The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.

[Bias Bus]

'Does my hitbox look big in this?'

^ This > everything else.

This is the question, we men have a REALLY hard time answering...

[Sabino]

Letty - Frostbite, much? Kissing her would probably be like licking a frozen pole.

For a second I didn't realize what was so bad about being stuck on Letty.

Anywho, my little bit of contribution:

Akyuu- Your lover will be shortly lived and her short life is devoted to writing stuff, not you.
Alice- Beware of dolls, where ever there is a doll Alice is looking at you... Oh and they explode too, so don't let your mouth slip!
Lily White- Prepare to go on a world marathon trying to keep up with the season of spring if you want to be with her.
Keine- CAVED!!
Daiyousei- Get your account and wallet open for all the tissue papers she uses in her stage!

I can't think of anything for the Aki sisters, does this mean they're both godly females who have no down side? :3

[Sriggle]

I can't think of anything for the Aki sisters, does this mean they're both godly females who have no down side? :3

You can only see them in fall, one of them is a party animal, and the other is a recluse.

[OneSS]

As for the UFO characters:
Nazrin: "You found my WHAT?!"
Kogasa: EEEK YOU SCARED ME!
Ichirin: "Urm... Unzan's too big for this room."
CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURASA: "No, the wall is not for hurling anchors into."
Shou: "Can somebody help? The pagoda is out of control! IT'S SPEWING LASERS IN MY FACE!"
Byakuren: Hordes of followers come to worship her. There's never a quiet moment.
Nue: *UFOs arrive, curious observers gather in front of your house*

[atoms2ashes]

The only problem with Nazrin (assuming you like fluffy rodents~) is that she and her underlings eat humans.

Apart from that, she can find things for you~

"Look Honey! I found your old 25-year-old Gameboy cartridges!"

"Hai! I found your lost dog that ran away when you were 12!"

"...Dear, I think I found a rag with something sticky on it...Is that your...?"

[IBakaChan]

Nue - UFOs. UFOs EVERYWHERE. EVEN IN THE TOILET.
*Shot*

[Megayanma]

Sakuya - PADS. PADS EV-*knifed*.

Suika/Yuugi - Constantly drunk, immensely powerful, etc.

Minoriko - I could imagine that sweet potato smell could get old after a while.

[dustyjo]

Ran - FUR. FUR E- no.

Being alone when she goes off with Yukari, possibility of suffocating in tails.

[Shizzo]

"Hai! I found your lost dog that ran away when you were 12!"

I wonder how much time it'd take to clean the carpet if it accidentaly falls on it.

[Blackraptor]

Sanae - Having to deal with Kanako and Suwako trying to test you to see if you deserve to be with Sanae.

Kaguya - She'll get bored of you after a couple of years.

Mystia - Great singer. Will blind you when she sings about something. Not that bad if you get used to it though.

Sakuya - Workaholic. Remilia will still be more important than you.

Meiling - Trying to keep her awake. Generally boring days.

Keine - Piss her off and she'll erase the entire history of your relationship. One of the worst ones to have a lover's quarrel with because of that.

Youmu - Yuyuko is more important than you. Her training is more important than you.

Mokou - Killing Kaguya this week is more important than you.

Satori - "You just had lustful thoughts about Okuu...didn't you..."

Shikieiki - I'd be amazed if you can even convince her that you really love her. Also, workaholic.

Reimu - Poverty.

[atoms2ashes]

Meiling doesn't really sleep all the time.

She takes naps at noontime, yes, but...

...

...Nevermind, she's as strong as an oni. Sex with her leads to broken ribs.

[Blackraptor]

...Nevermind, she's as strong as an oni. Sex with her leads to broken ribs.

What kind of Youkai IS Meiling anyway?

On topic again...

Either of the Watatsuki sisters - You're a filthy human.

Medicine - You're a filthy human.

[atoms2ashes]

The Watatsuki-himes are married, I think.

Meiling is just...a martial-arting youkai. Most likely a type of personified dragon.

[Esifex]

Alice wouldn't pay attention to you. At all.
Marisa wouldn't pay attention to you. Mostly.
Patchouli wouldn't pay attention to you. Ever.
Koakuma would wear you out. Quickly. Even in the toilet.
Shanghai is a doll, you sick fnck.
Kogasa is really an umbrella with an astral projection of a girl. Also, licking.
Kanako would either drink the days away, oni style, or she'd constantly be starting shit cuz she's a War Goddess.
Suwako would always be fncking around with danmaku duels, and would subsequently never pay attention to you. Unless you did something - anything - with Sanae, then hawkeye-mode-activate (her hat gets binocular vision in this mode),
Reimu sits on her patio all day and watches the day go by, unless someone starts an incident. How bloody boring is that?

