I have the fetish for the :V.
Why? This fetish goes beyond rational thought and comprehension as the words for describing where this fetish comes from goes well beyond any words that any language can describe outside of the idea that it's indescribable... which at the same time it is not because it can be described as indescribable thus... putting the actual word indescribable into question. But aside from that point I shall try to explain my fetish to :V into as close as I can explain with the vocabulary I have at the top of my head.
You see, :V is a smiley. Not just a smiley though, it's a smiley with a V and a colon. That colon is... two dots. Just... two dots of.... DOTS. But they're not just two dots, they're two dots over each other! It contains such beauty, and meaning with that as well! The very idea of the colon is that it could describe the meaning of the word before it if it chose too! It could even list things related to the manner before it. Such use this punctuation has in grammar, yet it is not appreciated enough. Some people ask "Well then why not use the ;?" Well that thing there is not two dots over a dot! That looks like some guy got lazy on that bottom dot and slipped his hand! You do NOT get lazy with PERFECTION! Not only that but it has completely different meaning! It takes what seems like two sentences and divides them. Why not just use that... INSIGNIFICANT dot without a dot over it that we all call a period for that!? Why the mockery inferior version of the DOT OVER DOT!? Such madness is allowed in every day life, it's just... INSANE! But... colon still exists, ohoho. Colon will never be dominated by that "SEMI, IMPERFECT, colon." Colon remains superior. But... then... this here colon was combined with... even more. It... was brought beyond perfection.
It... was combined with a V. That beautiful consonant of a letter! Was it coincidence my last name begins with a V? I think not, no it was destiny. DESTINY OF Vs! And such beautiful noise it makes... the vibrating. Oooohhhoo.... the vibrating. Man. That is just... well, quite frankly. Wondrous. It makes anything it goes with... sound... just stupendous. Veronica, Very, Viewtiful, Van, Veteran, Vital... Veronica knows how very vital the viewtiful veteran's van is! Now if you could get rid of knows, how, the, and is, it would be even better, but not make sense because of the limitations of language. Get rid of the eronica ery ital iewtiful eteran's an, and you get an even more vivid (Oh yes, TWO Vs) sense of BEAUTY! S, Th, Z, F, or any other consistent noise making type of thing can't be as marv...elous as that letter. Oh... yes... veeeee.
But yes... I digress, the combination of it. The combination, of.... :... and V. It... It makes... :V! Merely staring right now in it's text form is enough.... to make an insane man sane. And make me lose control of the keyboard because I cannot handle such splendor feeling at looking at that there :V! Just look... as it's eyes are... diagonal shape. And they stare. They stare into you, looking for whether you truly are worthy to stare back. They look into you and know what you've done, are doing, and will do. Such... glorious power within one... little... smiley. These words cannot describe the feeling off of this. And such wondrous context you can use it for. SUCH WONDROUS CONTEXT! No description exists to explain the type of emotion that :V conveys. No, rather it conveys an emotion only able to be known by seeing it. You can come close to words describing it, sure, but you can never pass off the exact idea you would get if you were to see the smiley. And it's opened mouth. IT'S OPENED IN AN ANGLE! The same type of angle you'd expect from a <. You see that? Lesser than! Meaning that the subject IS LESSER THAN :V!
And even that cannot give you enough of a grasp to get you as far into the knowledge of the fetish of colonvee. Nothing can.
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In other news I made a
lament for :V if he were to ever leave or be unusable in the near future. Which we all know will not happen any time soon.
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Suikama> Wow. Have some colonvee for your trouble :V :V :getdown: :V
