Who needs a plan!? Flandre Quest!

[Kasu]

> There is only one way out of this situation...
> Invoke the most Diabetes-inducing action we are capable of with our massive cuteness stat.

[Hello Purvis]

>Include asking "Why are you being so mean!?" if it does not detract from the action.

[MysTeariousYukari]

> There is only one way out of this situation...
> Invoke the most Diabetes-inducing action we are capable of with our massive cuteness stat.

>Include asking "Why are you being so mean!?" if it does not detract from the action.

> You start being as moe and cute as you possibly can, and ask the Tengu why she is being so mean. You hear Sakuya covering a nosebleed and hear... laughter?
> "AYAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That expression is almost headline worthy! Ayahahahahahahaaaaaa... Oh my... so funny... I'm doing this cause your insane. Even us Tengu have heard of you, the crazy little sister of the Scarlet Devil who kills on mere impulse. I'm going to stop you from getting to the mountain, or DIE trying! The only way your leaving here alive is to surrender or to kill me!"
> You then start feeling pain all over your body as if you were being punched at high-speeds...

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh, okay! I surrender."
>Lament that people don't say these things to start with.

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"Oh, okay! I surrender."
>Lament that people don't say these things to start with.

> You say that you surrender, and with that the Tengu stops completely, right in front of you, but as far as she was before she started attacking. Sakuya and the Tengu are looking at you in total awe.
> "Wait... what!? M-miss Flandre!? I was almost certainly you were going to fight her! At this rate, you will easily be the calmest person in Gensokyo! That Tengu, Aya can easily end up provoking anyone into a fight, and you surrender! Wow, thats impressive.
> The Tengu looks really surprised by what you said, her head held low while looking at you and her mouth is wide open.
> Sakuya then whispers "Oh, I think I get it, she isn't moving or anything, you said that to have a chance to attack her, correct Miss Flandre?"

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Shake head to Sakuya
>"So can I visit the mountain now? It looks real neat, and I wanna see what a kappa looks like!"

[MysTeariousYukari]

>Shake head to Sakuya
>"So can I visit the mountain now? It looks real neat, and I wanna see what a kappa looks like!"

> "Umm, Miss Flandre, to surrender is to give up, and she isn't going to let you by unless to defeat her, unless you win. If you truly wish to visit the mountain, you will almost certainly have to fight and beat Aya over their." Sakuya says, pointing to the Tengu at the end.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Nu-uh, she just has to move. And that's okay, since she knows I'm not all angry and beating things up like she thought I was. Isn't that right, Miss Ayayaya? Besides, it's my birthday, so it's special!"

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"Nu-uh, she just has to move. And that's okay, since she knows I'm not all angry and beating things up like she thought I was. Isn't that right, Miss Ayayaya? Besides, it's my birthday, so it's special!"

> "Ayaya-huh? Wait, no! I refuse to let you go by unless you defeat me! If you want to get to the mountain, you MUST defeat me! Now fight or flee! Their is no other option!" Aya says, coming back to her senses.

>_

Must... sleep... Wonderland... tomorrow... Mukyu~ *falls asleep*

[Hello Purvis]

>"Why?"

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"Why?"

> "Because I think your evil! Enough idle banter! It's time to fight like the women we are!"

[Hello Purvis]

>"Wait! I have a better idea. How about a game? I promised I wouldn't hurt anyone today, so maybe that would be better?"

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"Wait! I have a better idea. How about a game? I promised I wouldn't hurt anyone today, so maybe that would be better?"

> "What sort of game do you have in mind? Ayayaya! Better not be something childish like Tag, or Hide and Seek"

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>"The bestest game, obviously!"
>Serious face go!
>"Candyland."

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"The bestest game, obviously!"
>Serious face go!
>"Candyland."

> "C-candyland? What the ayaya is Candyland!? Ayaya... kids and their games... can't even make up reasons to Danmaku battle anyone anymore..."

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>"...Did you just say Candyland isn't the best?"
>If she says anything other than something to the tune of "No of course not!", test out that Laevetienn cross-up Sakuya suggested. Some insults cannot be allowed to pass.

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"...Did you just say Candyland isn't the best?"
>If she says anything other than something to the tune of "No of course not!", test out that Laevetienn cross-up Sakuya suggested. Some insults cannot be allowed to pass.

> "I don't even know what it is! Ayaya!"
> You grab Laevatein and your spell card Starbow Break and start charging the Tengu. Instantly, you know what to do and you hold up the card and your weapon and declare the attack, "Starbow Strike" which covers you and Laevatein in a warm-feeling rainbow light. Everything except for you seems to be moving at snail pace.

>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>"I'll deport you to Ayacucho, Peru!"
>Fast forward

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"I'll deport you to Ayacucho, Peru!"
>Fast forward

> You say something that makes no sense. No reactions since your to fast for Sakuya and the Tengu to even react to, movement wise.
> You ARE in Fast-forward, everything just looks slow to make it convenient for you.

>_

[axman36]

>Begin to fly around Aya and poke her, SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT!

[MysTeariousYukari]

>Begin to fly around Aya and poke her, SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT!

> You start flying around Aya and poke her with Laevatein, you see her clearly moving each time, and the parts of her clothes near each hit are blown away. After giving her what seems to feel like 10 seconds, you see that she is holding herself and her face looks like pure pain, she doesn't seem to like it.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Now give her finger pokes. The annoying kind. Because she's a jerk!

[MysTeariousYukari]

>Now give her finger pokes. The annoying kind. Because she's a jerk!

> You poke her a bit with your finger while moving about 30 times faster then you were.
> "Miss Flandre, if you are going to use the attack, I would reccomend outright attacking her. Fun and games can wait until after someone who wants you dead is dealt with, and before you even ask how I can react to all this, my power."

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh fine. But how come I'm the one everything thinks is a maniac, then?"
>Give her a good black of them danmakus in the back.

[MysTeariousYukari]

>"Oh fine. But how come I'm the one everything thinks is a maniac, then?"
>Give her a good black of them danmakus in the back.

> You unleash a wave of danmaku on Aya, and once it hits her, you stop glowing and everything seems to go back to normal. "Ayaya... I give up... I am defeated..."
> You have Leveled Up! Please distribute your 1 Skill Point.
> "I... do not know for sure. Some fear your power, others jump to conclusions the rest, and maybe other poor reasons."

>_

[Kasu]

> I prescribe more cuteness.

[Janitor Morgan]

> I think Sanity might be a good choice, though. Perhaps we'll have to use Q.E.D. later on, and if we have a high enough Sanity stat, we might be able to resist making things explode.
> That said, if we can out-cute everything, go with Cuteness!

[Hello Purvis]

>Level up Cuteness! Break the barrier between kawaii and Kamina!

[MysTeariousYukari]

> I prescribe more cuteness.

> I think Sanity might be a good choice, though. Perhaps we'll have to use Q.E.D. later on, and if we have a high enough Sanity stat, we might be able to resist making things explode.
> That said, if we can out-cute everything, go with Cuteness!

>Level up Cuteness! Break the barrier between kawaii and Kamina!

You have Leveled Up you Cuteness!

>_

I am done for now, Night.

[Hello Purvis]

>Head for the mountain!
>Give Aya a hand if she needs one. Or make Megamaid carry her if she really needs it.