Things Touhou characters would never say

[Hanged Hourai]

Patchy/Kaguya: Ah, today is a beautiful day, time to get outside and enjoy life.

Rumia: My arms are getting tired.

Elly: My stage theme will never get popular.

Yuka: I should probably get some kind of headgear.

Kisume: It would probably be a good idea to get out of this bucket and stretch my legs.

Kogasa: Looks sunny today, no need for an umbrella.

Tenshi:  I wonder how veggies would look on my hat.

Everyone in Gensokyo: CALM DOWN! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT.

[Nobu]

Orin: Hey, who's been stealing my corpses again? This thread was in line to be thrown into the Hell of Blazing Fires!

Okuu: Um... Orin.. what difference does it make? Aren't there more threads to take its place?

Orin: Uh... well it's kinda difficult to explain... Oh! This should clear it up.