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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #120 on: July 10, 2010, 12:24:56 AM »
Renko Usami: Absolutely no out of the ordinary disadvantages. She'll have to go to classes and she'll spend time with her friend, but you'll see her most of the time. Hey, you might get to go exploring with the SoS brigade Girl's Sealing Club!

Maribel Haan: Same as Renko.

Yumemi Okazaki: Chances are, she has work 24/7. When she's not teaching, she'll be working on her own magic theory, so don't expect to see her much unless you're a scientist on her level, specializing in a relevant field.

Chiyuri: Works alongside Yumemi. You'll probably see her more often, as some of the work she does is probably at a lower level (mopping the floors of the space-time probability vessel).

-Now entering a somewhat friendly gensyoko. Universal downsides: Crappy internet access, shortage of flush toilets and indoor plumbing-

Satori: First things first, throw those ideals of privacy out the door, and do your best to not think of memories you want to keep secret. Satori can know excact what you're thinking so long as she's close enough, even the fleeting thoughts that may cross your mind at the same time Satori crosses your field of vision (if you're a normal person in this respect, she might appreciate the complement of being pretty). As for the pets, stay away from them. Each and every one has the potential to seriously injure you, or even give you cancer. Being animals, they'll never be friendly 24/7, especially towards newcomers. Hope you're good with cats!

Koishi: Stay the hell away from Koishi. She is a powerful youkai with an unpredictable, naive and somewhat childlike personality. She can and will alter the subconcious of others. She may do anything with this ability of suggestion from forcing you to be her friend to getting rid of your own friends, and making sure you never notice the loss. However, she is so unpredictable that she may do nothing at all. Proceed with caution.

Yuugi: RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE. Unless you're good at danmaku, stay away. Logically, if she can't test her strength with danmaku, she'll resort to her other method. Fists. She does enjoy fighting, after all. Only safe for the ridiculously strong and skilled.

Parsee: May attack out of jealousy like she did to Reimu/Marisa.

Yamame: Her species doesn't eat humans, and she seems friendly enough, not attacking Reimu/Marisa until she thought they were up to no good. Might make you a bit sick, but only on purpose. Her living conditions are not the best for a human. I don't remember the tunnel in stage one ever being stated to be horizontal, and you do progress downwards for the first stage or two....

Byakuren and friends: So long as you're accepting of youkai, it's a normal temple life, with all the "downsides" of a temple life.

Nue: Outside of the byakuren crew, she might be a bit dangerous, considering she's a nue. Her true form is thought to be a sort of chimera, and she just loves to terrify (not suprise) humans. Great companion for a troll of equal prowess. Otherwise, you'd be sick of her after no less than a day.

Kogasa: UMBRELLAS EVERYWHERE. EVEN IN THE TOILET. She won't enjoy your company if you're not very excitable, you boring person you.

Remilla: If you live with her, you are A: A maid, B: Patchouli, C: China Hong Meiling, or D: Locked in the basement. No exceptions. And the positions for Patchouli and Hong are already filled.

Marisa. If you're an independent, fun loving, risk taking person, you probably see as many downsides as Marisa does. Zero. Otherwise, you're living in a forest filled with magical creatures with a teenage girl who likes to blow things up. It doesn't seem bad at first, until you realize you're living in a forest filled with magical creatures with your only companion being Marisa. Don't worry, you'll get by somehow.

Alice: Scenario A: You're turned down at the door. "Don't bother Marisa either, you lech". Scenario B: You're turned down at the door. Canon Alice doesn't want your company, she has magic to study and dolls to make. Scenario C: You're brought inside the house, and after a short period you are asked to help with the dolls and magic or get out. Scenario D(eredere up to 11): You're dragged inside the house, hugged, sat down on the couch, served tea, you have a long (awkward for you) chat, dinner, go to sleep, wake up to breakfast in bed, have a fun day working on dolls and trying a bit of magic among other things, and so on. How often does this girl get company, anyways?

Reimu: Not going to help around the shrine? Forget about staying there. You could be still be friends, though, granted it benefits Reimu and her donation box.

