Ima let you all finish, but I just wanna to come in here and say that the next comic being Rumia in a surrealist drama is the best idea ever.
Rumia would be taking orders from the Supreme World Attending Multispectrum Intelligence (SWAMI), a talking orb that she found in the forest. Each issue, SWAMI would give her completely nonsensical orders, saying they must be done for the good of Gensokyo. One set of orders, for instance, would be "Break into the schoolhouse and take the ink from Keine's favorite pen. Go to the road to Youkai Mountain and wait. At exactly 3:07 PM, Nitori will walk by. Splash the ink upon her back. Then you must go to Scarlet Devil Library, and find the Unwritten Books section. Find the book entitled, 'This Ocean Mokou.' remove pages 23, 40, and 87. Return to school and place the first two pages where you found the ink bottle. Then immediately consume the third with soy sauce."
Rumia, being Rumia, would follow the orders of this talking orb without question. Along the way she would encounter and completely overlook difficult philosophical concepts, encounter personifications of the mind and gnaw on them in greeting, and generally just be a combination of completely adorable and a sillybutt in surreal and absurdist situations. For instance:
Panel One:
A Faceless Figure labeled Justice stands to the left of an immense doorway:
Justice:"To pass, you must expose my lies."
Panel Two:
A Faceless Figure labeled Deceit stands to the right of an immense doorway :
Deceit: "To pass, you must reduce my words to truth"
Panel Three
Rumia stands in front of them, arms outstretched and smiling:
Rumia: "Hi, I'm Rumia!"
Panel Four
Rumia bites Deceit
Deceit: "GYAAAAAAH!"
The final issue would be watching all of the things that Rumia has done set into place a a huge, chaos-butterfly like series of events that would culminate into something utterly inconsequential and dramatizing it, such as a certain hen laying an egg at a certain place while general chaos reigns around her.
As for the identity of SWAMI,
Yukari fooling around again we may never know.
This all being said,Subterranean Vice would also own. Just not as much.