~Beyond the Border~ > Rumia's Party Games
Deliverator: 30 minutes or less! (Restart)
Doll.S CUBE:
> "Do you know were I am? What happened to Satori-san? Why am I in a wheelbarrow?"
Kasu:
> "Please tell me Koishi isn't around right now..."
Rin Kagamine:
--- Quote from: Purvisen Silver on July 23, 2010, 07:16:05 AM --->"Um, hi? I'm very confused right now..."
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> "Yeah well, here's the short version: if you were dead we were gonna throw you in the fire and use your corpse for fuel. As you can see, you ain't dead so we got a bit of a problem right now."
> From your current vantage point you can't make out much about the way these people look, though the one standing over you right now seems to be wearing a white shirt and have a pair of enormous black wings. A large red jewel in the middle of the shirt glows vibrantly.
--- Quote from: Doll Warrior.S on July 23, 2010, 12:45:59 PM ---> "Do you know were I am? What happened to Satori-san? Why am I in a wheelbarrow?"
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> The imposing figure continues
> "Yeah, you're in hell. Some call it Hell of Blazing Fires, but we take the dead and burn them, so it's pretty much just hell."
> "Dunno, I never go up there. Maybe Orin can finally be of some use and answer that."
> A girl in green dress stumbles into your view, you assume it's the same one from the earlier chewing-out.
> "Sorry, let me help you," she says a she pulls you up.
> You're still pretty sore, but you manage to sit up and look at the girl. You notice that her red hair is pulled into two pigtails and bedecked with a pair of cat ears.
> "Erm, Satori's still upstairs, she never comes down here, no reason for her to."
> "The wheelbarrow's how I move corpses. I thought you were dead! I mean, with Koishi and all that...so I dropped you in here and took you down here for fuel."
> The other girl scoffs.
--- Quote from: Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi on July 23, 2010, 01:03:21 PM ---> "Please tell me Koishi isn't around right now..."
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> "No, she's upstairs. She's supposed to be locked away most of the time, which is why I was so surprised when I found her in the kitchen-"
> "Yeah yeah, touching stuff really. Important things: what to do now," the winged girl continues, "Much as I'd like to, I can't kill ya, but I ain't giving you no fuckin' tour or anything."
> "I guess I could take him out-"
> "Oh, that's a GREAT FUCKING IDEA Orin! Why didn't I think of that!?" She smacks the back of Orin's head with her hand. "Well go on then!"
> Yeesh
>_
Hello Purvis:
>Ponder for a moment while they squabble.
>"Why did you think I was dead? I mean, if you deal with corpses a lot..."
Rin Kagamine:
--- Quote from: Purvisen Silver on July 23, 2010, 04:22:37 PM --->Ponder for a moment while they squabble.
>"Why did you think I was dead? I mean, if you deal with corpses a lot..."
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> "Erm," Orin squirms a little, "well, you're just a human and you had no experience with cards, so once you got hit with Koishi's I thought that was the end. You hit the ground really hard though! And you're not an oni, so I figured that there was no way you could have survived getting hit. I just swung right in and picked you up. I mostly deal with oni, so I'm not used to humans, are all of you so light?"
> You think you're about average in size for humans. How much do these oni weigh?
>_