Yakumo family: The most unpredictable bunch in Gensyoko. You could probably befriend chen, and MAYBE befriend Yukari (it's been done before, however, the person who did it is now dead). Ran is too busy to put up with any shit. Disadvantages? If you're living with them, you're probably a shikigami, or a near-eternal ghost who wants to get away from the afterlife for a bit, IE: Yuyuko.

Yuyuko: You are dead. That's all there is to say on the matter.

Kotohime: She's nuts. Unless you're nuts too, you wont be able to stand her.

Rikako: Those without mechanical experience need not apply. Otherwise, fun times advancing science and technology in gensyoko!

Nitori: She's alot like Rikako in ways, however, she's a kappa. And what do kappa eat? Anus marbles and cucumbers (bring lots of those). However, on the bright side, she might befriend you regardless of mechanical experience!

Aya: You're too zetta slow. Also, she's a reporter for the national inquirer bunbunmaru, expect the usual.

Hatate: Like, forget about living with Tengu. They are extremely, like arrogant and totally look down on humans. Although Hatate totally doesn't publish a bunch of slander and embarassing articles, her basic personality is like, not the most pleasant thing ever.

RInnosuke: He's a nice guy. The most you'll have to do is help at the store a bit and maybe get a little closer with Tokiko. If you knock anything over or dare shoplift, however, better watch your back boy keep runnin.
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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #121 on: July 10, 2010, 05:22:49 AM »
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Remilla: If you live with her, you are A: A maid, B: Patchouli, C: China Hong Meiling, or D: Locked in the basement, or E: Remilia's blood supply. No exceptions. And the positions for Patchouli and Hong are already filled.

Fixed.

Murasa: ANCHORS EVERYWHERE. EVEN IN THE TOILET.

Shikieiki: Rants on your sins. Constantly. Even when you're using the toilet.

Tenshi: She's a spoiled brat. Probably will act similarly to how people keep suggesting Reimu will act.

The only way to survive is an extremely long The Reason You Suck Speech. Side effects may include causing target Touhou girl to break down in tears, but it depends.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #122 on: July 10, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
This thread is way too full of meme-spewing retards to add any real contribution to.  Personally, I think someone like Yuyuko would probably be a very nice, traditional Japanese SO.  But I think the real downside is the fact that you'll never see Gensokyo in the first place, let alone meet these people and become their "hasubando"s or waifus and whatnot.

As an aside;
Momiji: Too busy with Aya fantasizing. Animals, again.
>_>

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #123 on: July 10, 2010, 05:08:33 PM »

Momiji: Too busy with Aya fantasizing. Animals, again.

The funny thing is that Canon!Aya and Canon!Momiji despise each other. There is as much chance of them getting on together as Mokou and Kaguya getting on together.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #124 on: July 10, 2010, 05:15:31 PM »
The funny thing is that Canon!Aya and Canon!Momiji despise each other. There is as much chance of them getting on together as Mokou and Kaguya getting on together.
It's more Alice and Patchouli (minus the jealousy) than Mokou and Kaguya.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #125 on: July 10, 2010, 05:54:42 PM »
But I think the real downside is the fact that you'll never see Gensokyo in the first place, let alone meet these people and become their "hasubando"s or waifus and whatnot.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #126 on: July 10, 2010, 07:20:24 PM »
The funny thing is that Canon!Aya and Canon!Momiji despise each other.

If you're going by the comments in Double Spoiler, I like to think it looks more like a "misunderstanding" of sorts arose some time after Mountain of Faith - back then, they were at least associates on fair terms.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #127 on: July 10, 2010, 10:31:48 PM »
But I think the real downside is the fact that you'll never see Gensokyo in the first place, let alone meet these people and become their "hasubando"s or waifus and whatnot.

Speak for yourself. :smug:

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #128 on: July 11, 2010, 03:49:09 AM »
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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #129 on: July 12, 2010, 01:28:00 AM »
Notice that they never really argue with words, but rather ignite danmaku at the slightest feeling of inconvenience or animosity between them.

Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #130 on: July 12, 2010, 02:45:25 PM »
Came across this picture, and it reminded me of this thread.



Yukari, everywhere! Even...
There are no buses in Gensokyo!

