Trial of IM Inheritance [R3 Over!]

[Nat Tea]

INTERRUPTION:

Tallying the dead for each person:

• Zakeri (5): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2

I hope you're not going to let Zakeri get away without huh what's 2 points. Unless her action card dictates that it doesn't count.

Whoops.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

FFFFFFFFFF so many guards this time

[LHCling]

[11:50] <Baity> holy shit that's a lot of palace guards

[11:54] <Nobu> Holy crap palace guards

[Nobu]

INTERRUPTION:
I hope you're not going to let Zakeri get away without huh what's 2 points. Unless her action card dictates that it doesn't count.

{huh what, Unpopular Judge: 2} is one entry.


No cutin this time because things are going too fast :toot:

##Card Activation: L'Idiot (Deity) --> Donut up two spaces
##Guillotine: Donut
##Draw: Card

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

And I'm reshuffled back out of the deck. :V This has been an interesting to watch. Good luck, guys!

[LHCling]

Spoiler:

L'Idiot is oddly hilarious considering who we're pointing at here

"Take this, Donut!"
"Watch me graze this because it's EZY MODO stuff!"
"You idiot! You can't graze a slicing attack!"
"..oh, well damn."
*pichuuuuun*

Your new round of victims:

• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2
• * copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• * Sapz, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * JT, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Demonbman, Fast Noble:2 (collect additional from front of line)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (10): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3
• Nobu (11): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime , Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5
• Arashi (6): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1
• Zakeri (5): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot.
It is now Arashi's turn. Keep in mind the discarded card.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

* Arashi Kurobara is now a BEE ON FIRE

##Play: 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Target: Sapz
##Execute: Sapz
##Obtain: a bunch of those little stars bosses drop Action Card

[WHMZakeri]

Action: Military Might: OkashiiKisei
Take head: OkashiiKisei
Ore no ta-n: Dora-

[LHCling]

Cut: 'k

Favoritism! BEES!
*schlorp!*
Isn't it sad, Zentilli⑨n? ;_;

Your new round of victims:

• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * JT, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Demonbman, Fast Noble:2 (collect additional from front of line)
• * TSO, Tax Collector:2
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (10): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3
• Nobu (11): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5
• Arashi (7): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Zakeri (7): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing.
It is now axman36's turn.

[Sapz]

* Arashi Kurobara is now a BEE ON FIRE

Arashi for new challenge favourite. :3

Spoiler:

I'LL BE BACK IN THE SECOND LOOP RAAAAAGH

[axman36]

... GAAH! Ahem... *Begins to throw money around Assassins Creed 2 style*

MONEH MONEH MONEH!

##Play: Confusion in Line
##Execute: Whoever's next!
##Draw: Action Card

[LHCling]

House rule! Confusion in Line comes into effect before collecting the noble!
You don't like this; :dwi:

*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
...poor TSO. :<

Your new round of victims:

• * Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• * Demonbman, Fast Noble:2 (collect additional from front of line)
• * copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• * JT, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (12): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2
• Nobu (11): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5
• Arashi (7): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Zakeri (7): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line.
It is now Nobu's turn.

[axman36]

Weeelll that's kinda why I used "Whoever's next" for execution...

Sorry 'bout the confusion... hehe- *shot*

<Baity> well at least you read it that way. considering the format of the previous example with k4u it's normal to come to this conclusion

That's true. Sorry, I'll use a better diction for next time.

<Baity> don't worry about it; you're not at fault here. it's more... to do with the actual card itself; a physical copy would be able to tell you why I put that up there. pay it no mind for the purpose of this challenge

[Nobu]

* Nobu sets up a fountain of blood as a monument to Ruro.

Phew. Now that that's over.. you know the drill, Mr. Bob.

##Card Activation: Fountain of Blood
##Guillotine: Mr. Bob
##Draw Card

[LHCling]

Mr_Bob being included in something? What the itchy-nether-regions.

Nobu turns to the dark side and begins practicing various vile acts!
Nobu cuts down yet another religious figure!

Your new round of victims:

• * Demonbman, Fast Noble:2 (collect additional from front of line)
• * copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• * JT, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (12): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2
• Nobu (12): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• Arashi (7): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Zakeri (7): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu: Fountain of Blood (+2 to the end-score if it survives)
• Arashi:
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line,.
It is now Arashi's turn.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Teehee~

##Play: Foreign Support
##Execute: Demonbman (and by extension Copyrighted, I believe)
##Receive: a fuckton of cards. :V

[LHCling]

"スペルカードアクティベーション！"
Demonbman pulls copyrighted up to the guillotine with him! Hooray- I mean :ohdear:

Your new round of victims:

• * JT, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (12): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2
• Nobu (12): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• Arashi (10): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• Zakeri (7): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu: Fountain of Blood (+2 to the end-score if it survives)
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line,.
It is now Zakeri's turn.

[WHMZakeri]

##Execute: Demonbman (and by extension Copyrighted, I believe)

Pirate.

Action: Late Arrival
Take: JT
Draw

<Baity> action pending user input (see: PM)

[LHCling]

:challengerappears:
Everybody knows this, say it with me! "Magic beats Armor!"

Your new round of victims:

• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Zengar, Palace Guard:* (*worth number of Palace Guards in your pile)
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1
• * Esifex, Captain of the Guard:2 (add another noble from the deck to end of the line)

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (12): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2
• Nobu (12): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• Arashi (10): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• Zakeri (8): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2, JT, Palace Guard:1* (see previous)

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu: Fountain of Blood (+2 to the end-score if it survives)
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line, Late Arrival.
It is now axman36's turn.

