Well. I'll assume you're the Doctor Purvis they've all been singing the praises of. You might want to do something about that Sana girl - she seems to have poor taste in role models.
When you get back, I must know: How does one cure a van being driven through their front office?
With an attorney's badge, a pointer finger, and chords of steel.
However, sometimes a van in your front office is not a disability at all - you become much more genre savvy, given that your workplace no longer has a fourth wall.
Hey Doc, I've been feeling overheated a lot recently, along with sleeping more than usual, something wrong with me?
Ah, the ever-present Gundam Syndrome. Have you, perchance, spent a lot of time recently watching giant mecha anime? Your body is subconsciously trying to make you like your hot-blooded idols, explaining the heat, but you can't maintain that sort of manly presence all day, leading to the fatigue. I prescribe a marathon of Azumanga Daioh.
Thought about it. Decided that couldn't be the case, as I'd be just as pathetic as a girl :ohdear:
Think harder. There's some sort of trauma in there that we need to unearth - if you don't agree with me now, you will six sessions down the line when your wallet starts to hurt.
Doctor! I find I have grown two extra arms while I slept. What course of action should I take?
Have you ever considered a career as a professional Beatmania player?
The wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how!?
You're beyond my capabilities. Take this codec, and call 140.85.
Doctor, I've developed the ability to obliterate snakes instantly within a mile radius on a whim. What can I do?
Accept that your fear of betrayal is what gave you the power to destroy lying, deceitful snakes, and learn to trust people.
Is there a cure for insanity?
If so, how does one destroy said cure?
Insanity is the disease.
*puts on shades, pulls out shotgun*
I am the cure.
And that's another thing!
Why does anyone find my adventure appealing?
From what I've seen of this forum, there doesn't seem to be much in the world that doesn't appeal to someone.
How does one go about reasonably obtaining a dimensional traveling space ship?
One champion must rise above all others and conquer the Multiverse, Gensokyo, and the darkest corners of the galaxy in the name of SCIENCE.
You are suffering from delusions of competence. Take this dunce's cap.
Doctor, I gave in to the temptation to put a Blingee-fied picture in a certain person?s avatar. Should I repent?
You cannot appreciate good without embracing evil. I suggest you follow through and steal his van while you're in the mood for sinning.