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I just wanna have Dere Alice

the rest don't matter
all she ever wanted was a person who would pay attention to her, and I will do that, tenderly.

Also, I would have her cosplay Belgium from Hetalia.

Downside: She may become too affectionate.
I just can't imagine a girl who asks what you were doing every hour ago.
heck, I bet she'd sing that 'Can I smell yo dick' song to me. If only I been gone out for a night's drinking and Dere Alice would become Yandere.


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On a more canonical side
I imagine living with Kogasa is pretty frustrating

She scares you constantly but doesn't get any better with the cheap acts, and because she is cute she can't be any scarier either.

Imagine she wakes up 3am at night, and you too heading for the toilet to take a leak and she pops up and scares the poop out of you. I wonder how would that work out in a relationship/.

[MysTeariousYukari]

Kanako: SNAKES. SNAKES EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THE TOILET!
Yukari-sama: Unless your nocturnal, you'll never be awake when she is. Also, next-to-no fan fics agree on her personality, meaning you have no idea how she would react to something >.> Also(Sorry Yukari-sama)... GAPS. GAPS EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THE TOILET!
Ran: You must now act like Chen's Father. Anyone who knows about the classic Mother-with-child-gets-married deal should know the results.
Chen: Her "mother" is more important then you. Also, you will be considered a sick bastard for being in love with a (physically) little girl.
Satori: No private thoughts, better hope she is hard-of-hearing. Also, see Chen reason 2.
Koishi: HEARTS. HEARTS EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THE TOILET! Also, see Chen reason 2.
Utsuho: None really, radiation seems like a "wtf are you talking about" excuse. I guess(Sorry Utsuho-chan)... FEATHERS. FEATHERS EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THE TOILET!
Byakuren: Overly motherly, but some may find this good... Overly religious? Maybe?
Reimu: She will nearly kill you when you first meet her, cause she fights everyone she meets in the games. EVERYONE. Play ANY Touhou game as Reimu, anyone you see, you fight. You don't win until she dies, which is bad, she likely won't even give a damn bout you once she wins.
Kaguya and Mokou: Immortal, your just another mortal trying to get into bed with them. Their fights with each other are likely more important then you. One will rack up massive electriv bills, the other is often thought to be colder-then-ice-hearted.
Eirin: Your the new Reisen, the test-subject for experimental drugs and medicines. How long can you last before something freaky happens!?
Reisen: Have a lovers quarel and she will make you insane. (The fics I have read said she can controll the insanity-eyes power easily.)
Patchy: The medical bills, dear Yukari-sama the medical bills, it's worthy of this... MEDICAL BILLS. MEDICAL BILLS EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THE TOILET! + the books everywhere thing.
Sakuya: Udada! Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda mudada! Za Warudo! Toki a tobe. *some stuff* mokidas. Roada Rolla! WRRRRRRRRRYYYYY! Need I say more?

[OkashiiKisei]

What kind of Youkai IS Meiling anyway?

She is a young grasshopper youkai! :]

*Okashii is shot several times*

[IBakaChan]

She is a young grasshopper youkai! :]

*Okashii is shot several times*

Oh I wish.

*Jawsi pokes Okashiis corpse with a stick*

[atoms2ashes]

Orin - She would care less about your life and more about your corpse.

...And she doesn't care what becomes of your corpse as long as she can burn it in the Former Hell.

Yuyuko will eat everything in the fridge...will eat the fridge...and everything else.

Youmu...well...Same with the Ichirin thing.

"Imagine! Instead of a giant cloud of pink manliness, you get a floating sperm cell! Fun!"

Unzan is there to stop you from cheating, or to stop you from fapping whenever you're on probation.
He's like a cloudy brother-in-law.

[Flandres Agent]

Dear god... With Okuu it'd be deadly, but you'd get a hell of a tan though! And slightly burnt. And possibly radiation sickness.

With Yukari, she'd mess with boundaries which could be pretty scary, if not miserable. Also that she's might do old jokes such as the cam on my dA page.

Hmmm.... Sakuya, you'd probably see her finish cleaning rooms in an instant.

Yuyuko, you might be eaten, or killed.

I wonder what the upsides would be...

[AgeBlader222]

I'll contribute for the lulz.

