> "A quirk of circumstance? Please. Look at all the shit she fucked up on! Me, Orin, Stargazer, all my stuff still sitting there, the watch, the arm, whatever other things the Research Institute is hiding down there, and who knows what else. Hell, even Reimu to a lesser extent. Maybe my getting chosen was "a quirk of circumstance", but with all those loose ends floating around someone was bound to pick up on it sooner rather than later."
> "Of course, it's not like she wasn't capable of fucking things up in the real Gensokyo, too. She can't even run a nuclear reactor right! So she goes ahead and stuffs Yatagarasu down my throat and has me do it instead because I'm actually a capable functioning being."
> "...Wait a minute, that must be it! That would be why she set all this up in the first place! That's why Reimu got thrown into the middle of Bumblefuck Woods. That's why your shrine throws attention-whoring parties for everyone every so often. She's jealous! Jealous of people that are just plain better than her! People like Reimu and me, who know how to not fuck shit up when we have jobs to do! Ahahaha, what a lousy excuse for a "god"! Oh, poor, pathetic Yasaka, you only wanted people to realize you're not a complete waste of faith, but you even fucked that up! What a laugh! Ahahahahaha!"