Sooo somehow it looks like I just became the resident lyricist. I suppose it fits my name at the least, although it's not like that was ever the reason for it...
Somebody do these?
This might be a bit of ego speaking here but hey Pesco, how often do people tell you you're awesome? XD
Also Smooth Criminal is really hard since it relies upon gender roles and the distinctively hard to rhyme word crescendo. 
First off as a machead, I feel obligated to give a nod to
Pogue's Song Spoofs which are kinda neat if not a bit, erm, obsolete. So let's do Girl from Ipanema:
Girls from Gensokyo
Small and cute, young and mo-e
the girls from Gensokyo go flying
and when they pass they go zoom.
When they fight it's ka-lei-do-sco-pic,
so colorful yet very deadly.
When Reimu passes,
each boss she dodges goes doowwn.
But we play them so sadly.
How can we tell them we love them?
Yes, we would give them our hearts gladly
but each day they fly on our screen,
they shoot straight ahead in the game.
Small and cute, young and mo-e,
the girls of Gensokyo keep flying
clearing games while I smile,
But they do not see.
They just cannot see.
It's not re-al-it-y.
You know, I wasn't aware that was a Sinatra song until just now, though lots of people have covered it so perhaps it's not. I'd save it for a, erhem, more "seasonal" time but it's just so easy.
Poor Chen. T_T
Perhaps I'll have something more characteristic of the singer's voice later, as there are
a lot of suggestive titles. However I need to uhm, actually play more of the games for source material. (Reboots into windows)
