ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[MysTeariousYukari]

My back... sometimes my back feels like it's on fire, but only certain points. I scratche those points and when the burning feeling passes... well... *insert the biggest and cheesiest smile ever made ever*

[Bias Bus]

Chubby girls
Pregnancy
Vore (Hard or Soft, doesn't matter)
Unbirth
Egg Laying
Bestality

I would suppose Eldritch Horrors raping the masses would fall under Bestality, but...

[Alfred F. Jones]

Hey, Ruro... Was Jandere.jpg the first bandage-y picture you drew? Even if it isn't, I'd be happy to see more~ I'm partial to those too, since I wear them often myself. I never really thought of it as a fetish, but I guess it kinda is.

Not the first one, but certainly the first one I've ever bothered to scan, yes. And considering that you seem to share it too... hmm, I wonder if it has any link to the sanguinarian stuff. We share quite a few odd tastes

And I like nice hats. I think Touhou has given me a fetish for nice hats. See: Keine, Shikieiki.

Oh, whoops, forgot this.

I have a thing for guys in the military.

_{and manly men in general oh god im a freak}  :ohdear:

Uniforms are hot. See: Shikieiki. And manly men are <3~~~~~~~~

Manly men make me feel straight ヽ(?ー｀)ﾉ

[MysTeariousYukari]

Uniforms are kinda cool for me, can be hawt pending on the use, the uniform, ect... Sikieiki and Sakuya are prime examples of the good side, Sakuya also being the hawt, Siki being the lovable side.

[lumber_of_the_beast]

I'm nearly omnifetishistic. Guro and scat don't do it for me, but beyond that, anything can turn me on if it's presented in a sufficiently sexual context.

Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation
Oviposition
Noncon
Bondage
Reverse traps
Anal

contact info right over there, drop me an IM if you'd like to play~

[E-Nazrin]

I have a fetish for commodities.
But I swear I'm trying to get over it.

This is the best post in the thread and I do not believe it will be topped.

[UncertainJakutten]

To be fair, I was only playing off UK's post on literal fetishes.

And for that matter, mine would be a golden crucifix my father gave me and a WWII veteran's keychain from my grandfather.


But you know, girls with glasses, and maids? Boy, those are awesome too.

Apparently you should love me forever. I just prefer wearing my contacts ;

Now, to be more serious, would I get in trouble for reproducing my old fetish list? I won't if I would.

[Suikama]

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

[P♂ zeal]

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

Nothing turns out as intended in CPMC
NOTHING

[Cadmas]

Guro don't do it for me.

We will have to fix that.

Recent:
Spidergirls
Impregnation
Oviposition
Noncon
Bondage
Reverse traps
Anal

The list will grow.

contact info right over there, drop me an IM if you'd like to play~

If only you were a female. I would be all over dat.  :V

[dustyjo]

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

...uh



YEAH I WAS TOTALLY JOKING ABOUT THAT HAHAHAHA


^{_{I wish I liked normal things ;_;}}

[Aoshi-shi]

Blonds.

Blonds are hot.  :V

[Bias Bus]

You know this was intended to be a joke fetish topic, and not really an actual fetish one :V

Welp.

Although, I don't really care that you all know my fetishes now.

[COPIRIGHTO]

I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair

Blonds.

Blonds are hot.  :V

*Brofist

[Alfred F. Jones]

I enjoy green hair

Well, whaddya know, another grass fetishist! :]

[lumber_of_the_beast]

If only you were a female. I would be all over dat.  :V

Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!

...maybe I should try being a trap...

[Sapz]

Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!

...maybe I should try being a trap...

Quick get rid of that post before Moerin sees it :ohdear:

[Greyn]

Quick get rid of that post before Moerin sees it :ohdear:

Sanitize that quote before he sees it.

[HakureiSM]

I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair

SCREW THE GROUND YOU SICK FUCK

i keed :smug :

Quick save that post until Moerin sees it

fix'd

[Barrakketh]

Besides, many glasses these days are anti-glare and such; mine are, so I never have issues with that--

I love my glasses, but I do have one problem with them, and that is that they fog up.  You might think that is a rare occurrence, but that isn't so.  See, once you introduce high humidity and/or cold weather to a helmet your vision goes to hell in a hand-basket.  I have a permanent solution to the helmet visor fogging up, but that won't work on glasses.

I think if I ever started wearing contacts (oh god do I hate putting things in or near my eyes, even eye drops) I'd end up getting lenses that aren't intended to correct vision made and keep wearing my glasses :V

Uh...I like dress shirts.  Partially or completely unbuttoned, but it shouldn't show off too much because some things are better left to the imagination (at least temporarily ).

