ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[Tengukami]

The question is moot. Byakuren waxes. It's on the wiki. Look it up if you don't believe me.

[Cadmas]

and a gradient moustache.

Now all I can think about is Byakuren with a gradient Hitler stache. Thanks a lot. 

[JT]

The question is moot. Byakuren waxes. It's on the wiki. Look it up if you don't believe me.

LIES AND SUBTERFUGE

[Tengukami]

I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.

[OkashiiKisei]

I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.

The gradient hair being real or that Byakuren waxes? I can't find the waxing thing...

Though, if Byakuren can manipulate her physical capabilities, can't she just make her hair stop growing on her legs etc.? :V

[Nobu]

The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.

[OkashiiKisei]

The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.

*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*

[Slaves]

*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*

* Nobu's snake was there to protect him.

*  YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

[dustyjo]

I am a criminal because I like loli.

[Chainsaw Guitar]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

I have a soft spot for big girls too. Most likely because of Azumanga Daioh.

BTW, how tall do you guys think Meiling/Komachi/Okuu are? :3

[Toasty]

I'm not going to even try and estimate their heights. I'm sure there was a chart somewhere that ranked meiling as rather tall, though.

Anyways, all my childhood I was always denouncing the evils of big breasts and bottoms (and pretty much anything else that came with the standard sexy woman, including flowing blonde hair). They were sexy and disgusting (kid mentality). As a result, today I like smaller chests, smaller bottoms, and shorter hair. Also, I have never been able to identify people by facial features alone, so I used hair and clothing. Now I have standards of sexy haircuts and clothing. I used to have a thing for giantesses as well, but my tastes have shrunk down to people that are the same size as me.

On a side note, I hate blue eyes. They terrify me. It's the total opposite of a fetish.

Edit: Poking head in to say that I like girls that are insane. Huge plus if they're a time traveler, esper, or alien. Normal people are a bland, corroded dime a boring dozen.

[Moerin]

I have a soft spot for big girls too. Most likely because of Azumanga Daioh.

I'm... Not sure that's what he meant by "giantesses".  I think he meant something more like this:

...To be honest, I'd trade places with either of them, ufufu~

Um... Someone mentioned cosplay fetish earlier, I think, but... Mmmm, yes~<3  Especially if they can pull it off well~

[Bias Bus]

The REAL question is whether or not Shinki has an ahoge Down There.

No. I've checked.

*tears out Nobu's spine through his rear and proceeds to strangle Nobu with it*

* Nobu's snake was there to protect him.

*  YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

Silly Okashii. We maybe brothers under the light of our goddess, but you still have alot to learn on the art of murder.

Clearly, you could have used the snake as your medium of violence. But...you're still learnin'...

[Alfred F. Jones]

I'm pretty sure it's canon. ZUN also brings this up in the UFO interview.

If it's this interview you're talking about, I can't find it.

_{I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x}

[Slaves]

ZUN told me that it was true when he visited NY. it was right after bkub came and bought all my hentai doujins.

[Dead Princess Sakana]

all my hentai doujins.

Why haven't we seen those yet? You owe us some answers, Slaves!

[JT]

If it's this interview you're talking about, I can't find it.

_{I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x}

Protip: he was joking

[Slaves]

Why haven't we seen those yet? You owe us some answers, Slaves!

you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).

[JT]

you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).

Oh you're the guys who did Pregnant Mom Boxing Pageant 9: Hell on Wheels, right? Shit blew my mind.

[Nobu]

> Rise avvie

Dammit JT, stop being awesome :|

[HakureiSM]

_{I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x}

No no no you will complete this research with detailed data and post the results for us to see.
There's nothing to be ashamed of. :>

[Moerin]

_{I am hesitant to hit the "post" button on this because I don't want people to know how frantically I am searching for this purported canon information on Byakuren's legs. :x}

Byakuren has hairy legs.  This is canon, ZUN just forgot to write it down where you could find it.  Like, totally~

>.> <.<

[OkashiiKisei]

Byakuren has hairy legs.  This is canon, ZUN just forgot to write it down where you could find it.  Like, totally~

>.> <.<

Her ZUN-art portrait says otherwise.

[Moerin]

Forgot to draw it, too.  Oh, that crazy ZUN~

[Hello Purvis]

you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).

I'm still waiting on that copy you said you were gonna mail me.

[Bias Bus]

you'll have to contact my circle's head. my circle's name is HIP☆BLAST, fyi. you may know us for our insanely popular doujin, GOD BURGER III: SEX IN SPACE!(adult onry).

You little shit. How dare you not inform me of this sooner!

* Erebus brand hate mail INBOUND

[Alfred F. Jones]

Protip: he was joking

Sorry, my internet joke detector is broken /o\

[sammy t coleridge]

Ao Usagi is the best fetish.

I also have a thing for girls in armor and wielding weapons. I'm particular to western swords and polearms, and breastplates over breastsplates.

What is this that you speak of, foul demon?

[orinrin]

It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.


I'm pretty odd aren't I?

[Toasty]

It's all about flat chests and robes over robes over robes.


I'm pretty odd aren't I?

No, that's pretty hot Yes, yes you are, sicko.