Author Topic: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!  (Read 158707 times)

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #540 on: March 12, 2010, 01:36:20 AM »
>Summon feminine rage. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.
>Set fire element
>Do what the strongest would do. Shoot danmaku from our rear.

>No we just went to the happy place.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #541 on: March 12, 2010, 02:21:20 AM »
> "I like bunnies..."

> "How cute."

> Stall
> "H-h-hi Yuka!! I-I was actually looking for you! See, I didn't want to run into you and ruin your day (and my life) like last time, so..."
> Stall some more
> Panic

> "Let's say we cut the crap. You're trespassing again, and though I let you go last time, you seem to persist."
> "Bu...but..I...em..."
> She pushes you down and puts a foot on your back.
> She conks you once on the head with the umbrella.
> "Stay still and this'll be simple."

>Summon feminine rage. Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.
>Set fire element
>Do what the strongest would do. Shoot danmaku from our rear.

> You can't do that!

> Sing.

> Yuka thinks for a moment, then tells you to shut up.

> She smashes you in the head with her umbrella.
> Everything is now black.

> You begin to expect the flash. But nothing happens.

Hello Purvis

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #542 on: March 12, 2010, 02:24:59 AM »
>Can anything be felt, or heard?

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #543 on: March 12, 2010, 02:32:40 AM »
>Wait, maybe Yukari's abilities are weakened around here? We're dead!?
>Freak out! AAAAAGHHHH!!!

Kuma

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #544 on: March 12, 2010, 02:43:03 AM »
> Be ready for the worst
Wotters gonna' wot


Hello Purvis

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #545 on: March 12, 2010, 02:51:08 AM »
> Be ready for the worst

>OH GOD THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN EATEN BY AN IMMENSE GOAT!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #546 on: March 12, 2010, 03:04:23 AM »
>Can anything be felt, or heard?

> Nope.

>Wait, maybe Yukari's abilities are weakened around here? We're dead!?
>Freak out! AAAAAGHHHH!!!

> How the hell should you know?

> You totally would. But you can't.

> Be ready for the worst
>OH GOD THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN EATEN BY AN IMMENSE GOAT!

> You totally would. But you can't.


> Your eyes begin to open. Everything around you is a blurry mess. Your movement feels constrained. You can hear, and have an aftertaste of blood in your mouth. Likely from when she hit you.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #547 on: March 12, 2010, 03:09:39 AM »
>Look around. Any signs we are in living in the post-goat apocalypse times?
>Failing that, get a general grasp of the situation.
>Regen~

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #548 on: March 12, 2010, 03:10:28 AM »
>Try to move around, see what is unable to move.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #549 on: March 12, 2010, 03:15:35 AM »
>Look around. Any signs we are in living in the post-goat apocalypse times?
>Failing that, get a general grasp of the situation.
>Regen~

> It seems you are in a building. No goat apocalypse has occurred.

> Your eyes begin to focus. You are currently in a mansion bedroom. A very fancy one at that. There's a bedshade, a beautifully crafted lamp, gold chains binding you to the bed...Wait, what?

> FAIRY REGENERATION cannot take effect! You are apparently in a DEAD ZONE. No magic can be used! You can still fly and use KITTY STEALTH however.

>Try to move around, see what is unable to move.

> The chains rattle whenever you move. They appear to be made of real gold, but are actually somewhat lightweight. You can only imagine where you are. who could afford all of this? Why would they find you laying unconscious in the most dangerous part of Gensokyo, and drag you to a mansion where they bind you in golden chains?

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #550 on: March 12, 2010, 03:17:21 AM »
>Shout! SHOUT! Someone must be around.

Kuma

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #551 on: March 12, 2010, 03:17:30 AM »
> Gold Bends quite easily I hear. Try to see if we can BREAK DESE CUFFS
Wotters gonna' wot


Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #552 on: March 12, 2010, 03:18:44 AM »
>Shout! SHOUT! Someone must be around.

> You begin to shout. The room appears to be shut quite well. No one hears anything.

> Gold Bends quite easily I hear. Try to see if we can BREAK DESE CUFFS

> It's quite thick gold, so that task is completely impossible under these circumstances.

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #553 on: March 12, 2010, 03:20:13 AM »
>Yukari said there was a mansion in Mugenkan, right? Maybe that's where we are. Oh no, what is Yuka planning~
>Examine the areas within our reach.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #554 on: March 12, 2010, 03:20:57 AM »
>Try melting the cuffs off with fire bullets.

