Author Topic: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!  (Read 53239 times)

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #300 on: April 27, 2010, 02:30:12 PM »
> You have enough time remaining to stop by someplace else, if you wish, and still get back to the fairy camp before the attack.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #301 on: April 27, 2010, 02:36:21 PM »
> Consider places worth visiting that aren't openly hostile to us.

(Whenever serious business is going down in a thread like this, few people actually want to post cause they don't want to mess things up massively. Just an FYI for the future.)

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #302 on: April 27, 2010, 02:44:09 PM »
>If none come up, consider heading home, fixing up a quick lunch for two, and making good on our threats to feed Meiling in exchange for martial arts datums.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #303 on: April 27, 2010, 03:29:37 PM »
(Whenever serious business is going down in a thread like this, few people actually want to post cause they don't want to mess things up massively. Just an FYI for the future.)

Okay, then this is a shout-out to any thread readers who feel this way: do stuff! Make things go hilariously wrong! Or hilariously right! There's no "wrong answer" to anything, though some might be inappropriate, and those I can filter out myself. Participation is better than lack thereof.

> Consider places worth visiting that aren't openly hostile to us.

> Oh, none are likely to be actively hostile, just... unwelcoming. The humans that live outside the village might even be welcoming, despite the tournament, or, perhaps, because of the tournament.

>If none come up, consider heading home, fixing up a quick lunch for two, and making good on our threats to feed Meiling in exchange for martial arts datums.

> You have the time if you hurry. If you want to quick-study off Meiling as well, you'll have to beat feet.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #304 on: April 27, 2010, 03:35:21 PM »
> Give podiatral units a good thrashing

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #305 on: April 27, 2010, 03:51:59 PM »
> You rush back home and fix the hell out of that lunch. Lunchbox in hand, you rush over to the SDM, where Meiling is dozing off at the gatehouse.
> "Zzzzmmph... Are you... hhhrrrgh.. retarded... zzzmmph... I'm *hiccup* goddamn... bat...zzz."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #306 on: April 27, 2010, 04:02:32 PM »
>"Lunchtime!"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #307 on: April 27, 2010, 04:09:07 PM »
> "WHERE'S HARVEY DENT?!" Meiling shoots up out of her seat, and looks around, bewildered. She finally manages to focus her eyes on you.
> "Oh. Sorry, I fell asleep. Did you say "lunch"?"

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #308 on: April 27, 2010, 04:12:30 PM »
>Briefly ponder if she should be envy or pitied for her dreams.
>Present lunchbox. "I did. I felt bad about earlier."
>Technically true. We did abuse her good nature for our own benefit overtly and covertly...

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #309 on: April 27, 2010, 05:22:34 PM »
>Contemplate Batman, Gensokyo style
>Consider demonstrating Nerd Rage stance after eating

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #310 on: April 27, 2010, 06:31:21 PM »
> "For...for me? Really? Then I gratefully accept, I was wondering where to get food for the day."
> She invites you into the gatehouse, where she sets the kettle to brew. It's something aromatic again, but not the same as last time. She gestures for you to sit in her chair, and she perches herself on a tiny stool.
> "Did you deal with the fairy all right?"

>Contemplate Batman, Gensokyo style
>Consider demonstrating Nerd Rage stance after eating

> You have not read Meiling's books, but they do sound quite exciting if they've made such an impression on their reader.
> Meiling can rightfully be called a strong opponent, whom Nerd Rage would force you to attack. She is likely to have many more moves than what she showed, and you do not know what she is really capable of.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #311 on: April 27, 2010, 09:30:09 PM »
>Examine inventory
>Examine quests
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Meiling's comic books
>Examine surroundings
>Examine examining itself

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #312 on: April 27, 2010, 09:45:32 PM »
> "Yeah.  I managed to catch up to the fairy and resolved the situation accordingly."
> "I'm sorry, but I can't stay for long.  I have an appointment that I can't miss."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #313 on: April 28, 2010, 02:20:33 AM »
>"Well, not as long as I would like. I was hoping you could show me a few more things. And, having you around does help scare off more opportunistic predators that would be interested in someone of my ranking."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #314 on: April 28, 2010, 02:59:40 AM »
> Resolve to stop pointing out to everyone that you are easy points to anyone with real combat ability

