Author Topic: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!  (Read 158292 times)

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #840 on: March 16, 2010, 12:29:10 AM »
>Change element to ice, so that when we fire at the mouth/eyes, they get frozen closed!
>If that fails, BURN IT WITH FIRE >:I
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #841 on: March 16, 2010, 12:33:34 AM »
>Change element to ice, so that when we fire at the mouth/eyes, they get frozen closed!
>If that fails, BURN IT WITH FIRE >:I

> You fire some bursts of ice at it. It simply swats them away.

> You shoot some fire at it. It seems to do a bit better.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #842 on: March 16, 2010, 12:34:27 AM »
>"Who said giant spiders were allowed to have eyelids!?"
>How's Lily doing?

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #843 on: March 16, 2010, 12:36:51 AM »
>"Who said giant spiders were allowed to have eyelids!?"
>How's Lily doing?

> "No idea!"

> She's fine. She's near the ceiling, reloading her gun.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #844 on: March 16, 2010, 01:05:21 AM »
>Does it seem like her shotgun prior blasts have had any effect on it?

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #845 on: March 16, 2010, 01:10:25 AM »
>Grab a cookie
>Begin crying
>Throw the cookie at the spider
>As soon as it opens it's mouth, fire Danmaku

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #846 on: March 16, 2010, 01:15:34 AM »
>Look for a grenade launcher! Those tend to be quite effective against oversized animals!
>Failing that, look up to see if there's some type of chandelier or something we could drop on it.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #847 on: March 16, 2010, 01:33:00 AM »
>Consider switching to metal element. Is it know what properties this imparts to our danmaku?
>If metal isn't actually an option, slightly panic! Then review valid options.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #848 on: March 16, 2010, 01:39:57 AM »
>Consider switching to metal element. Is it know what properties this imparts to our danmaku?
>If metal isn't actually an option, slightly panic! Then review valid options.

If metal turns our Danmaku into Metal Saw Boomerangs from Megaman 2, we're never going to need another element again.

> If metal proves ineffective, switch back to fire and aim for the openings in it's exoskeleton (like at it's leg joints).
> Let Lily blast some rounds in the f***er's eyes.
> Watch out for baby spiders bursting out of the corpse and swarming you!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #849 on: March 16, 2010, 03:43:30 AM »
>Does it seem like her shotgun prior blasts have had any effect on it?

> They seem to be stunning it pretty well.

>Grab a cookie
>Begin crying
>Throw the cookie at the spider
>As soon as it opens it's mouth, fire Danmaku

> You hurtle a cookie at the monster it opens its mouth to eat it, giving you an opportunity to blast it in the mouth. The monster seems in great pain.

>Look for a grenade launcher! Those tend to be quite effective against oversized animals!
>Failing that, look up to see if there's some type of chandelier or something we could drop on it.

> There's no grenade launchers here.
> There is a chandelier.

>Consider switching to metal element. Is it know what properties this imparts to our danmaku?
>If metal isn't actually an option, slightly panic! Then review valid options.

> You fire some metal rounds into the beast. It seems to cut through the armor a bit, but you'll need to aim for the mouth.

If metal turns our Danmaku into Metal Saw Boomerangs from Megaman 2, we're never going to need another element again.

> If metal proves ineffective, switch back to fire and aim for the openings in it's exoskeleton (like at it's leg joints).
> Let Lily blast some rounds in the f***er's eyes.
> Watch out for baby spiders bursting out of the corpse and swarming you!

> You blast out the exposed flesh on the legs, the spider slips, it knocks it's head against the ground, opening it's mouth.
> Lily charges in and blasts him in the exposed mouth.

> You've been playing too much RE5!

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #850 on: March 16, 2010, 03:46:12 AM »
>"I'll never forget you...and your sacrifice...cookie..."
>Fire more danmaku into the mouth
>After it's in agony, get high into the air and fisticuff it's forhead

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #851 on: March 16, 2010, 03:49:30 AM »
>"I'll never forget you...and your sacrifice...cookie..."
>Fire more danmaku into the mouth
>After it's in agony, get high into the air and fisticuff it's forhead

> You blast it in the mouth! It roars up!

> You attempt to uppercut it, but it reacts too fast. It pierces you through the sides and jams you in it's mouth.

> The flash of light.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #852 on: March 16, 2010, 03:51:13 AM »
>Counter of whose actions have caused the most deaths.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #853 on: March 16, 2010, 03:53:22 AM »
>Counter of whose actions have caused the most deaths.

