Author Topic: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!  (Read 131969 times)

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #930 on: May 22, 2010, 06:21:36 AM »
> I don't think we want a repeat of the Gap incident anyway.
> "Do you have any leads or something yet?"
>It would be worth it for GODDESS POWERS! :D

> Yes...The gap incident was...interesting...to say the least. Perhaps creation would be worth it?

> "Unfortunately, no. All of our manpower is being used to keep the peace."

>"...Yes. It's important for the investigation."
>Sage nod.
>Make a mental note of what the phrase means for future use.

> "I'll grant it to Patchouli. She's certainly trustworthy enough."

> You nod in a wise manner.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #931 on: May 22, 2010, 06:23:50 AM »
>"Okay, but she gets to delegate it to me when it's okay."
>Look to Patchy, "Let's go track it down!"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #932 on: May 22, 2010, 06:32:15 AM »
>"Okay, but she gets to delegate it to me when it's okay."
>Look to Patchy, "Let's go track it down!"

> "...I believe we gave it to her because she could be trusted. Not because she would give it to children."

> "Alright, alright. Just calm down. We'll start in the library and follow Koakuma's contract."
> The GPS begins to beep some more.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #933 on: May 22, 2010, 07:28:39 AM »
>"Kay."
>Check the GPS. Because fuck Shinki, if she's going to be a jerk at us, we'll be one right back.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #934 on: May 22, 2010, 03:37:40 PM »
>"Kay."
>Check the GPS. Because fuck Shinki, if she's going to be a jerk at us, we'll be one right back.

> You check the GPS. Another mail from Nitori!

> "This is extremely urgent! My time machine didn't go according to plan! I can't fit an explanation in 150 characters, so you need to get to my lab right away!"

Serela

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #935 on: May 22, 2010, 03:59:10 PM »
>"...I wonder if Nitori's time machine malfunctioning has something to do with all the magic drain. Because she just told me that it is, and that she needs me right away."
>Craaaap. At least we have a lead, though!
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #936 on: May 22, 2010, 04:06:48 PM »
>"...I wonder if Nitori's time machine malfunctioning has something to do with all the magic drain. Because she just told me that it is, and that she needs me right away."
>Craaaap. At least we have a lead, though!

> "Hmm...Perhaps we'll take a look."

> Indeed.
> Yukari pokes her head out of a gap.
> "Need a lift?"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #937 on: May 22, 2010, 04:32:42 PM »
>"Yeah Yukari, that'd be great! Patchouli, wanna come?"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #938 on: May 22, 2010, 05:15:00 PM »
>"Yeah Yukari, that'd be great! Patchouli, wanna come?"

> "Obviously. Please, Yukari. If you don't mind, of course."

> You are tossed into the Kappa village. Patchy gracefully hovers down. You come crashing down into the ground.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #939 on: May 22, 2010, 05:18:20 PM »
> Quickly!  Run to Nitori's and burst through the door in an epic manner!

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #940 on: May 22, 2010, 05:27:35 PM »
>Burst through the door as soon as we get to Nitori's
>"Am I late?" 8)

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #941 on: May 22, 2010, 05:53:14 PM »
> Quickly!  Run to Nitori's and burst through the door in an epic manner!
>Burst through the door as soon as we get to Nitori's
>"Am I late?" 8)

> "Yes!"
> The workshop is in ruins, and her time machine has been reduced to rubble. You can't help but notice the skidmarks on the floor.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #942 on: May 22, 2010, 06:20:30 PM »
>Oops
>"So what be the problem?

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #943 on: May 22, 2010, 06:23:08 PM »
> "That is, just what happened here, besides the obvious of 'disaster'? "

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #944 on: May 22, 2010, 06:52:17 PM »
>"Oh god, someone's going to become their own grandma, aren't they?!"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #945 on: May 22, 2010, 06:56:42 PM »
>Oops
>"So what be the problem?
> "That is, just what happened here, besides the obvious of 'disaster'? "

> "The me from the future that was given the advanced intelligence via giving it to younger me decided that she'd prefer world domination! She destroyed the Delorean and took the flux capacitor. Finally, she modified it to call forward a parallel universe! If she can complete the device, then two dimensions will meld and collapse! I-If we don't stop me, it's all over!"

