Deliverator: 30 minutes or less! (Restart)

[Rin Kagamine]

>Oh wow that's some neato hair.
>"Hello there! Is Miss Murasa around? I have a package for her."

> It sure is, you get a very strong tiger vibe from it.
> "Someone went a little crazy with the bleach," Yoshi hisses at you.
> "A package for her?  Yes, she should be around here somewhere.  Would you like to come in?"

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[Doll.S CUBE]

> I don't want to impose.

[Hello Purvis]

>Give Yoshi a good elbow to the ribs. Not too obvious, hopefully, but enough to give him proper corrections.
>"If that's alright."

[Rin Kagamine]

> I don't want to impose.

> You express your apprehension at accepting her hospitality.
> "Oh not at all, we welcome all travelers and any that seek guidance."

>Give Yoshi a good elbow to the ribs. Not too obvious, hopefully, but enough to give him proper corrections.
>"If that's alright."

> Payback time!
> He gives a small grunt.  "Fine, I'll stop."
> "Please, come in."

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[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Thank you miss..."
> Let her finish that, and follow her in.

[Rin Kagamine]

> "Thank you miss..."
> Let her finish that, and follow her in.

> You follow her in, Yoshi nipping at your heels. 
> The interior is not what you expected from a former ship.  The hold has been renovated to be more like, well, a temple.  The walls don't seem to have been removed, but have been lined with paper, while sliding doors mark the hallways.
> The woman bows slightly.  "Shall I find Murasa for you?  Would you like to speak with the priestess?"

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Please. And I suppose if the priestess has nothing better to do, it wouldn't be a problem."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Please. And I suppose if the priestess has nothing better to do, it wouldn't be a problem."

> "Well, I asked because some would prefer to find people themselves.  In that case, I shall return.  The priestess should be at the large room at the end of the hall."
> She gestures to her left.
> "Excuse me."  She sets off in the opposite direction.
> "Dude..."

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[Hello Purvis]

>Start to the left.
>"What?"

[Rin Kagamine]

>Start to the left.
>"What?"

> Down the hallway you go!
> "Her hair man!  That was wild!"

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[Hello Purvis]

>Nod.
>"You wouldn't think someone could wear it that well."
>Onwards!

[Rin Kagamine]

>Nod.
>"You wouldn't think someone could wear it that well."
>Onwards!

> Well, wild is one way to put it.
> "I think it's the dress too, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a pet tiger around here man.  Oooh!  Or a tiger-painted room!"
> Yoshi bounces his tiger ideas down the hallway.  Soon you encounter a doorway about a meter taller than the surrounding doors.
> "Looks like a big one to me."

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[Hello Purvis]

>Open it up and head inside.

[Rin Kagamine]

>Open it up and head inside.

> Yoshi shoves through as you open the door. 
> Inside, the room appears to actually have true paper walls, while a woman, sporting more outrageous hair, in an odd black and white outfit sits in the middle of the room on a pedestal, her legs in a full lotus.
> "Welcome young travelers.  Do you seek guidance?"  Her smile is warm and inviting.
> Again with the nudging.  Yoshi seems to have noticed that the woman is rather generously endowed.

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[MysTeariousYukari]

> Whisper "Dude, please behave yourself for now."
> Do we know anything about this woman?

[Hello Purvis]

>"Not guidance, per se, but rather some nice conversation. We're with the delivery service. Your friend with the tiger-striped hair asked us if we wanted to wait here and talk with you while she finds Captain Murasa."

[Rin Kagamine]

> Whisper "Dude, please behave yourself for now."
> Do we know anything about this woman?

> "Dude, I heard she was stacked, but that's just ridiculous."
> All you know is that she arrived here with the ship a few months ago and set it up as a Buddhist temple and that she's nothing but kind.  Aside from those little tidbits you've heard nothing.

>"Not guidance, per se, but rather some nice conversation. We're with the delivery service. Your friend with the tiger-striped hair asked us if we wanted to wait here and talk with you while she finds Captain Murasa."

> "I see.  I would imagine that you would require the most guidance knowing how much you travel."  She chuckles.
> "I have some time, otherwise I would direct you to Ichirin if you only were only seeking conversation.  In any case, proceed.  Murasa should arrive in short order."
> Yoshi's eyes have long since glazed over.