[dustyjo]

I'm a bit of a masochist and I enjoy green hair

same but long black hair is better

[MysTeariousYukari]

Long Black, Blonde, unusual colors such as Red or Blue(oh god Blue hair :*) hair FTW. I sure am picky, aren't I? xD

[Matsuri]

I love my glasses, but I do have one problem with them, and that is that they fog up.  You might think that is a rare occurrence, but that isn't so.  See, once you introduce high humidity and/or cold weather to a helmet your vision goes to hell in a hand-basket.  I have a permanent solution to the helmet visor fogging up, but that won't work on glasses.

I think if I ever started wearing contacts (oh god do I hate putting things in or near my eyes, even eye drops) I'd end up getting lenses that aren't intended to correct vision made and keep wearing my glasses :V

Yeah, having fogged-up glasses is really irritating; especially after you get out of the shower and want to be able to see what you're doing while combing your hair or brushing your teeth. x_x

Before getting the glasses I have now, I decided that I never wanted to wear glasses again, so I'd give contacts a try.

I didn't even last a week. They feel so weird! Kind of like an eyelash permanently stuck in your eye.

[HakureiSM]

I remember my mother tried contacts some 3 or 4 years ago.

One night she forgot to take them off to sleep and woke up with one of them lost in the back of her eye inside her skull and there was blood and pus and shit and her eye was all swollen.

Yeah, she decided glasses were safer :v

[Jana]

We share quite a few odd tastes

...Well, even if we don't agree on glasses, there is quite a bit of overlap. I guess blood and bandages can go hand in hand after all as well~

And I like nice hats.

Maybe I should say I like impressive headgear and hair. Not really a sexual thing, but certainly attractive.

Manly men make me feel straight ヽ(?ー｀)ﾉ

Can I say the same about girly girls and still feel similar to you, Ruro? Cuz I'm only into men if they can really pull off not looking like men. :|

[Moerin]

Curses! Betrayed by my anatomy once more!

...maybe I should try being a trap...

What're you doing later, sweet thing~?  Ufufu~

Also, right there with you all about the uniforms thing (and bandages, oh god I have this weird fetish for "damaged" girls).  Mmmm, yes... Although as for the manly man thing, uh... Never been a fan of musclebound bruisers, to be honest.  Ew...

[lumber_of_the_beast]

What're you doing later, sweet thing~?

You, I'd hope~

[Barrakketh]

Yeah, having fogged-up glasses is really irritating; especially after you get out of the shower and want to be able to see what you're doing while combing your hair or brushing your teeth. x_x

It's a bigger issue when you're on a motorcycle in traffic   Especially at a stop.

Combing my hair is the least of my concern.  Also, I keep my hair pretty short because trying to do anything with it is a pointless endeavor.

Before getting the glasses I have now, I decided that I never wanted to wear glasses again, so I'd give contacts a try.

I didn't even last a week. They feel so weird! Kind of like an eyelash permanently stuck in your eye.

It can take up to a month or more to get used to them.  It also depends on the materials.

Glasses got a lot more comfortable when I switched to a titanium frame.  I'm not sure how much weight I saved since I got high index lenses, but I imagine that the frame was where most of the weight on the old ones were at.

and bandages, oh god I have this weird fetish for "damaged" girls

So I take it Ryomou, Rei, and Abiru (from SZS) are high on your list?

Does sarashi count?

[Valentinya]

Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you. The deepest of your deepest desires. The stuff that will awaken every single one of your primodial reproductive instincts at the same time with just a single afterthought.

Well I don't think I have any hardcore fetishes though. My biggest fetish is definitely thigh highs. It doesn't even have to be zettai ryouki. I just love thigh highs in general. One of my other fetishes is girls with red hair.

Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3

Well I do like some manly guys, but I just find I like girly men and traps more then manly men most of the time. Depends on the guy I guess.

That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.

I guess that must be why so many people tell me I look better with my glasses on then

Putting on my glasses makes me feel like a moron, though D:

Ruka said I looked all right with them on, but I try to avoid them whenever possible. It's also part of a pet peeve (sometimes when I take photos of other people, their glasses catch the reflection of my flash). Glasses are an annoyance. :|

Though, in class, I pretty much always have to wear glasses. I sit too far away to be able to see the board at the front of the class very well. :<

I used to never wear mine back in high school except for taking notes in class. But eventually not being able to see very far became a huge annoyance. So I just wear my glasses all the time now.

[ES-Anthy]

Oh, and traps. I also enjoy making girly guys dress up as girls. I'm really looking forward to seeing your punishment pictures Nobu~<3

FFFFFFf Dammit you just reminded me about that.

Time to harass Nobu more