[axman36]

Well then... what must be done... shall be done FOR THE AXE!

##Play: Trip
##Play: Twist of Fate on Fountain of Blood
##Execute: Zengar
##Draw: Action Card

[LHCling]

Isn't it sad, Zentilli⑨n? ;_;
Useless nobles tripping in line I swear to the Idiot Pantheon this is all a huge conspiracy working against me!

Your new round of victims:

• * Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1
• * Esifex, Captain of the Guard:2 (add another noble from the deck to end of the line)

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (13): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2, Zengar, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Nobu (12): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1
• Arashi (10): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (see above), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• Zakeri (8): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2, JT, Palace Guard:1* (see previous)

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu:
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line, Late Arrival, Trip, Twist of Fate, Fountain of Blood.
It is now Nobu's turn.

[Nobu]

NO! My beautiful fountain!

If I can't have my fountain of blood... then I'll make blood RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS BWA HAH HAH HAAAAAAAH!

* Nobu invokes the Forbidden Ritual.

*KRAKA DOOM*

~

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate.

Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.

Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed.

Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end.

It matters not who you are, Death awaits you.

##Invoke Arcana: Rain Delay
##Fatal End: Zentilli⑨n
##Draw

[Serela]

With Nobu being all doom and gloom, it's becoming increasingly harder to not see his avatar as Evila. And it took a small amount of creative license to even see it like that in the first place.

[WHMZakeri]

Just when I had hope for a steady source of income, yet again the game turns on it's head in a way designed specifically to kick me in the shins unintentionally.

[LHCling]

That was mildly annoying.

All cards have been redealt. Note that the ones in the Discard pile were not included in this redealing.

Zentilli⑨n meets a BAD END by Nobu! Dramatic gasping!

Your new round of victims:

• * Solais, Fairy:-1
• * ??????: -1
• * Esifex, Captain of the Guard:2 (add another noble from the deck to end of the line)

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (13): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2, Zengar, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Nobu (13): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1, Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• Arashi (10): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (see above), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1
• Zakeri (8): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2, JT, Palace Guard:1* (see previous)

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu:
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line, Late Arrival, Trip, Twist of Fate, Fountain of Blood, Rain Delay.
It is now Arashi's turn.

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

I got an awesome death. Thanks, Nobu. :3

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Bah. Stuck with a negative. At least I can keep myself from falling quite as far behind...

##Play: Stumble, Target: Esifex
##Capture Fairy: Solais
##Get: Maybe a more useful card to me. :V

[LHCling]

Esifex stumbles in front of ??????
Arashi captures the poor little fairy; the people are not happy about this cruelty! :(
Solais explodes, leaving only its head! Ewwwwww.

* ?????? is know known as Solais

Your new round of victims:

• * Esifex, Captain of the Guard:2 (add another noble from the deck to end of the line)
• * Solais, Fairy: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (13): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2, Zengar, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Nobu (13): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1, Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1
• Arashi (9): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (see above), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1, Solais, Fairy:-1
• Zakeri (8): Choja, Councilman:3, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2, JT, Palace Guard:1* (see previous)

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu:
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line, Late Arrival, Trip, Twist of Fate, Fountain of Blood, Rain Delay, Stumble.
It is now Zakeri's turn.

[WHMZakeri]

THE HAND SHUFFLE RUSE WAS A ... DISTACTION
i HAVE the lead

##Echo Voice of Concern: Clerical Error - Target: Nobu; Nintendonut888
##Take: Esifex
##Draw:

As a note, Nobu, you're entitled to take one head from my pile as well. Except for Donut's, of course.

[LHCling]

"Oh. It appears I made an error when counting. Whatever the problem was, it has been fixed"
Why there are still blade marks from where Donut was cut... :iiam:

[14:34] <Nobu> Also, taking Choja from Zakeri's pile

Your new round of victims:

• * Solais, Fairy: -1
• * ??????: -1

Tallying the dead for each person:

• axman36 (13): Sakana, Rival Executioner:1, Mode, Countess:2, Edible, Governor:4, Drake, Duke:3, TSO, Tax Collector:2, Zengar, Palace Guard:1* (= to no. of Palace Guards in your pile)
• Nobu (11): Aoshi, Lady in Waiting:1, TranceHime, Archbishop:4, Ruro, Hero of the People:-3, Kitten4u, Master Spy:4, Mr. Bob, Wealthy Priest:1, Zentilli⑨n, Sheriff:1, Choja, Councilman:3
• Arashi (9): Serpentarius, Land Lord:2, bofh, Marie Antoinette:5, Suikama, Innocent Victim:-1, Sapz, Palace Guard:1* (see above), Demonbman, Fast Noble:2, copyrighted, Piss Boy:1, Solais, Fairy:-1
• Zakeri (12):, huh what, Unpopular Judge:2, OkashiiKisei, Lieutenant:2, JT, Palace Guard:1* (see previous), nintendonut888, Cardinal:5, Esifex, Captain of the Guard:2

Escaped Nobles:
Slaves, Count:2

Active Cards:

• axman36:
• Nobu:
• Arashi: Foreign Support (+1 Action Card for each Purple collected)
• Zakeri:

And finally, Action Cards expended discarded:
Clothing Swap, Opinionated Guards, Mass Confusion, Pushed, The Long Walk, After you..., Ignoble Noble, Double Feature, L'Idiot, 'Tis a Far Better Thing, Confusion in Line, Late Arrival, Trip, Twist of Fate, Fountain of Blood, Rain Delay, Stumble, Clerical Error.
It is now axman36's turn.