>attempt to banish thoughts of hot lesbian makeouts with Eirin
>fail
>attempt to replace them with thoughts of hot lesbian makeouts with Utsuho
>fail worse
>clear throat
>"S-so, how's (s)he doing?"
>Okay, maybe you were contemplating it in the back of your thoughts, but she couldn't have seen that at a glance, right?
>Now that's just being mean to Satori.
>You clear your throat and ask about the wolf. "Oh, he's doing just fine!" Satori says, clearly eager to move on. "He's a clever little puppy, once you get through the communication barrier. I've taught him a few things you'll find pretty useful. He understands 'sit', 'come', and 'stay' on command now. He also understands 'no' as to stop doing whatever he's doing. You'll want to take a firm tone, though, so that he knows you're talking to him. He might not always listen, though; even pack animals have a mind of their own. I've also explained house training to him, so he shouldn't give you any problems with that. He'll try to behave around other animals when in what he recognizes as civilization, but it'll be some time before he fully gets it. When he's in the wild, you'll have to watch him if you don't want him chasing after animals. He knows not to attack people, but if he gets attacked first all bets are off. Oh, and I taught him about being petted, but he's got a lot of instincts against being touched. It should be okay if you do it, since he considers you one of his own, but if someone else wants to, make sure they don't surprise him! And be careful if you roughhouse with him, it's hard for him to know when you're just playing and when you're serious, and he might snap at you. He'll feel bad about it afterwards, but instincts are a hard thing for wild animals to deal with, they usually don't have any reason to ignore them. Finally, keep him away from flower beds, he's a diggy little puppy. Any questions?"
>The wolf saunters up to you in the middle of Satori's lecture, carrying a stick.