Rumia: You'll never see her, literally.
Cirno: You'll probably freeze to death.
Meiling: She'll just sleep all the time.
Patchouli: Medical bills piling up, and the fact that she'll always be reading.
Koakuma: Its not like she'll care about you. Too busy care taking Patchy.
Sakuya: Same for Koakuma but for Remilia.
Remilia: You better supply lots of blood.
Flandre: She'll ask you to play with her, it's all over.
Letty: Same for Cirno. And you won't see her all around the year but Winter.
Chen: For one, she's an animal and thats against the law. In Youkai years, she's a little girl. And then there's Ran.
Alice: She'll be to busy fantasizing about Marisa.
Any Prismriver: They'll be too busy making sounds and bleeding your ears to death. Merlin will probably go insane on you.
Youmu: Same for Sakuya and Koakuma but with Yuyuko.
Yuyuko: You better be rich, because you'll have to buy food every single day.
Ran: Same for Youmu, but with Yukari and Chen. And the fact that she's an animal.
Yukari: ZZZZ.....Zzzz...ZZZZZ Sorry, what was that?
Wriggle: People who first see Wriggle will probably think you're a homosexual, and there'll be bugs everywhere. No toilet jokes, soir.
Mystia: You'll go deaf after her songs.
Keine: Caving, make her mad and you're history, Kinda. you'll just lose your history of being born. And Mokou fantasizing.
Tewi: Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids!
Reisen: Make her mad and you'll go insane within minutes.
Eirin: Too busy with NEET.
Kaguya: Too busy with video games. You can play with her, but she'll only consider you an opponent.
Mokou: Too busy raging at Kaguya.
Yuka: Don't touch her flowers. And you'll probably become her punching bag.
Medicince: She's a doll, seriously guys. And she looks like a little girl. Pedophilles.
Komachi: Same for Yukari. And getting preached to by Shikieiki
Shikieiki: She'll know everything you're doing, so you better be a good person at heart. And the fact that she's a short stuff. Pedophillia, once again.
Aya: She'll take pics of you. Put them in the newspaper and brag. And she's an animal.
Minoriko: She smells nice, but she'll think you want to eat her, and she'll attack. Pedophillia again.
Shizuha: ...I dunna know. Pedophilia too, I guess.
Hina: You'll be dizzy all the time from her spinning. Though you'll be less unfortunate.
Nitori: Kappa rumors. And she'll always be making things. And will easily be startled by you and run away.
Momiji: Too busy with Aya fantasizing. Animals, again.
Sanae: Better watch out for that old ha- Er, young goddess Kanako.
Kanako: Better make her feel young.
Sawuko: Pedophillia, I guess you can count her as an animal.
Kisume: ......Buckets. Probably Pedophilia.
Yamame: Spiders. My greatest fear. And she'll probably eat your head after mating.
Parsee:  You better act jealous of things she can do or she'll rage at you.
Yuugi: Intercourse will hurt. She's a deadly drunk. And you better run when she's mad.
Satori: "You've been playing Super Mario Sunshine, haven't you?" Also, pedophillia.
Orin: Animals, your corpse. Need I say more?
Okuu: Animals, death of nuclear radiation. Either that or she'll make you Atom Smash with her.
Koishi: Without the Satori thing, Pedophillia.
Nazrin: Watch out for Shou. Pedophillia. And she'll bite you when you're in the kokatsu. And, FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!!!
Kogasa: Everytime she surprises you. Be surprised. Possibly her umbrella will freak you out at times I guess. And if its nessecary, say UR DOING IT WRONG TO HER then yell DESU DESU DESU.
Ichirin: Unzan will always be watching you. Always.
Murasa: Make her mad and she'll drown you in a puddle. Plus she's a ghost, seriously. And her Anchors.
Shou: Too busy with Nazrin.
Byakuren: She'll make you go to church everyday with her. And you'll help preach.
Nue: She'll probably surprise you like Kogasa, not like it'll work. But be surprised anyway.
(For ladies)
Rinnosuke: He'll live longer than you anyway. And he'll be selling things all the time.
SPOILERS
Hatate: She'll be a 15 year old school girl according to how she talks in Double Spoiler.
Reimu: Better have some money.
Marisa: Too busy stealing things and eating mushrooms.

