ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[Esifex]

Elbows in peanut butter. GO

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

Vuvuzela insertions. Unf unf unBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :bzzz: BV

[Suikama]

Vuvuzela insertions. Unf unf unBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. :bzzz: BV

:bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz:

[Toasty]

You don't know about my group, don't you? :<

Also, I like it blocky. Smooth is boring and square I hope you're not square.

I wish someone would help my group out ;_;

I'm round and smooth at all resolutions. :smug:

[Moerin]

:bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz::bzzz:

[Iryan]

I think I may develop a fetish for people murdering people who overuse vuvuzelas.

 :flamingv:

[Gpop]

I have a fetish for getting a 95 on ethics for doing absolutely nothing~.

I think I may develop a fetish for people murdering people who overuse vuvuzelas.

 :flamingv:

I think Moerin would like to have a word with you now.

[Moerin]

I just have a fetish for murder in general. >.>

...No, seriously, I have a weird obsession with serial killers and murderers, amongst other unwholesome subjects.  Then again I never claimed to be anything other than really weird, so... Yeah~

[チソウ タイゼン]

@Nat Tea

What's wrong with synth musicians and pixel artists? I happen to be both!

[Toasty]

I just have a fetish for murder in general. >.>

...No, seriously, I have a weird obsession with serial killers and murderers, amongst other unwholesome subjects.  Then again I never claimed to be anything other than really weird, so... Yeah~

Don't tell me you also have a fetish for dictatorships. If so, I may have to brofist you.  :V

[Teewee]

Not the most ridiculous, but can't Sakuya's control of time and space... well... make things..

...

...never mind :ohdear:

to make boobs bigger therefore making moot the PAD meme?
Also, touhousexuality  :ohdear:

[Nat Tea]

@Nat Tea

What's wrong with synth musicians and pixel artists? I happen to be both!

I never said there was anything wrong with them, I said there was something wrong with me near them. I get all... giggly. And obsessive.

Spoiler:

Do you really really really really really want to join my group as a pixel artist? :< PM me and say hi. Don't say I didn't warned you.

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[Alice★f]

OS + Browser Info

I have a fetish for Windows ME

Something about unstable lolis with a quadrochromia is very mmmm..... sexy....

[dustyjo]

Pajamas <3

[KOA]

Explosions.

[Esifex]

Pajamas <3

Ridiculous fetishes, not awesome fetishes.

[Spidere]

Pajamas <3

I'm in my jammies almost anytime I'm alone in my home.

...I'll be keeping both locks on both of my doors locked from now on.

[dustyjo]

You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V

and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast

[Spidere]

You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V

and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast

Well, it lacks buttons, thankfully. :V

Good. I could use some eggs right about now...

[E-Nazrin]

Ridiculous fetishes, not awesome fetishes.

These are not mutually exclusive.

Few things are!

[IBakaChan]

BUTLER FETISH.

There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.

The good kind of goosebumps.

[Nobu]

BUTLER FETISH.

There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.

The good kind of goosebumps.

Run, Helepolis, run!

[Prody]

If you want people to say stuff related to obeying you just play some RTS games

[JT]

BUTLER FETISH.

There is something about men dressed in black saying "Yes, my lord." that gives me goosebumps.

The good kind of goosebumps.

I have this same thing, but with maids. :justasplanned:

While I'm here: I also have a Reina Tanaka/cross-eyes fetish.

Reina Tanaka dressed as a maid = singularity of awesome

[IBakaChan]

You should be okay as long as they're not the long sleeved kind that button up in the front :V

and even so, I'd probably just brush your hair and make you some breakfast

Tip:
Read Kuroshitsuji.
(SHOTA-BOY WITH OVERSIZED PAJAMA YES PLZ)

[OkashiiKisei]

I have a fetish for Nintendo announcing godly games.

This year's E3 was the best porn I've seen in my life.

[IBakaChan]

I have this same thing, but with maids. :justasplanned:

AWESOME.

[dustyjo]

SHOTA

No.

[Moerin]

Tip:
Read Kuroshitsuji.
(SHOTA-BOY WITH OVERSIZED PAJAMA YES PLZ)

...I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. >.>

Oh well, another thing to add to my backlog, then~

[Toasty]

I have a fetish for not having fetishes, which is incredibly depressing as the only way to enjoy it is to not enjoy it at all.