I know that we don't have much time left together.
We made freinds shortly after I was forced into the half-hikkikomori period of my life, when I couldn't visit my freinds alot, and I had only you and cabel-TV to keep me company. You made me happy, you really did. Remember when we were watching Duck Dodgers and playing the PowerPuff girls GBC game at the same itme? Ah, fun times, that. As fun as it could get in that situation, I guess. And the time when we trolled a whole bunch of twitards? EPIC.
We've been freinds for a long time now, and you've been there for me when I've had noone else to turn to. Remember the time I couldn't meet you because "the other kids might become jealous"? Ah, yes. It's been a while ago, now.
During the later years, I've noticed a few things. Namely that you've just... Stopped functioning all of a sudden. Sure, I've seen this before, since it's a common problem and always had been, but it's heavier on you. Like, some days you just clean block me out and keep to your own little world, and you're really slow sometimes. No, not just sometimes anymore. It's like I have to try extra hard to reach you.
I've often yelled at the games we've been playing recently, out of anger towards the games, the characters, but I never yelled at you. Until today, that is.
I know you're old, and that I'll have to say goodbye soon. I've been patient, really, up until now.
Goddang it, computer.
DON'T FREEZE UP JUST WHEN I'VE ENTERED KAGUYA'S MANSION ON IN W?TH FIVE LIVES LEFT GODDANGIT!!!!!