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Well, I suppose I am a bit curious about who you are. Not heard too much, myself."

[Kasu]

> Wonder how Yoshi even manages everyday functions with that personality.

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Well, I suppose I am a bit curious about who you are. Not heard too much, myself."

> "About me?  There isn't much to know.  I was human who became a youkai and was sealed in Makai for hundreds of years before being recently released, and now I help travelers as they venture on the journey of life."

> Wonder how Yoshi even manages everyday functions with that personality.

> You wonder why he doesn't get slapped nearly as much as he probably should.  It's almost an endearing trait, except that he lacks tact almost entirely.
> More nudging.  Tits and hair it seems.

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[Hello Purvis]

>"Could you help me figure out how to teach this guy I know how to act with some class, rather than metaphorically blowing his nose on the drapes everywhere he goes. It's starting to be a real problem, and I don't want him to land in hot water."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Could you help me figure out how to teach this guy I know how to act with some class, rather than metaphorically blowing his nose on the drapes everywhere he goes. It's starting to be a real problem, and I don't want him to land in hot water."

> You decide to casually sell Yoshi out.
> "This guy both of us know," Yoshi hastily adds.
> The woman nods her head deeply and begins to slowly rock back and forth.  You must admit, it is difficult to avoid watching her heaving chest.
> "Well, your friend seems to be having issues, but it's nothing that cannot be solved.  Are you familiar with the Path?"
> Yoshi shakes his head.

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[Hello Purvis]

>Better he learn from Byakuren than from Big Green. And try not to watch too much, or too closely.
>"Please, elaborate."

[Rin Kagamine]

>Better he learn from Byakuren than from Big Green. And try not to watch too much, or too closely.
>"Please, elaborate."

> Then again, maybe she'd actually get him to act with some tact, with or without kicking his ass. 
> The priestess nods.  "There are certain guidelines to follow in life that, while not ensuring happiness, can help one to be more in touch with the world around them.  It's easy on the surface, but its effects are far-reaching."
> She begins to tell you and Yoshi about the Eightfold Path.  Yoshi, as expected, looks completely lost.
> Oh no, wait, he's actually focusing and paying attention.  This is unprecedented!  It might be because of her sizable assets, but he's actually asking proper questions.
> Just as she begins to explain Right Speech, a cry of "AVAST YE!" from behind makes all three of you jump.

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[Hello Purvis]

>Jump!
>Look back!

[Rin Kagamine]

>Jump!
>Look back!

> You jump once again for good measure.
> You turn towards the door.  There you see a short girl clad in a sailor suit, effortlessly carrying an enormous anchor.
> "Which of ye dared to ask for CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASA !?  Are you not MAN ENOUGH to seek me yeselves!?"
> The priestess sighs.

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[Kasu]

> Regain composure.
> "That would be me.  I have a delivery for you."
> Hand her the package.

[Rin Kagamine]

> Regain composure.
> "That would be me.  I have a delivery for you."
> Hand her the package.

> Not the first time you've been screamed at today.
> Murasa bounds across the room and stops right at your feet, sending Yoshi jumping back.  It might have been threatening if she weren't so short.
> "Ah!  Thank ye lad, I knew she'd come through w'them in the end."  She snatches the box from your outstretched hands.
> Yuka's box.
> Oh dear.

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[Kasu]

> "Er...  That isn't the package I have for you."
> We DO have Murasa's box right?

[Rin Kagamine]

> "Er...  That isn't the package I have for you."
> We DO have Murasa's box right?

> "Then why hold it out fer THE CAPTAIN!?"  She tosses it back at you, making you dive in order to catch it.
> You do have it, in your bag.
> You hand Murasa the proper box.
> "Much betta!  Ye can tellit's fresh by the slidin'!"
> It sounds more like slimy squishing, but you're more just relieved to be rid of the box.
> Yoshi steps forward.  "So wait, you're CAPTAIN MURASA?"
> "That's CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASA to ye lad!"
> "CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASA!?"
> "CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASA!"
> "CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
> They both seem to be enjoying themselves.  The priestess sighs again and shakes her head.

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