Nameless Quest of The Faerie, her bunny, her doll, and the MWwtVFU. Disk Finale!

[Hello Purvis]

>"Hey, how do you get to Eientei from here? I got a sick friend there."

[Spidere]

>"Hey, how do you get to Eientei from here? I got a sick friend there."

> "Oh, to Eientei? Well..."
> She pulls a toolbox out of seemingly nowhere.
> "I'd be perfectly willing to sell one of these maps to you. I'd throw in a discount, just because I like folks like you a lot."
> Opening the box, she pulls out a very well-written map of Gensokyo.
> "It covers the forest. Has the best three routes through the forest. I can guarantee you'll be able to get through this forest in less than three minutes with these shortcuts."
> She digs through her toolbox.
> "Make me an offer."

[Hello Purvis]

>"I wanna try before I buy."

[axman36]

>Check our inventory... we haven't done that in a while now.

[Spidere]

>"I wanna try before I buy."

> She rubs her chin.
> "Well, I can't just give you a freebie, can I? You certainly aren't an unfortunate human. You're a faerie that gets in my way."
> She closes the box.
> "If you aren't going to make an offer, I'm going to get back to work. Them's gold in this forest."
> She puts the box away and steps out of the hole, carrying a shovel. She consults her map and begins to walk away from you.

>Check our inventory... we haven't done that in a while now.

> Your inventory:
-fairy set
-journal
-list
-sack lunch
-super duper megacrystal pen
-fancy hat
-GPS
-catnip
-super umbrella
-bamboo
-bunny set
-thigh highs
-carrot sealed folder
-the paper
-tracker
-bomb

[Hello Purvis]

>Try to remember when we got the GPS.
>Test that sucker out. =[

[Spidere]

>Try to remember when we got the GPS.
>Test that sucker out. =[

> From your memory, it seems like you picked the GPS up when you were getting some things from Kappatown for Alice.

> You look at the GPS. It reads "NO SIGNAL."
> No connection. You can't see where you are at the moment.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh right. Time travel."
>Glare at GPS, then put it away.
>Back to the original plan! Pick a direction that looks nice, head that way, periodically call for Mokou. Try flight every so often if it seems doable.

[Spidere]

>"Oh right. Time travel."
>Glare at GPS, then put it away.
>Back to the original plan! Pick a direction that looks nice, head that way, periodically call for Mokou. Try flight every so often if it seems doable.

> You put your GPS away. Curse you time travel!

> You pick a different direction, calling out for Mokou. Still no reply...

> After quite a bit of wandering, you're knocked off your feet by a rabbit popping her head out of the ground. You look to see who knocked you down, only to see a bewildered Tewi.
> "Still trying to get through the forest, I see."

[Hello Purvis]

>"...Are you lost, too?"

[Spidere]

>"...Are you lost, too?"

> "Nope. Looking for something great."
> She pulls the large toolbox out of nowhere and sets it down.
> "So...how about buying some of my goods?"

[Hello Purvis]

>"If maps worked, wouldn't people outside be selling them? That's kind why I wanted to try it before buying. Hey! Do you have any of those orbs with the ying yangs on them?"

[Spidere]

>"If maps worked, wouldn't people outside be selling them? That's kind why I wanted to try it before buying. Hey! Do you have any of those orbs with the ying yangs on them?"

> "Maps do work. I bought the market."
> "As for the orbs..."
> She digs in her toolbox and pulls out a YIN-YANG ORB.
> "Now, I know what you do with these things. I ordinarily sell them as silly trinkets from the shrine. But when someone that can actually use them comes along...well...I'm going to up the price. I'm offering it for 2000. Let's start from there."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Lemme see if it's real."

[Spidere]

>"Lemme see if it's real."

> She laughs.
> "I know what you're planning. Touch it, use it, then run off. I have five more of these in here. I'd be willing to toss a second in with your purchase, if it means enough to you to try and swindle it off of me."

[Hello Purvis]

>"If you have five, then you've got little to lose. Besides if I steal it, you could just tell my boss. She'd be angry with me."

[Spidere]

>"If you have five, then you've got little to lose. Besides if I steal it, you could just tell my boss. She'd be angry with me."

> "You'd be surprised at how easy it is to price gouge people for these."
> She grins.
> "And your boss wouldn't care too much. Only if you badly hurt me. Something I doubt you'd do."

[Serela]

>How much money do we have, anyway?

[Spidere]

>How much money do we have, anyway?

> You check your pockets and appear to be flat broke. You don't remember the last time you had money with you.

[Hello Purvis]

>What were the contents of the carrot-sealed folder? Perhaps we could barter this.

[Spidere]

>What were the contents of the carrot-sealed folder? Perhaps we could barter this.

> It's a map to Tewi's different hideouts. You have a feeling she has hundreds of these.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Hey, how about I trade you some secret information for one of them and a map?"
>If she seems interested, display the folder. Do not let her grab it or damage it.

[Spidere]

>"Hey, how about I trade you some secret information for one of them and a map?"
>If she seems interested, display the folder. Do not let her grab it or damage it.

> "You really can't expect me to buy my own map."

[Hello Purvis]

>"No, but I figure you probably wouldn't want it just floating around out there, where anyone who finds it can just take it."

[Spidere]

>"No, but I figure you probably wouldn't want it just floating around out there, where anyone who finds it can just take it."

> She digs in her toolbox.
> "Of course not. But I take precautions for this kind of thing."
> She pulls out a small switch before activating it.

> The CARROT SEALED FOLDER has burst into flames!
> "Thank you for alerting me to one of my maps being stolen."

[Hello Purvis]

>Toss aside the burning map.
>"Holy crap! That was neat! How'd you do that?"

[Spidere]

>Toss aside the burning map.
>"Holy crap! That was neat! How'd you do that?"

> You toss aside the map and cry out in surprise.

> "The plastic carrots used to seal those folders carry tiny bombs. Just enough to set the folder on fire. And the folder itself is highly flammable, so the chance of failure is quite low."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Awesome! How do you make 'em? Are they expensive?"

[Spidere]

>"Awesome! How do you make 'em? Are they expensive?"

> "Yes. Very. I need money from folks like you to keep up to my expenses. So if you'd offer something for one of my goods..."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Nope, you got pretty much the only thing I had to trade. Shame, though, you could have saved yourself the money and got rid of some dead weight.."