Crawl Relay Run

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Ramus:
Okay, time to get this started. Sorry for the delay, I had an LP to take care of as well as homework and I failed in several attmepts to get the video working so I'm just doing screenshot for now.

<Ramus> Oy! This is Ramus.
<Xan> And this is Xan
<Ramus> And we're here to play Crawl.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Ramus> And by we, I mean me while he just tells me what I do wrong.
<Ramus> Okay, so new game.
<Ramus> We'll be playing as Suika for a change.
<Xan> This time, we go for RIP AND TEAR!
<Ramus> Cause to put it bluntly, Patch sucks.
<Xan> Well, more of: we suck with Patch.
<Xan> Pancake might disagree.
<Ramus> Bah.
<Ramus> I'll take him on in a debate later about Warriors VS Wizards.
<Xan> Fine.
<Ramus>
<Xan> It'll be ammusing.
<Ramus> First view of the game.
<Ramus> As you'll notice, Suika is 8-bit.
<Xan> And Suika is dawwwwww
<Ramus> This is mainly because I couldn't find any good image of her to shrink down.
<Ramus> But whatever, she looks awesome.
<Ramus> Starting stats:
<Ramus> HP: 16
<Ramus> MP is a whomping 0.
<Ramus> Str 18
<Ramus> Int 7
<Ramus> Dex 11
<Ramus> AC 7, EV 7, SH 7.
<Xan> Probably the most rounded stats you can get out of a Dwarf FIGHT-TAR!
<Ramus> I'm fine with that.
<Ramus> This way we can't be auto-killed by walking into an orange statue.
<Ramus> I believe anyway.
<Xan> Well, one more int and we can't get killed.
<Ramus> I've only encountered them twice.
<Ramus> First time killed my minotaur fighter.
<Ramus> Second time I just ran with my wizard.
<Ramus> Onto the main game.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Ramus> First kill is to the right of the previous screenshot.
<Ramus> That's right, Suika killed a gecko with ease.
<Xan> That's not all she can do.
<Ramus> She can also kill a small snake!
<Ramus> Kill count: 2
<Xan> She should be capable of killing Sigmund at level 3.
<Xan> Easily.
<Xan> Assuming she doesn't get confused.
<Ramus> Kill count: 43
<Ramus> Ah!
<Ramus> Just 4.
<Xan> We wish it was 43.
<Ramus> Though have a kill count that high in under 100 turns would be awesome.
<Ramus> Right, one last thing.
<Ramus> Suika uses maces for this run.
<Ramus> It's fits her since she has a blunt weapon anyway.
<Xan> Indeed.
<Ramus> That and the people on IRC are paranoid about Hydras.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Ramus> Weren't you one of them?
<Ramus> 5
<Ramus> 6
<Xan> No.
<Xan> It was pancake.
<Xan> I don't even get that far most of the time.
<Ramus> OH SHI-
<Xan> >_>
<Xan> What, Gnolls?
<Ramus> No, no.
<Ramus>
<Ramus> First floor and I get a mini vault.
<Xan> Niiiiice.
<Ramus> AND IT'S A CURSED SPEAR!
<Xan> Damn.
<Ramus> Darn you Crawl! You've tricked me yet again!
<Ramus> Found potion of water though.
<Ramus> Woopie?
<Xan> Ah well, remove curse isn't hard to find...
<Ramus> 7
<Ramus> 8
<Ramus> Level 2 and kill count is 10
<Ramus> Hobogoblin!
<Ramus> 25 HP now.
<Ramus> SH is at 7.
<Xan> Yes!
<Ramus> And we've gotten a whomping 1 MP.
<Xan> MP isn't going to be increasing much.
<Xan> But, we aren't going to be using it.
<Ramus> Okay I'm beginning to think this thing is very, very inaccurate.
<Xan> The spear?
<Ramus> I'm killing faster with it BUT I CAN'T HIT!
<Ramus> Yes.
<Xan> It's innacurate because we have shit dex.
<Xan> And guess what, it's dex reliant.
<Xan> And we also don't have any ranks in spear
<Xan> *polearm
<Ramus> RAGE
<Ramus> It's also runed.
<Ramus> And cursed.
<Ramus> So I'm assuming the stats suck.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Xan> Well, just use the scroll roulette.
<Ramus> Not yet.
<Ramus> I need to find a good piece of armor.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Xan> Well, if we're really lucky, Gold Dragon hide.
<Ramus> Okay, missing a hobogoblin 8 times in a row is definitely not Suika fighting poorly.
<Ramus> And now it won't come, thank you Xan!
<Xan> Sorry.
<Ramus> Potion of degeneration.