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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« Reply #315 on: April 28, 2010, 03:05:30 AM »
>Dismiss this resolution at once. The fact that we're easy points means it's literally not worth their time to bother with us, they'd only get a point or two at most.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #316 on: April 28, 2010, 03:27:11 AM »
> Give in to MPD while you solve this dilemma.  In the meantime, froth.  Or at least drool slackly.
> NOW LOOK HERE, you reckless subconscious element!  All it takes is one person reasoning that a few extra points never hurt and we're out for the count!  Or even just smacking us because they can, or for some perceived slight, etc. etc. etc.  We don't need to advertise that we're in the tournament, and as the element of surprise and a few extremely basic martial arts are all we have going for us, there's no reason to give away half of our arsenal!

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #317 on: April 28, 2010, 03:42:30 AM »
>Don't think it's possible to hide that we're in the tournament, given we've been marked by it and such. And if someone wants a few extra points, they're going to go after us whether it's worth it to them or not. The point is to dissuade the more rational peoples.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #318 on: April 28, 2010, 03:56:47 AM »
> Which begs the question: how can you tell if someone is in the tournament or not?
And if someone wants a few extra points, they're going to go after us whether it's worth it to them or not.
> Not sure what you mean by that.  Either way, it's a bad idea to punctuate every conversation we have with "by the way, I'm free points!"  You're basically asking for trouble.  Most of the people the shrine maidens attack just happen to present a good target; even knowing that there's a tournament on, it's still asking for a beatdown every time you advertise it.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #319 on: April 28, 2010, 04:07:26 AM »
>Actually, we're doing the exact opposite of advertising we're free points. Because the whole thing is based on a sliding scale; it's been stated if you're higher ranked than the opponent, you don't much of anything. And if someone is desperate enough to have a go at us for the one or two points we do have, there would be little to nothing we could do to dissuade them from trying it anyways. If we're hiding it, it seems more like we might actually be worth more than our abilities suggest, which just encourages predators. The point is, again, to dissuade those who aren't in it just to punch everyone they can get their fists on.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #320 on: April 28, 2010, 04:12:33 AM »
> If they're only going to get a few points, it might still be worth it for the single attack it'd take to get them.  You also assume far too much rationality present in the residents of Gensokyo.  "in it just to punch everyone" describes them pretty well.  Certainly, there are a few rational people we could talk to in this manner - say, Keine, perhaps - but most of the time it's just going to attract more attention than it's worth.
> Mumble incoherently

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #321 on: April 28, 2010, 04:19:40 AM »
> Ponder if Keine might be willing to team up with us if we found her

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #322 on: April 28, 2010, 07:40:52 AM »
>Examine inventory
>Examine quests
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Meiling's comic books
>Examine surroundings
>Examine examining itself

> Notable items in your possession:
>> Air Horn
>> Compass
>> Sunglasses
>> First Aid Kit
>> Money pouch with 30 money
>> Lunchbox with lunch for two

> You have one quest, self-assigned:
>> Mob Farming: Roll every mook you come across.

> Meiling is much the same as the last time you saw her. She still looks a bit drowzy, and keeps mumbling to herself.

> Meiling's comic books are carefully piled up next to her bed. Their glossy covers feature men and women in fantastic and wondrous costumes, occasionally fighting others like themselves.

> You are in Meiling's gatehouse, which also serves as her bedroom, living room and kitchen. Despite the lack of space, it's neat and cozy.

> You are able to observe objects and events and make value judgements on them. Your common sense and centuries of knowledge make your judgement better than most.

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> Re: showing abilities vs. not

> Indeed, you will not be worth much points to a powerful attacker, and, indeed, there are aggressive enough youkai, and even humans, that might not take a second thought before deciding to pummel you anyway. However, you can take at least one punch, maybe two, and you can always forfeit that particular fight.

> Ponder if Keine might be willing to team up with us if we found her

> Keine could certainly be sympathetic to your cause, but it is rare of her to just up and leave like that without giving detailed explanation and an exact return time. She could have an agenda of her own.

Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #323 on: April 28, 2010, 07:51:32 AM »
>"Say, hypothetically, a mob of angry weaklings were to attack you all at once, are there any good tactics, stances, or moves you could teach us to counter such a threat?  Hypothetically of course."
>Discuss Melee Versus Spell Card Tactics: Abridged Version.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #324 on: April 28, 2010, 08:49:07 AM »
>"As well, I think I could do with some lessons on vulnerable points. It is nice to know how to strike, but even better if I know what is best to target, and what needs to be defended."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #325 on: April 28, 2010, 07:33:44 PM »
>"Say, hypothetically, a mob of angry weaklings were to attack you all at once, are there any good tactics, stances, or moves you could teach us to counter such a threat?  Hypothetically of course."
>Discuss Melee Versus Spell Card Tactics: Abridged Version.

> Meiling looks at you thoughtfully.
> "I would worry about what you're insinuating with that remark..."
> Her expression brightens.
> "But if it's just hypothetical, then it's all right! First you've got to evaluate your enemies. Can they at all harm you, even slightly, no matter how weak they are? If so, then run like the mistress herself is after you and come back with friends, otherwise you'd be taken down just by attrition. Also see if you can judge a leader amongst them - usually these groups are riled up by one or two individuals, so taking them out breaks morale and induces doubt into the whole group."
> Meiling cocks her head.
> "There's a move that clears you some space and allows for a quick getaway, but it's more an intimidation tactic than anything else. At its core is a good kiai - the better your shout, the more enemies you can clear. If you strike a good, strong stance afterwards, the intimidation effect will linger, and the leaders of the mob will have to rile them up again before they can mount a good attack."
> "As for Spell Cards... Many are made for long- and medium-range combat, so moving in close already inconveniences a lot of them. From that point on it's a matter of you wearing down the Spell Card user before they can re-establish distance and retarget. There are a precious few, extremely rare, moves that can combat the Spell Card directly but..."
> Her expression becomes serious.
> "I would not teach you them, even if I did know them. I wouldn't want you to overestimate your abilities and dive head-first into a Spell Card you've never seen before. My advice - if you're up against a Spell Card, just run. You, my friend, I doubt will be ever strong enough to fight it."
> She lightens up suddenly and pats you on the head.
> "Don't know why I went on like that, your strength is fine as it is. Just leave the Spell Cards to the violent weirdoes, hmm? I wouldn't want to bring a nice girl like you into that unsavoury business."

>"As well, I think I could do with some lessons on vulnerable points. It is nice to know how to strike, but even better if I know what is best to target, and what needs to be defended."

> "Ah, that I can teach you. Protect all your squishy bits, your head and your chest."
> She gently pokes you in the abdomen, forehead and chest as she says so.
> "A course in pressure points would take far too long, I mean, look at all that!"
> She gestures to a large scroll that you hadn't noticed before - it has a precisely-drawn diagram of a human's anatomy, with detailed illustrations of hundreds of different pressure points all across the body, with descriptions of their effects.
> "But lots of them are where I just told you, so keep those defended, and you'll do fine."

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #326 on: April 28, 2010, 07:55:03 PM »
>"That sounds simple enough, in theory."
>Study the scroll for a bit. Ask about the more counter-intuitive points if needs be.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #327 on: April 28, 2010, 09:46:24 PM »
> You memorise the scroll perfectly, as usual. You can visualise it to every minute detail, which could certainly be handy in the future.
> There are points on the sole of the foot and on the inside of the mouth which could be hard to get to, but every point in theory makes sense. You note that it's not necessary that youkai will follow the same body construction, but most humanform ones should be at least similar.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #328 on: April 28, 2010, 10:13:01 PM »
> "I'm sorry Meiling, but I should probably get going now if I want to make that appointment.  Thanks for the new advice!"
> Head for where we left the fairies.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Face, meet fist. This is Akyu Quest!
« Reply #329 on: April 29, 2010, 03:47:44 AM »
>Actually, how much time do we have left? If there is time, let's absorb up some more learnin's first.