Dr. Komeiji is in.

[LHCling]

* Baity wakes up

...where am I?

[Dead Princess Sakana]

...where am I?

You're in a clinic, with the Doctor your Doctor could look like :V

[atoms2ashes]

Dockter, how can I make friends so that my existence doesn't go completely to waste

[FinnKaenbyou]

What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a package, containing two tablets of that drug you love.

Look again. The tablets are now glasses!

Anything's possible when your Doctor smells like Old Hell and not a hobo.

I'm on a raven.

Unyu...can I stand up yet?

Quiet, Okuu. I already told you that we can't afford chairs in this office.

Dockter, how can I make friends so that my existence doesn't go completely to waste

I have a solution to this problem that never fails. It's green and made of paper.

[atoms2ashes]

What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a package, containing two tablets of that drug you love.

Look again. The tablets are now glasses!

Anything's possible when your Doctor smells like Old Hell and not a hobo.

I'm on a raven.

Unyu...can I stand up yet?

Quiet, Okuu. I already told you that we can't afford chairs in this office.
I have a solution to this problem that never fails. It's green and made of paper.

How can I possibly earn American dollars?
How come I have to use American dollars instead of our money which is colored Purple and Orange?

[FinnKaenbyou]

How can I possibly earn American dollars?
How come I have to use American dollars instead of our money which is colored Purple and Orange?

Do you live on a Monopoly board?

[atoms2ashes]

Do you live on a Monopoly board?

No, but 60% or more inhabitants have the BRAIN of a monopoly board.

[FinnKaenbyou]

No, but 60% or more inhabitants have the BRAIN of a monopoly board.

Then the solution to your problem is purple and orange and made of paper, but not real money. You will make millions of friends before anyone figures it out!

[atoms2ashes]

Yay! Now I can make an army of cosplayers and bukkakers~

[LHCling]

Now, where were we? Ah yes, I had meningitis. Had. For some reason, I don't appear to be affected anymore, though there seems to be burns all over my body? What is the meaning of this?

I would recommend putting him into a bottle and drinking the contents when your hearts are low. Remember to shake well first!

Noted.

[Sabino]

Doctor, I tend to be either an insomniac or a person that sleeps 18 hours a day (and during lectures).
Ho can I have a balanced sleeping schedule?

Also, what's it mean if you dream of your favorite Oni? :3

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, I tend to be either an insomniac or a person that sleeps 18 hours a day (and during lectures).
Ho can I have a balanced sleeping schedule?

You are possessed. I suggest visiting your local shrine maiden and requesting an exorcism.

Also, what's it mean if you dream of your favorite Oni? :3

It means a certain someone got Len drunk again.

[atoms2ashes]

Oh doctor, if an Oni uses his/her power of gathering, will they be able to gather attention?

And is it dangerous if an Oni gives herself boobs?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Oh doctor, if an Oni uses his/her power of gathering, will they be able to gather attention?

I'm sorry, you'll need to repeat that question. There was a word in there I didn't recognise...'his'?

And is it dangerous if an Oni gives herself boobs?

Actually, breasts are a safety measure for the oni race. They act as a counterweight to stop falling backwards, and if they fall forwards they serve to cushion the impact. This is why Suika Ibuki is a wanted criminal for blatant ignorance of health and safety regulations.

Now, where were we? Ah yes, I had meningitis. Had. For some reason, I don't appear to be affected anymore, though there seems to be burns all over my body? What is the meaning of this?

The virus responsible for your meningitis can't survive extreme heat, so I had you thrown into the Blazing Fires until you were cured. You're welcome, by the way.

[atoms2ashes]

Oh, I'm quite sorry...I forgot that there are no men in Gensokyo.

Also...How do Gensokyans reproduce?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Also...How do Gensokyans reproduce?

They don't. They say there is a magical being in the sky that gets very very drunk before it produces Gensokyo's residents. They emerge fully grown and clothed, and almost all with some variety of silly hat.

[atoms2ashes]

So the girls don't magically grow male reproductive organs?

[Gpop]

So the girls don't magically grow male reproductive organs?

Marisa just gave me this potion recently~! I can test it if you wa-

* Koishi is smacked by Satori

[FinnKaenbyou]

So the girls don't magically grow male reproductive organs?

Only in your twisted, perverted dreams.

* Koishi is smacked by Satori

Dammit, Koishi, the LAST thing we want is that potion going public...

I'll be back later; taking a quick lunch break becoming the 51st ranked assassin of the UAA.

Short break was short. (Ragequit because bad calibration on living room TV meant I couldn't see the arrow on menus and asdfghjkl)

[Spidere]

I'll be back later; becoming the 51st ranked assassin of the UAA.

See ya at number 6, doc.

[axman36]

Gaah! What does it mean when you dream of a giant gap opening up infront of ya and then a random blonde hair woman kidnappin' ya!?

... DOES IT MEAN I'LL FINALLY FIND THE DROIDS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!?

Also why is it that I have the need to point out alliteration to myself every time I see it?

[Spidere]

Gaah! What does it mean when you dream of a giant gap opening up infront of ya and then a random blonde hair woman kidnappin' ya!?

...I think you've been eating the moldy mozza that's been sitting on the counter for a few weeks.

... DOES IT MEAN I'LL FINALLY FIND THE DROIDS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!?

Clearly you have been eating the moldy mozza. If I have to beat your sanity back into place again, I will.

Also why is it that I have the need to point out alliteration to myself every time I see it?

Oh, you're just a perfectionist.

Doc, just helping out a friend. No need to get violent.  :V

[dustyjo]

Marisa just gave me this potion recently~! I can test it if you wa-

 :*

[FinnKaenbyou]

Gaah! What does it mean when you dream of a giant gap opening up infront of ya and then a random blonde hair woman kidnappin' ya!?

... DOES IT MEAN I'LL FINALLY FIND THE DROIDS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!?

No, it means you're considering writing a self-insert fic. I prescribe daily beatings until you give up on the idea.

Also why is it that I have the need to point out alliteration to myself every time I see it?

Absolute Attentive Alliteratosis is a severly scarring syndrome which is cured completely conveniently by devouring decomposing dictionaries.

Doc, just helping out a friend. No need to get violent.  :V

No need, perhaps, but I believe you have delusions of grandeur and believe yourself untouchable. Allow me to bring you back down to earth...

[Dead Princess Sakana]

No, it means you're considering writing a self-insert fic. I prescribe daily beatings until you give up on the idea.

Heh Doc, shall I link the self-insert fic you wrote~ ?  :3

[FinnKaenbyou]

Heh Doc, shall I link the self-insert fic you wrote~ ?  :3

That was intentionally bad and therefore doesn't count.

[atoms2ashes]

Now the grand question, Dockter.

What gender is Wriggle Nightbug?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Now the grand question, Dockter.

What gender is Wriggle Nightbug?

Science will never claim to know everything, child. I'm not omniscient.



Yet.

[lumber_of_the_beast]

Doctor, I'm sleepy.

[Mounting Jaggis]

ドクター、私はバベルの魚食後の眠気を持って、どのように私はそれを修正できますか？