>"Oh god, someone's going to become their own grandma, aren't they?!"

> "No idea!"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #946 on: May 22, 2010, 06:58:49 PM »
> "Oh God DAMMIT."
> "Patchy, it looks like we've got bigger fish to fry."
> "Nitori.  Do you have any idea where future you went?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #947 on: May 22, 2010, 07:02:44 PM »
> "Why do mad scientists always desire world domination? Why not world peace? Or ending world hunger? Always domination...."

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Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #948 on: May 22, 2010, 07:03:18 PM »
> "Oh God DAMMIT."
> "Patchy, it looks like we've got bigger fish to fry."
> "Nitori.  Do you have any idea where future you went?"

> "Indeed. I have no idea what's more important...Making sure Koakuma doesn't fade away...or making sure the universe doesn't collapse..."
> Patchouli begins to think deeply.

> "Well, you can follow the trail of fiery skidmarks. Or..."
> She pulls out her GPS.
> "This is a specialized GPS I made to track myself if I ever became obsessed and evil. It is yours!"
> She hands you the TRACKER.

> Why do mad scientists always desire world domination? Why not world peace? Or ending world hunger? Always domination....

> "As soon as you people learn that all mad scientists are evil, you'll never be safe."

Serela

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #949 on: May 22, 2010, 07:06:58 PM »
>"Well... future Nitori sounds like she's probably the one using all the magic anyway! But even if she isn't... the universe is pretty important."
>"You made a GPS... to track yourself... in case you ever... what."
>Take the tracker and stare incredulously, because what.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #950 on: May 22, 2010, 07:09:53 PM »
>"Well... future Nitori sounds like she's probably the one using all the magic anyway! But even if she isn't... the universe is pretty important."
>"You made a GPS... to track yourself... in case you ever... what."
>Take the tracker and stare incredulously, because what.

> "I doubt it."

> "The cunning Kappa must be cunning!"
> You take it curiously. It's...not everyday this happens.

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #951 on: May 22, 2010, 07:15:19 PM »
>Then use the thing.
>"I hate time travel so much. You don't even know."

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #952 on: May 22, 2010, 07:31:28 PM »
>Then use the thing.
>"I hate time travel so much. You don't even know."

> It registers...6 Nitori? Three of which appear to be here...

> "Oh, I know."

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #953 on: May 22, 2010, 07:33:52 PM »
>Look around for other Nitora. "There's three of 'em here, it says... I guess one is you?"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #954 on: May 22, 2010, 07:34:17 PM »
>"Umm, I really hope this thing is malfunctioning."
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #955 on: May 22, 2010, 08:09:07 PM »
>"Wait. If we beat you up right now, wouldn't that stop all the future versions of yourself from getting anywhere?"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #956 on: May 22, 2010, 08:47:11 PM »
>Look around for other Nitora. "There's three of 'em here, it says... I guess one is you?"

> She looks around quickly.
> "Uh...Uhm...Maybe."

>"Umm, I really hope this thing is malfunctioning."

> "It isn't, no."
> She looks around and realizes her mistake.
> "Y-Yes it is! Yup. 100% malfunctioning. Yessir."

>"Wait. If we beat you up right now, wouldn't that stop all the future versions of yourself from getting anywhere?"

> "B-but I'm not from the future!"

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #957 on: May 22, 2010, 08:50:37 PM »
Oh shit. This probably isn't the Nitori we want. But let's not let her know that.

>"Hmm, maybe we should check, to make sure."
>Start looking around for other Nitoris.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #958 on: May 22, 2010, 09:02:45 PM »
>"Only one way to find out! What's the secret word I told you before?"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless Quest! Disk 3!
« Reply #959 on: May 22, 2010, 09:19:03 PM »
Oh shit. This probably isn't the Nitori we want. But let's not let her know that.

>"Hmm, maybe we should check, to make sure."
>Start looking around for other Nitoris.

> "W-why are you looking around here? There aren't any Nitorans here!"

> You look around. You hear a "bang" from the basement.

>"Only one way to find out! What's the secret word I told you before?"

> "Errr...Cucumbers?"