Author Topic: ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes. (Read 39661 times)

Solais · « **Reply #570 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:24:00 AM »

I have a fetish for breathing air. It's so strong of a fetish that I can't even live without doing it whenever I can!

Gpop · « **Reply #571 on:** April 15, 2010, 01:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Solais on April 15, 2010, 10:24:00 AM

I have a fetish for living. It's so strong of a fetish that I can't even live without doing it whenever I can!

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #572 on:** April 16, 2010, 12:09:27 AM »

dustyjo · « **Reply #573 on:** April 16, 2010, 08:01:52 PM »

I have a fetish for being depressed

Nobu · « **Reply #574 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:41:20 AM »

The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.

But for some reason, stripteasing doesn't really do it for me..?

Suikama · « **Reply #575 on:** April 17, 2010, 04:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Nobu~♪ on April 17, 2010, 04:41:20 AM

The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.

But for some reason, stripteasing doesn't really do it for me..?

casual nudity pool on danbooru :3

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #576 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:40:44 AM »

Haggling is the hottest goddamn thing, I swear.

Spidere · « **Reply #577 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:43:51 AM »

Quote from: Hoboverlord Purvis on April 17, 2010, 05:40:44 AM

Haggling is the hottest goddamn thing, I swear.

Purvis working at a pawn shop:

"I'll give you this for $63.47."
"Hmm...Could we go to $58.47?"
*Purvis turns around*
UNF UNF UNF

:derp:

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #578 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:50:44 AM »

Why would I turn around?

Spidere · « **Reply #579 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:51:59 AM »

Quote from: Hoboverlord Purvis on April 17, 2010, 05:50:44 AM

Why would I turn around?

To preserve some form of decenc-

Oh yeah...

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #580 on:** April 17, 2010, 06:19:59 AM »

Quote from: Nobu~♪ on April 17, 2010, 04:41:20 AM

The newest chapter of sweet dreams made me realize something. People casually stripping/changing clothes/being naked is hot. So is someone being extremely embarrassed removing their clothes too.

YES YES PUT MORE ON LATER FOR ADDED EFFECT.

imagining stripping down 15 layers of furcoating, sweaters, and Tshirts

Serela · « **Reply #581 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:13:03 PM »

Quote from: ♛Alstroemeria on April 17, 2010, 06:19:59 AM

imagining stripping down 15 layers of furcoating, sweaters, and Tshirts

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THEM OFF?! D:

All those clothes on makes them so attractive you don't even know; don't take it off, put it on~

Tengukami · « **Reply #582 on:** April 17, 2010, 03:36:07 PM »

What makes stripping unappealing to me is the whole buying women thing. Guess I'm old fashioned, but I prefer someone to undress for me because they want to rather than because they need the money.

Nobu · « **Reply #583 on:** April 17, 2010, 05:37:23 PM »

Quote from: ☯Tengukami☯ on April 17, 2010, 03:36:07 PM

What makes stripping unappealing to me is the whole buying women thing. Guess I'm old fashioned, but I prefer someone to undress for me because they want to rather than because they need the money.

I was talking less about stripping as the profession and more just in general, including when its someone wanting to undress for you. But yeah, I feel you on that sentiment anyway.

orinrin · « **Reply #584 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:13:42 PM »

Did anyone mention tsunderes?

Nobu · « **Reply #585 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:16:56 PM »

Quote from: SUPREME♥ボガス on April 17, 2010, 09:13:42 PM

Did anyone mention tsunderes?

I-I-It's not like I get off on you or anything! :blush:

Moerin · « **Reply #586 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:18:23 PM »

I prefer yanderes myself. Where's the fun without a little risk~?

Tengukami · « **Reply #587 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:45:13 PM »

Dating yanderes in real life is not fun. At all.

"Hey, did you empty the dishwasher?"

"Oops, sorry. I forgot."

"That's alright, I was just GRRRRARRRRRRGH I HATE YOU AND YOUR MORNING BREATH MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR SMUG FACE YOU JACKASS!"

"W-what?"

"I mean, just remember to empty it next time, kay?"

Moerin · « **Reply #588 on:** April 17, 2010, 10:03:01 PM »

Well, it's more of a fantasy about someone unpredictable, I guess. I realise that it'd be terrible to put up with in real life... But I guess it's just an unrealistic and exagerrated extension of other things I find attractive in women or something.

Or maybe I'm just a sucker for abuse when it comes from a pretty face. Sigh...

Toasty · « **Reply #589 on:** April 17, 2010, 10:42:03 PM »

I've met a real life tsundere. I liked her for a bit, but getting called stupid, dork, dummy, moron, and so on does a very good job of convincing oneself they actually might hate you. Even after a couple nice chats during lunch leading to a brief friendship, I still got called various names and teased. Suffice to say, I no longer find tsundere to be cute at all.

Spidere · « **Reply #590 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Yuusha-oh SuBaRu~♥ on April 17, 2010, 09:18:23 PM

I prefer yanderes myself. Where's the fun without a little risk~?

Nobu · « **Reply #591 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:33:36 PM »

Sometimes I think people confuse 'yandere' with a dynamic or spontaneous personality. I love personalities that have some depth to them, but not when that depth is trying to chop my head off.

orinrin · « **Reply #592 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:40:00 PM »

What about a glasses fetish?

Serela · « **Reply #593 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:40:35 PM »

Quote from: Nobu~♪ on April 17, 2010, 11:33:36 PM

I love personalities that have some depth to them, but not when that depth is trying to chop my head off.

Oh man that sounds hott :*

where's the nearest guillotine :]

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #594 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:45:13 PM »

While tsunderes are ccute in their own right (and yanderes can be endearing sometimes), motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too (Shinki-sama~).

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #595 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:53:59 PM »

Quote from: OkashiiKisei on April 17, 2010, 11:45:13 PM

motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too

* Rou notes a potential case of Oedipus syndrome.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #596 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Neo★Serela on April 17, 2010, 11:40:35 PM

Oh man that sounds hott :*

where's the nearest guillotine :]

Toasty · « **Reply #597 on:** April 17, 2010, 11:56:17 PM »

Quote from: OkashiiKisei on April 17, 2010, 11:45:13 PM

While tsunderes are ccute in their own right (and yanderes can be endearing sometimes), motherly, protective, caring figures can be very lovable too (Shinki-sama~).

Sure, motherly types can be nice, but being taken care of doesn't suit me. I prefer someone a bit more eccentric, with a good sense of humor. Life is more fun that way. (......marisa?)

Also, agreeing with rou here. *offers okashii a cigar*

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #598 on:** April 18, 2010, 12:16:13 AM »

Quote from: Roukanken on April 17, 2010, 11:53:59 PM

* Rou notes a potential case of Oedipus syndrome.

Curse you, accidental innuendo!

Quote from: Toast ☱☷ on April 17, 2010, 11:56:17 PM

Sure, motherly types can be nice, but being taken care of doesn't suit me. I prefer someone a bit more eccentric, with a good sense of humor. Life is more fun that way. (......marisa?)

That is a good point though... you can have lots of lulz with each other if your love interest is a genki girl :V

HakureiSM · « **Reply #599 on:** April 18, 2010, 01:07:52 AM »

I wish Subaru was my mother. sigh.

Author Topic: ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes. (Read 39661 times)

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