenly, a blue giant robot falls into the junkyard just behind you. you look towards the keeper, you just stares back. Well, rules are rules. Someone threw it away after all...
> Find Scarlet Devil Mansion, and ask Patchouli for advice on how to make a philosophers stone.
6: "Mukyu" She coughs. After asking her for it, she naturally used her spellcard against you, but you defeated her without even having to Roll to dodge! She tells you that she doesn't know, since it's just a spellcard she uses, but gives you free reign to take whatever books on Alchemy there are. you hall them all back to your workshop and glance over them. Apparently, there are quite a few ways people have tried to make the Philosopher's Stone. Is there any particular way you want to go about it?
>Battle the winner of the Epic Chen/Headcrabs Chess Battle, after sighing dramatically over my failed attempt to rule.
4: Chen is too tired, and eventually forfeits. She's lost a lot of face this update already, and leaves for home dejected. You then Challenge cranialCrustation for the Championship of Gensokyo. cranialCrustation rolls to dodge losing!
Roll to Dodge! for cranialCrustation
6: Roukanken backs you into a corner several times, he throws his pieces in every direction, and soon puts your king into a lock. You move him out of the way, and Roukanken moves a different piece. You can't move your king from the spot it's in now, but if you leave it where it's standing, Roukanken will put it into checkmate on his next turn! You smile, and chuckle, as you move a pawn into position. He couldn't even see it, since he was focused on attacking you, but you also only needed one move to put him in checkmate. And it was your turn.
Roll to Dodge! For Roukanken
4: Even though you've lost this game, you still keep your reputation as a Chess player, and decide to learn from your mistakes for the game.
> Assemble team of experts in dubiously legal activities to go into Yukari's dream to send her into a dream within a deeper dream and implant the suggestion that forming the Barrier is a terrible idea and that she should prevent anyone from doing it.
4: you recruit several lawyers, and dive into Yukari's dream easily enough. Using their power, they manage to talk Yukari into not forming the Barrier. It was suppose to be her biggest project, and launch her into fully learning about her abilities, but now she has decided it's a terrible idea. As a result, She doesn't learn mastery over boundaries, and Gensokyo does not get formed. Youkai begin to die off as humans continue to industrialize, and the very strings that brought the Touhou Project into existence no longer form. Maidens of the Kaleidoscope must Roll to Dodge this completely lack of existence.
Roll to Dodge!1: MotK breaks at the seems and each thread unravels. Everyone that has ever posted loses their memory of which, and they continue living, never having known each other.
Everyone has lost.umm ... I don't know what to do anymore :ohdear: I'll write up the rest of the update ignoring this, but, yeah.
>keep hitting it off with Orin, while moving inside and keeping an eye out for Utsuho/Satori
6: You talk more with Orin and quickly the two of you retreat to the room of the Palace reserved for Orin. For the first time in over a thousand years, Orin locks her door.
> Attempt to recruit Marisa to my cause.
3: You poke Marisa, who lies at Lupia Blitzer's feet. Err, Talons I guess. She wakes up and asks what you want. You tell her you wish to fight for Justice, and ask if she would like to help. She refuses, and naturally you go there "There will be a lot of treasure" route. She agrees to help you. Marisa has joined your party!
>Should this work, go exploring!
6: You successfully move around, and decide to look around Gensokyo. There are several places you can reach easily.
> Kiss Mystia.
2: Mystia stares deep into your eyes, and you into hers for what feels like hours. You move into the kiss her, and she leans forward as well. You are about to kiss when suddenly the Grill gets up, shouts "Alright! Now this is what I'm talking about!" And stomps off into the distance. Atmosphere Break! Mystia decides to go off looking for a new grill/stand, since she obviously can't use her old one anymore.
> Have a charisma faceoff with Remilia, only ending in a charisma break for one of the two of us.
2: You Charism-off against Remilia, Mistress of Fate. Oh no! You forgot to extend your pinky finger when you drank your tea! You've already lost!
>Proceed to look for my bed, because, well, I woke up in some random field with my pillow, so... I'll annihilate anyone who gets in my way ( ^^)b
3: You go and search for your bed, annihilating any faeries in your path. The fairies become more agitated, and shoot back. After a minute or two of this, you run into the Stage one boss.
> Go to Heaven/Bhava-Agra/The place Iku and Tenshi live in, and ask Iku to help me become a Dragon Youkai.
2: You make your way to Bhava-Agra and find Iku. After asking how you can become a dragon, she slaps you with an open palm. When you ask her why she slapped you, and merely replies "It's important to Discipline children who should know better."