[Dasher-Crash]

Rumia - OH GOD DON'T EAT ME
Ex-Rumia - OH GOD DON'T MUTILATE ME BEFORE YOU EAT ME
Satori - No, I'm not thinking about "getting it on" with one of your pets.... wait
Flandre - *Dead with innards all spewed out*
Luna Child, Star Sapphire or Sunny Milk - STOP BEING SO GODDAMN ANNOYING
Mima - Crap crap crap crap crap *twilight sparked*
Komachi - Hello? You awake? Get up, time to get to work. *Finds oneself on Charon's boat a while later*
Shikieiki - Great, I'm now guilty of every goddamn thing because I won't go shopping with you...
Suwako or Suika - OH MY GOD I'M NOT A LOLICON
Ichirin - She's a nun....so yeah.
Okuu - Rapid radiation poisoning.
Medicine - A DOLL. Plus, I'll get poisoned by every single poison there is.
Nitori - One day I might just find a life-size gundam in my room.
Patchouli - Yeah, I'll find some interesting things in her room all right... if you know what I mean.
Yuyuko - Uh, dear, where's the fridge I bought earlier today?
Cirno - If you say "Eye'm the STRONGEST" one more time, I'm going to stick this leek...
Captain Murasa - STOP THROWING ANCHORS IN THE HOUSE
Sakuya - *Gets in lover's quarrel* Mudada.... MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! ZA WARUDO! TOKIDO TOMARE! SOSTETOKIDA MOKIDAS! ROAD ROLLER DA! WRYYYY!

[omgrandomnumbers]

'Does my hitbox look big in this?'

The danmaku barrages might scare the neighbors away too. Sure, you can handle it, but property values on the house will go waaaaayyyy down at the very least.

[Azure Lazuline]

Nitori - One day I might just find a life-size gundam in my room.

How is that a downside?

[orinrin]

Living with Cirno might be kinda nice.  Low temperatures all year round.  She could help me keep my computers from overheating too.

[The Greatest Dog]

Wriggle - You'll be kicked. She/he clearly doesn't want anything to do with you. And if you persist, say hi to poisonous insects.
Mystia - She seems to be a great singer. But you'll go deaf/blind. I don't think she'll make you eat yakitori before she cures it, though.
Keine - Piss her off. Your history will be gone. When were you born, again?
Tei - She'll make you think you've done a good deed by donating to various charities.
Reisen - Despite being one of the most level headed characters I can name, she could make you insane.
Eirin - Very devoted, but Kaguya would probably be more important. Actually, Kaguya can''t get in trouble at this point, so maybe Eirin could have a break.
Kaguya - You're just another mortal. Unless you managed to convince Eirin to make more Hourai Elixir. Although if you're a NEET with Internet access...

[Dasher-Crash]

How is that a downside?

Well, I must say, that going into your room one day with a giant gundam which obstructs your entrance especially when about to take off is a BAD THING.

[Helepolis]

Hatate: She'll be a 15 year old school girl according to how she talks in Double Spoiler.

She doesn't talk like that though.

I think the downside of living with any Touhou girl is you praying daily for surviving without getting blasted, blown up, destroyed, skewered, ripped apart, torn apart, beaten up for the day.

[Solais]

Damn AgeBlader, first multiposting, second so much pedophilia, it's like I'm called Peter File and live in the UK. I think if we go by the canonical non fanonical stuff, even pedophilia wouldn't be that much of an issue considering:
1. They are older than you.
2. It's almost like Feudal Japan. Pedophilia is a new thing, in old societies, if a girl hits puberty, she was already ready for being a wife. If we consider that the average lifespan of the humans were also a lot less than now, it's no wonder.

Now aside from this, I don't think most of the girls would that hard to deal with. The ones with minds of the little girl, they would be of course, but they are little girls. As for the older ones, nah, they are like the representatives of different kind of people in our world. Not to mention that the fandom usually just flanderize their personalities, only to consist one thing in their personalities, while most canon works establish them as interesting as any other human in our world. Bot Yuyuko and Yukari are very interesting in their canon material, and even the fairies can be interesting. So I doubt there would be very much issue living with them, if they are friendly enough.

[Sriggle]

Damn AgeBlader, first multiposting, second so much pedophilia, it's like I'm called Peter File and live in the UK. I think if we go by the canonical non fanonical stuff, even pedophilia wouldn't be that much of an issue considering:
1. They are older than you.
2. It's almost like Feudal Japan. Pedophilia is a new thing, in old societies, if a girl hits puberty, she was already ready for being a wife. If we consider that the average lifespan of the humans were also a lot less than now, it's no wonder.

Now aside from this, I don't think most of the girls would that hard to deal with. The ones with minds of the little girl, they would be of course, but they are little girls. As for the older ones, nah, they are like the representatives of different kind of people in our world. Not to mention that the fandom usually just flanderize their personalities, only to consist one thing in their personalities, while most canon works establish them as interesting as any other human in our world. Bot Yuyuko and Yukari are very interesting in their canon material, and even the fairies can be interesting. So I doubt there would be very much issue living with them, if they are friendly enough.

I think we all know that..

This is just for fun, because "BOOKS BOOKS EVERYWHERE EVEN IN THE TOILET" is funny. Rule Of Funny applies here.