> Engrish buddy!


> "Well well well, kind of you to act as an appetizer for the spider. But you should be killing it, not feeding it. I actually pulled you out before you died. I didn't want it to chew up your pretty white dress!"

> You are now back to before uppercutting it!

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #854 on: March 16, 2010, 03:54:48 AM »
>According to pokemon, Bug types are weak against fire! Fire Element!
>FIRE AWAY

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #855 on: March 16, 2010, 03:55:10 AM »
>I think I'm somewhere near the top of the "Who caused the most deaths" list...
>Lure the spider under the chandelier and shoot it when it gets close enough!

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #856 on: March 16, 2010, 03:56:46 AM »
>I think I'm somewhere near the top of the "Who caused the most deaths" list...

We really do need to compile one.

>Stick with metal for now. Armor piercing against chitin is valuable. Drop a chandelier if possible.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #857 on: March 16, 2010, 03:57:52 AM »
>I think I'm somewhere near the top of the "Who caused the most deaths" list...
>I claim #1!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #858 on: March 16, 2010, 03:59:30 AM »
>According to pokemon, Bug types are weak against fire! Fire Element!
>FIRE AWAY

> Yes, but metal was doing best.

> You blast it with fire. Unfortunately, fire can't pierce the armor.

>I think I'm somewhere near the top of the "Who caused the most deaths" list...
>Lure the spider under the chandelier and shoot it when it gets close enough!
We really do need to compile one.

>Stick with metal for now. Armor piercing against chitin is valuable. Drop a chandelier if possible.

>I claim #1!

> Well, your second or third....

> You draw the spider near the chandelier and knock it down!
> The spider catches it. Shit.
> Then it throws it with powerful force, impaling you on the wall.


> The flash of light.


Manlyright wins top spot on death causing.

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #859 on: March 16, 2010, 04:04:32 AM »
>Hooray!
>Search area for anything long we can stab it in the mouth with.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #860 on: March 16, 2010, 04:06:27 AM »
>Hooray!
>Search area for anything long we can stab it in the mouth with.

> You grab the sword out of one of the armors.
> Now you need to make it open it's mouth!

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #861 on: March 16, 2010, 04:08:01 AM »
>This shall be the last cookie...
>"GOODBYE COOKIE!"
>Throw cookie into the air
>Charge at the spider
>As soon as it opens it's mouth stab it in the mouth

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #862 on: March 16, 2010, 04:11:06 AM »
>This shall be the last cookie...
>"GOODBYE COOKIE!"
>Throw cookie into the air
>Charge at the spider
>As soon as it opens it's mouth stab it in the mouth

>Not this.
>Shoot it in the mouth, instead. Because there's no real guarantee it's going to fall for that trick, and it's better to be far away if the cookie gambit fails.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #863 on: March 16, 2010, 04:11:49 AM »
>Throw the sword along with the bullets.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #864 on: March 16, 2010, 04:14:53 AM »
>This shall be the last cookie...
>"GOODBYE COOKIE!"
>Throw cookie into the air
>Charge at the spider
>As soon as it opens it's mouth stab it in the mouth
>Not this.
>Shoot it in the mouth, instead. Because there's no real guarantee it's going to fall for that trick, and it's better to be far away if the cookie gambit fails.

> The mouth is closed! No effect!

>Throw the sword along with the bullets.

> It bounces off the closed mouth. You hurry and pick it up.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #865 on: March 16, 2010, 04:20:17 AM »
>Get near it, see if we can make it open it's mouth to grab us, Aerodash away, BULLETS!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #866 on: March 16, 2010, 04:21:31 AM »
>Get near it, see if we can make it open it's mouth to grab us, Aerodash away, BULLETS!

> NOT WORKING.

> "Just shoot the exposed legs Aurica! Geez! Do I need to think for you?"

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #867 on: March 16, 2010, 04:24:04 AM »
>Shoot the exposed legs, bullet the mouth, THEN chuck the sword at it... if in nearby grasp.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #868 on: March 16, 2010, 04:30:18 AM »
>Shoot the exposed legs, bullet the mouth, THEN chuck the sword at it... if in nearby grasp.

> You finally throw the sword into it's mouth.
> The spider reels in pain! In one final attempt, it begins to thrash wildly! It blasts down the library door in it's fury!

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #869 on: March 16, 2010, 04:31:48 AM »
>If the bookshelves are still up, fisticuff it to knock it down onto the spider
>Ponder what this spider has been eating other than our cookies