<Ramus> We just got stupider by about two points.
<Xan> FUCK!
<Xan> FFFFFFFF
<Ramus> Okay, screw it, scroll roulette!
<Xan> Yeah, really.
<Ramus> Yeap, -3, -1 Spear.
<Ramus> Accuracy in is the dumps.
<Ramus> Attack isn't too bad.
<Xan> Jeeeze.
<Xan> Ditch it ASAP.
<Ramus> OH THANK GOODNESS
<Ramus> Scroll of remove curse.
<Xan> Yeah.
<Xan> Get rid of the spear.
<Ramus> I finally hit stuff again.
<Xan> Yay!
<Ramus> And not too soon, I've been needing a weapon to chop copses up again.
<Xan> That should never have been an issue, but YAY!
<Xan> Make sure it isn't cursed
<Ramus> It isn't.
<Ramus> Mace attack up.
<Xan> Okay, good.
<Xan> YES!
<Ramus> Not much going on in floor 2.
<Ramus> I've completed it though.
<Ramus> And here's the only thing remotely interesting...
<Xan> Well, that's not neccesarilly a bad thing.
<Ramus>
<Ramus> First Gnoll of the game.
<Ramus> That halberd shall be MINE!
<Ramus> Ha ha ha!
<Ramus> Oh hey, another.
<Xan> Well, Gnolls are only a problem at level 1
<Ramus> LEVEL UP
<Ramus> Str up.
<Ramus> HP 30
<Xan> YES!
<Ramus> And another.
<Ramus> I think they have a camp behind this door or something.
<Xan> Gnolls rarely are alone.
<Xan> there's always like 3 of them
<Xan> or 4
<Xan> Sometimes there's a fortress with a moat and a bunch of the damn things.
<Ramus> Oh lol
<Ramus> Some gnoll just threw my cursed spear at me.
<Xan> XD.
<Ramus> Your flail is mine.
<Xan> Wait, he threw it, or tried to throw?
<Ramus> We're upgrading to flail.
<Ramus> He missed.
<Xan> Yay, flail.
<Xan> Is it dwarven?
<Xan> I wish it was dwarven.
<Ramus> Just a plain old flail.
<Ramus> Regardless, level will go up faster with this.
<Xan> Yes.
<Ramus> Jessica and she is moving quickly.
<Ramus> Guess what I'm going to do with a spell caster a large distance away from me?
<Ramus> Come on, it's not hard.
<Xan> Kill her?
<Ramus> WRONG
<Ramus> She'll kill me before I get close.
<Ramus> Instead:
<Ramus> GET BEHIND A WALL
<Xan> Oh, right, that.
<Ramus>
<Ramus> By the time that image uploaded, she was dead.
<Xan> I see you got behind a wall.
<Ramus> Level 4.
<Ramus> Str up.
<Ramus> HP 37
<Ramus> And MP is finally 2.
<Xan> hooray.jpg
<Ramus> Gnoll rush.
<Xan> KEKEKE!
<Ramus>
<Ramus> FLAIL OF DRANING?!
<Ramus> CRAP
<Xan> Watch as Suika squishes them al-
<Ramus> SHUT THE HECK UP
<Ramus> Scroll of fear to make the rest go ahead.
<Xan> I did.
<Ramus> But this jerk is brave.
<Ramus> He has a special weapon.
<Xan> He's a douche.
<Xan> But we want that flail.
<Ramus> MUTHERFUCKER IS DEAD
<Ramus> And that mace is MINE
<Xan> YES! YES!!!
<Ramus> Potion of mutation.
<Ramus> I lost 1 str but now I blink and have fire resistance.
<Ramus> Fair trade off.
<Xan> Yes.
<Xan> By blink, I hope you don't mean random teleport.
<Xan> Because that sucks.
<Ramus> WTF?!
<Ramus> Unarmed Gnoll had a wand of smite?
<Ramus> Game over >_O
<Xan> >_<
<Xan> Smite sucks.
<Xan> Goddamnit.
<Ramus> Just a thought:
<Ramus> Or two actually.
<Ramus> 1. Have you ever gotten your hands on that lengendary wand of smite?
<Xan> No.
<Ramus> 2. Crawl hates me for this relay.

So let's see, kill history...
Died to an electric dart on floor 1. It was a OHKO.
Died to a steam dragon on some floor. It was a OHKO.
Died to wand of smite. It was two hits but I was in a hallway.

File to come soon.

Ramus:
http://rapidshare.com/files/224984338/Suika_Patch.rar.html

Anyway, Totaku, you're next, right? Beware of running into a Ramus ghost. He's been running around with a +4, +5 spear that returns to his hands when he throws it.

I'm going to take a break from this relay run. At least for a short while.

Edible:
Suika manages to be infinitely more moe than Patch.

Ramus:
I believe there's an 8-bit Patch. And a whole slew them in general:

Maid Xan~:
I'll sign up for controlling Suika.

EDIT: Here's my bones files. Not a threat to Patchouli, but possibly to Suika.

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=431f39350bcb6d52b64026cfc0611236e04e75f6e8ebb871

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