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #555 on: March 12, 2010, 03:23:00 AM »
>Failing that, look for something to catch the chain on and tug against to put into it. Gold's like play dough, and even low carat gold shouldn't be that hard to break with some APPLIED PHYSICS ACTION.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #556 on: March 12, 2010, 03:27:53 AM »
>Yukari said there was a mansion in Mugenkan, right? Maybe that's where we are. Oh no, what is Yuka planning~
>Examine the areas within our reach.

> Yeah...She did say that....Good god...Yuka is f***ed up.

> You can't grab anything. You can't even move your hands.

>Try melting the cuffs off with fire bullets.

> DEAD ZONE, remember?

>Failing that, look for something to catch the chain on and tug against to put into it. Gold's like play dough, and even low carat gold shouldn't be that hard to break with some APPLIED PHYSICS ACTION.

> You can't, the chain is quite tight. You can hardly move.

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #557 on: March 12, 2010, 03:29:56 AM »
>Well... if we can't move or use any magic, I suppose we have to wait for someone to come in the room.
>Pray to god it won't be Yuka!
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #558 on: March 12, 2010, 03:32:49 AM »
>Well... if we can't move or use any magic, I suppose we have to wait for someone to come in the room.
>Pray to god it won't be Yuka!

> Indeed.

> You begin to pray. After a minute or so, you hear the door unlock.

> Yuka walks in, wearing pajamas and a nightcap. Shit.

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #559 on: March 12, 2010, 03:35:31 AM »
>Fall back to sleeping position! Maybe she will leave us alone!?

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #560 on: March 12, 2010, 03:36:45 AM »
>Fall back to sleeping position! Maybe she will leave us alone!?

> "Look, I know you're awake."
> You lift your head up. No use trying to pretend.

Serela

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #561 on: March 12, 2010, 03:38:36 AM »
>"Wh-what do you want with me?!"
>Enter the verge of tears because WE ARE TERRIFIED
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #562 on: March 12, 2010, 03:39:21 AM »
>Try to look as cutely terrified as possible! Maybe she'll show some sort of sympathy?

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #563 on: March 12, 2010, 03:43:37 AM »
> "I'll cut right to why I came here, so please don't kill me. I got sent on yet another errend, and I had to get blood from the lake of blood in Mugenkan. I could either pick between risk you or be killed by the Yakumo's."
> "I'm really sorry for trespassing, I didn't mean to anger you."
> Be scared and nervous while saying this
> Mentally say "Yukari, if you can hear me, do you have ANY advice to keep me from getting killed?"

Hello Purvis

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #564 on: March 12, 2010, 03:44:21 AM »
>Wonder if she'd be willing to trade the pajamas for a maid outfit. They're pretty cute.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #565 on: March 12, 2010, 03:47:27 AM »
>"Wh-what do you want with me?!"
>Enter the verge of tears because WE ARE TERRIFIED

> You completely fail to keep the fear out of your voice.
> "Well, simply put, after hearing about you doing the gap hag's dirty work, I wondered just how efficient of a worker you really were. Since our meeting yesterday, my gatekeeper, Elly, has been monitoring you. After she saw your infiltration of the SDM, I was convinced that you could be useful. Such an unquestioning, diligent worker. Willing to do whatever someone commands."

>Try to look as cutely terrified as possible! Maybe she'll show some sort of sympathy?

> She seems amused at your fear.
> You have learned TERRIFIED LOOK for purchase!

> "I'll cut right to why I came here, so please don't kill me. I got sent on yet another errend, and I had to get blood from the lake of blood in Mugenkan. I could either pick between risk you or be killed by the Yakumo's."
> "I'm really sorry for trespassing, I didn't mean to anger you."
> Be scared and nervous while saying this
> Mentally say "Yukari, if you can hear me, do you have ANY advice to keep me from getting killed?"

> "I already know why you're here. It doesn't change the fact that you disturbed my flower-viewing."
> Yukari can't communicate with you in Mugenkan.

>Wonder if she'd be willing to trade the pajamas for a maid outfit. They're pretty cute.

> They are pretty cute. She likely would kick your ass up and down the wall though.

Seian Verian

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #566 on: March 12, 2010, 03:49:44 AM »
>"W-what do you want me to do...?"

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #567 on: March 12, 2010, 03:50:21 AM »
>"How am I going to deal with Yukari though?"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #568 on: March 12, 2010, 03:53:21 AM »
>"W-what do you want me to do...?"

> "What Yukari is asking you to do. Simple chores that need doing."

>"How am I going to deal with Yukari though?"

> "That's your first assignment. If you agree to cooperate. To draw Yukari out, so we can finally settle the score of who's the strongest."

Re: Nameless quest of the Nameless one!
« Reply #569 on: March 12, 2010, 03:55:35 AM »
>"Does she have to know I'm involved?"