>Fine, let's try this differently
>Dismiss Rocket Launcher
>Reform Fear No Anvil
>If we can't stop time, let us make it feel like time has stopped
>Conjure Speed Goggles
>Speed Goggles are an item that you wear when you are going to speeds up to .4c (i.e. 40% of light speed). They allow you to see everything that you would perceive at a "normal" speed. However, this does make everything else look painfully slow, since in relation to you, they are. They attach securely so they won't be lost in a high speed blitz.
>See if we can accelerate to speeds that would be expressed as fractions of light.
>Try going at .2c with the speed goggles
>If we can, start smashing that fucking Apparation.
>Don't even bother with full fledged swings, just tap the guy with Fear No Anvil and allow the speed to do the work.