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #131 on: July 13, 2010, 01:01:34 AM »
Came across this picture, and it reminded me of this thread.



Yukari, everywhere! Even...

Only in Touhou, only in Touhou.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #132 on: July 13, 2010, 09:44:59 PM »
Yuyuko: You'll turn so Japanese you'll start shitting Cherry Blossoms, not to mention your food bill will skyrocket higher than a spacecraft.
Byakuren: Say goodbye to your God/god. This one has a generous heart that is about as large as her chest. Say goodbye to your regular life as well. Temple life from this point on.
Reimu: Till money do us part~
Cirno: Freeze your ass 24/7, lose your brain cells.
Keine:
Spoiler:
I hope you enjoy anal
Marisuh: She'll jack all your shit. Even that 1.08 GB of images of your sister.
Mokou: Don't piss her off. She's immortal and she'll burn down your house if you do.
Tenshi: I hope you like punishing people. Wild nights, every night.
Satori: Situation, you're a middle-aged salary man cheating on your wife. Comes home --------> Family Drama "Don't lie to me! I saw you with her!" OH JESUS CHRIST NO
Aya: VOYEURISTIC PHOTOGRAPHER
Yukari: VOYEURISTIC VOYEUR + Thinking with portals + Total hax in FPS games

Utsuho: She's a got a THIRD LEG that spits out hot stuff... Oh yeah~ She must be cool and badass. I'd totally room with her. Use her to power your house, use her to create renewable energy for the planet. However, mess up and face the consequences of another Chernobyl~

She's #1

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #133 on: July 14, 2010, 02:59:04 AM »
Tenshi: I hope you like punishing people. Wild nights, every night.

That's a downside?

Nitori - Always trying to upgrade or otherwise tinker with your shit. And some things (like an old console or handheld) don't need to be tinkered with.

Utsuho - She's a bit... ah... batshit, isn't she?

Suika/Yuugi - Constantly drunk, always up for a challenge that may or may not leave you with at least six broken bones.

Mystia wouldn't be TOO bad, except for that whole night-blindness thing.


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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #134 on: July 14, 2010, 03:09:41 AM »
Utsuho - She's a bit... ah... batshit, isn't she?
Yeah, batshit insane sexy!


As for Tenshi, I completely forgot we were talking about downsides... Being the sadist I am, that rump ain't going to stay white for long

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #135 on: July 14, 2010, 05:20:37 AM »
Came across this picture, and it reminded me of this thread.



Yukari, everywhere! Even...

OHHH MY GOOOOOD

I would have said "YUKARI, EVERYWHERE. EVEN IN THE TOILET." but you basically already said it.

So Ill say this instead:

Yukari: Like Big Brother, she is watching you.

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #136 on: July 14, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »

Yukari: Like Big Brother, she is watching you.

Gah, that'd be the big disadvantage. Screw the constant sleeping and general screwing around with you, the fact that she could pop up anywhere (even in the toilet) is ... Gah!

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #137 on: July 15, 2010, 05:48:22 AM »
Yukari is watching you pee

Okay, a little too far... =/

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Re: The downsides of living with a Touhou girl.
« Reply #138 on: October 16, 2010, 05:32:49 AM »
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Mugetsu: "Welcome home! Would you like some Ice? Or maybe some Milk? Hmhm~, or maybe, some Magic?~<3"
Just because I'm a Mugetsu fan, I'm having trouble seeing the problem there.

Yuka - Oh, cool. A flower! "TOUCH HIM AND YOU DIE!!!"
Mima - There's a hole in the wall. Care to explain?
Kogasa - "Urameshiya!~" AAAAAHH! Don't scare me like that! ":P That just means I'm doing it right!"
Sakuya - Sakuya, where have you been? "Oh, I was caring for my master." You know, I think your master is-- "DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT REMILIA LIKE THAT!" I'm sorry~
Orange - Hmm, I wonder where she is... *Somewhere far away* "LEMME OUT, LEMME OUT! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I WAS GONNA START A FAMILY!"
Kanako - Okay, this isn't funny anymore! Get rid of all this onbashira so I can find you! Hm? *note* Gone collecting more faith. ~Kanako
Hi. Might put something new here but idk.