ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Well I am sorry I don't walk out to a dinner party smelling like soap and only soap.
I like to dress up for the occasion, externally, and aurally.
Though when I used to smoke that wouldn't matter much since I loved the smell of cigarettes more than anything else then. Oh and yeah John Player's Gold Leaf baby.


but seriously, I am really conscious of how I smell, if I even remotely smell like sweat before I head out the door I would spray stuff on myself.
perfume is one thing, cologne as well, but strangely, I hate body spray. (and Axe)

[Tengukami]

ok i'm sorry

i was not aware i seemed condenscending, it must still be my "omg cpmc HAET vibe" going on

There's a world of difference between what you spoiler tagged and LOLRAPE jokes, so I wouldn't be too worried about it.

[HakureiSM]

:words:

Wearing cologne to a party, yeah I do that. Even to go to a bar to meet my bros(no rape here, bro).
Going to freaking engineering school? V8 kthx. I also hate smelling bad.

[Barrakketh]

This is not an unhealthy desire.

Sure it is.

Even if you happen to somehow enjoy being on the receiving end of a cattle prod.

[Hello Purvis]

Even if you happen to somehow enjoy being on the receiving end of a cattle prod.

Oh baby, are you going to have fun being civilly disobedient in Americastan~

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Wearing cologne to a party, yeah I do that. Even to go to a bar to meet my bros(no rape here, bro).
Going to freaking engineering school? V8 kthx. I also hate smelling bad.

I don't believe you, I bet you carry a bag full of black dildoes and empty entire cans of Axe on them oh...

lol
frankly tho, I dunno, maybe because I just don't do bodyspray period. I do use Adidas deodorant, once, a blue moon ago.

[Solais]

I don't use deodorants because I shover every day.

[dustyjo]

I first read that as "I can want bofh!"

BOFH?

[Jana]

I dunno much about smells and stuff, but I do use deodorant after I shower every day. When I go out, I do use a little bit of "Jan's Secret Scent" (actually, it's an unmarked bottle that I don't remember the brand name of) to liven things up a bit. People seem to like it, and I've never gotten any complaints about wearing too much, so I guess I'm doing all right.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

BOFH?

for once get into meido so we can conduct serial experiments on your inner psyche

[Chainsaw Guitar]

I like Guro. Curse you David Cronenberg!!

[Bias Bus]

Guro's amusing

"Oooh, she totally got her guts torn out. Haha awesome!"

[Barrakketh]

Guro's amusing

"Oooh, she totally got her guts torn out. Haha awesome!"

One that made me laugh was of Abiru from Sayonara Zetusubou Sensei.  See, she has a tail fetish and likes pulling on animal tails (she also tried to put a tail on the teacher), even doing it to a lion.  Cue fanwork of what would actually happen if you did that to a lion in the real world.

In the series she's perpetually bandaged, and her name is derived from a phrase that means "to bathe in fists".  The first episode that had a segment focused on her was about the misconception that her injuries were caused by her father abusing her.


There was also this one about Touhou:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/262008/animal_ears-blood-blush-bone-butcher_knife-cat_ear][/nsfw]
Oh Chen, why must you look so cute/happy while you're doing that?

[dustyjo]

for once get into meido so we can conduct serial experiments on your inner psyche

Uh oh.

Guro's amusing

"Oooh, she totally got her   guts torn out. Haha awesome!"

SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD AHAHAHAHAHA

See, she has a tail fetish

we would get along well

[JT]

There was also this one about Touhou:
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/262008/animal_ears-blood-blush-bone-butcher_knife-cat_ear][/nsfw]
Oh Chen, why must you look so cute/happy while you're doing that?

Guro's not really my cup of tea, but this guy is amazing. He's one of my favorite artists.

[nsfw]http://katzeh.fur.bz/contents/ktz031003.jpg[/nsfw]

Best Christmas ever.

[Cadmas]

I have recalled my love of horse cocks. oh baby.

[dustyjo]

I have another, but I'm afraid everyone will hate me if I say it.

[Mounting Jaggis]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

[Moerin]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

If Valsione and Diebuster (and those cute Shadow of the Collosus girls on the 'boorus) count as giantesses, then no.  No you're not.

[Cadmas]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

No :Giant Sakuya goes here:

[OkashiiKisei]

If Valsione and Diebuster (and those cute Shadow of the Collosus girls on the 'boorus) count as giantesses, then no.  No you're not.

Same goes for me when regarding those beauties.

[Bias Bus]

Giantess is okay. It's not a key fetish of mine (at least not one to make the list) but I can roll with it

Although it DOES tie into vore (albeit soft vore) pretty good...which is a plus for me.

[sammy t coleridge]

Oh my god, this. I think these are qualities inherent to being a good PERSON in general, though. A woman can have traits similar to these-- confidence, being self-assured, "strong" (whatever that means), supportive, not afraid of being loving in public-- without having big boobs, nice legs, whatever and still be incredibly attractive on sheer basis of personality.

As such, I don't view them as inherently feminine or masculine traits, as Theorin said. I view them as qualities of a good person on the whole.

So what is your opinion on public displays of affection?

[P♂ zeal]

It all depends on the degree of affection.
My personal opinion is that stuff like hugging and cuddling is fine, more people should do it.
Kissing should only be done in like, movie theatres and when parting.
Groping your lover in public is gross. Sex should be kept to your own home.

[Serp]

So what is your opinion on public displays of affection?

Public displays of affection are all too often just shows of social posturing, and so make a mockery of what should be intimacy between two people.

[/answerstealer]

[Dead Princess Sakana]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

Giantess Moe! It's a link

[Greyn]

I checked the whole thread, am I the only one with a thing for giantess? :ohdear:

Sounds like you want to die by

[Gpop]

Sounds like you want to die by

But me like snoo snoo!

[dustyjo]

Tiny girls are better.

[Suikama]

Ao usagi has invented a new fetish

Behold! [nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/651494/ao_usagi-breasts-detached_sleeves-kochiya_sanae-ni[/nsfw]