Author Topic: Things Touhou characters would never say (Read 31540 times)

Helix ⑨ · « **Reply #30 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:43:50 PM »

*anything*
-Unzan

PMiller1 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:51:17 PM »

Chen:RAAAAAN!!!!! *Then a massive nosebleed*

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #32 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:56:29 PM »

Quote from: PMiller1 on February 18, 2010, 08:51:17 PM

Chen:RAAAAAN!!!!! *Then a massive nosebleed*

Ironicaly, I have seen a video on youtube with an animation of Chen looking for Ran. When she finally found her, Ran was apparently turned into a loli (yes, even younger than Chen). Cue Chen screaming "RAAAAAAAAAAAAN" and having an offscreen massive nosebleed. Not sure where I can find the video again...

Gpop · « **Reply #33 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:03:37 PM »

~~"Gpop I'm sorry but I can't accept you any longer." (Koishi)~~

"Kaguya...I love you!" (Mokou)

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #34 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:11:14 PM »

Byakuren: KILL ALL HUMANS!

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #35 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:31:57 PM »

Yukari: "List of people stronger than me: Haruhi Suzumiya, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Chuck Norris, Mr. Popo, Maxwell, Impact, Gogeta, Azathoth and Cirno."

We all know the only one she'll actually have trouble with is Cirno :V Everyone else doesn't stand a chance.

PMiller1 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:35:29 PM »

Cirno: I'm the Weakest.
--

Quote from: OkashiiNaito on February 18, 2010, 09:31:57 PM

Yukari: "List of people stronger than me: Haruhi Suzumiya, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Chuck Norris, Mr. Popo, Maxwell, Impact, Gogeta, Azathoth and Cirno."

We all know the only one she'll actually have trouble with is Cirno :V Everyone else doesn't stand a chance.

Yeah, CIRNO SMASH PUNY GAP-HAG WITH GLACIER-MALLET!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #37 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:43:02 PM »

Remilia:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven...

Moerin · « **Reply #38 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM »

Rinnosuke: Stand back, girls! I'LL handle this incident!

Helix ⑨ · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:46:34 PM »

"Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, ni hao nyan. Gorgeous Delicous Deculture."
-Chen

Gpop · « **Reply #40 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Suwako Purviya on February 18, 2010, 09:43:02 PM

Remilia:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven...

:dragonforce:

Pesco · « **Reply #41 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Moerin~♥ on February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM

Rinnosuke: Stand back, girls! I'LL handle this incident!

He says it in

Spoiler:

Dead Princess Sakana · « **Reply #42 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:57:30 PM »

Quote from: Kawaii Yokai on February 18, 2010, 09:46:34 PM

"Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, ni hao nyan. Gorgeous Delicous Deculture."
-Chen

I'm sure everyone knows this already, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjkBS4rOGLc

Also, Patchy: "Alright, time for my morning jogging session!"

Nyyl · « **Reply #43 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:45:49 PM »

"This could be bad for you, it's probably not a good idea to do it"
-Tewi

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #44 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:49:09 PM »

Flandre: "Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness... it huuuuurts..... I feel gooooood..."

EDIT: On second thought, this is oddly fitting, since Flandre is the most mentaly unstable being in Gensokyo. Something Flan really wouldn't say is:

Flandre: "I got to be carefull and play safely with these new toys Remi gave me. Breaking something is nothing more than waste."

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #45 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:36:59 PM »

"Whoa, hold your horses. Power isn't everything you know!" ~ Marisa

"Don't expect me to hold back now!" ~ Alice

"Don't mind me. I'd rather seal off my heart than dare to pry into your private thoughts." ~ Satori

"I'm a vegetarian." ~ Rumia

Toasty · « **Reply #46 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:54:24 PM »

"Uguu" - Remilla

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a yakumo, healthy, wealthy, and wise!" ~Yukari [Canon version: "Early to bed. Ran, have breakfast ready when I wake up.]

"Love stinks." - Koishi

DgBarca · « **Reply #47 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:32:58 AM »

"I'm atheist"
-Kanako

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #48 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:40:21 AM »

Whew, I'm stuffed. No more for me, thanks.
-Yuyuko

orinrin · « **Reply #49 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:58:37 AM »

"I should go on a diet."
-Letty

COPIRIGHTO · « **Reply #50 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:59:35 AM »

"Frogs are gross."
-Suwako

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #51 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:59:56 AM »

Shikieiki: "The internet is for porn, the internet for porn~! Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn~!"
Shikieiki, Byakuren, Shinki and Satori: "For poooorn! For poooooorn~!"
Shikieiki, Byakuren, Shinki and Satori: "The internet is for-, the internet is for-, the internet is for porn~!!!"
Shikieiki: "Yeah!"

Astral Blaze · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2010, 05:58:27 PM »

Yuka: "Go ahead, I dont mind if my lilies get bent."

Yuyuko: "Youmu, lock the kitchen. I'm fasting."

Yukari: "Sleeping is for sad sacks. One must be active all day."

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #53 on:** February 25, 2010, 06:14:41 PM »

Aya: Hello, I'm from the Bunbunmaru Newspaper. Do you mind if I take your picture?

Spidere · « **Reply #54 on:** February 26, 2010, 12:49:24 AM »

Quote from: Marislayer on February 25, 2010, 06:14:41 PM

Aya: Hello, I'm from the Bunbunmaru Newspaper. Do you mind if I take your picture?

"Why certainly!"

Anyone in response

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #55 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:30:54 AM »

i want play too!

-is late,and dark here.
-i know, but is the only time who we can be together witout being molested...
-nee, have a store sometimes is like that.
-and you have your house incide, too...why? would be more easy for me visit you if you were in the human village, for example.
-i have my reasons.like you, when leave me for that girl.
-oh, even now remember it...you know,was a forzed marriage...she leave me after my daugther borns...and died after that. sumimasen,for no advice you...
-don?t worry,im not jealous.We are too old for that kind of things...but i must admit who i missed you.
-sumimasen.
-don?t apologise more, please...no look good in you.you have reputation of be brave, after all.without weakness.
-probably because you are my weakness...
-...
-...
-i have only ramen soup.no have more money for a night lunch.
-don?t worry, is fine for me.im a hermit after all.
-but no so observant,i see...is supposed who you must follow - hey wait! Youki san!
-the soup...well,maybe i will leave it for after,Rinnosuke-dono...
-... ...
-insert here diverse suspictious sounds-

XD (was irresistible!)

Chainsaw Guitar · « **Reply #56 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:52:48 AM »

"......"
-Komachi

Nyyl · « **Reply #57 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:12:13 AM »

"Good job. I'm proud of you."
-Shikieiki

Formless God · « **Reply #58 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:33:54 AM »

Yamame : How do I shot web ?

Toasty · « **Reply #59 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:52:25 AM »

"Reimu is a nice person"
~Anyone.

Author Topic: Things Touhou characters would never say (Read 31540 times)

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