Author Topic: Things Touhou characters would never say (Read 31538 times)

PMiller1 · « **on:** February 18, 2010, 12:42:14 PM »

Yeah, I've seen this TWEwY Gamespot Forums.

This is have it work:

You make an Characters say something that thay would never say in thay live (or whatever).

E.G.

Reimu: I love all youkai.

Like that.

Have Fun

Pesco · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:12:34 PM »

TARC thread. Not in RPG

Easy Mode · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »

"I would never have hot, crazy lesbian sexans with Mode"

Alice

No, I don't know. I mean, half of the Touhou's dialog is stupid, anyway.

also, an Characters?

Tengukami · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:20:46 PM »

(Don't threadshit, Mode, c'mon now.)

"Wait, no. This is just a baseless rumor. I can't print this."

Easy Mode · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:21:36 PM »

Quote from: Rain Lindwurm on February 18, 2010, 01:20:46 PM

(Don't threadshit, Mode, c'mon now.)

"Wait, no. This is just a baseless rumor. I can't print this."

If this wasn't a dumb idea I wouldn't. :C

"I am so dumb." Cirno.

COPIRIGHTO · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:24:39 PM »

Reimu: Don't give me donations

Bias Bus · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2010, 01:54:33 PM »

"Get your fatass up and get a job you moonwhore!"

Eirin -> Kaguya.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:02:16 PM »

"Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!"
-Utsuho

Tengukami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:11:50 PM »

"Yeah, that's a pretty nice dress, but I rather like mine, to be honest."

Parsee

Bias Bus · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:16:15 PM »

"Hi, my name's Ibuki Suika and...I have a drinking problem."

-Suika (obviously)

Reddyne · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:17:53 PM »

Oh, I'll bite.

Yuyuko: "Check please."

Formless God · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:19:26 PM »

~~Koishi : I don't like you Formless.~~
Nazrin : *meow*

Bananamatic · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2010, 02:56:21 PM »

"Dodonpachi is better"

-Reimu

Bias Bus · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2010, 03:02:44 PM »

"Gettin real tired of you bitches forgettin' to bring me my money. Does a shopkeeper have to choke a bitch?"

-Rinnosuke -> Pretty much every Touhou

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2010, 03:33:49 PM »

Medicine: "I love all of life and humanity!"
Yuuka: "Maybe I should cut off a few of these leaves..."
Komachi: "Nothing as satisfying as a hard day's work!"
Shikieiki: "Maybe I should take a break..."
Kogasa: "Scaring people is immature."
Ran: "You need to grow up, Chen!"

Shinki: "Alice is my beloved, only daughter."
(I think it's nonsense that Alice is Shinki's daughter, just because she lives in Makai and is a kid. Alice is just as much Shinki's daughter as Yumeko, Mai, Yuki, Sara, Luize, Koakuma and every other demon in the Touhouverse is. It's not like Alice is Makai Jezus...)

Mounting Jaggis · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2010, 03:42:12 PM »

Lily White: WINTER'S HERE!!!

Komachi: Don't kill yourself, you have so much to live for

Heat · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2010, 03:42:51 PM »

Shikieki: "There's no good deeds that you can do today."

Aya: "You're going to investigate HELL? I just remembered I have, uh... something else to do today!"

Bias Bus · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2010, 03:54:08 PM »

"Fuck you and I quit."

- Meiling

Helix ⑨ · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:47:18 PM »

"Hey, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?"
Kaguya -> Mokou

"And after we take a picture I'll even write my signature on it!"
Nue

Spidere · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2010, 04:54:56 PM »

"Here's your books back."

Marisa --> Patchy/Alice

Gappy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:01:40 PM »

"I-It's n-not like I like you or a-anything....idiot...."

Alice, obviously.

....

...what? I'm talking about canon here.

Dollywitch · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:36:10 PM »

Penis.

OkashiiKisei · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:47:02 PM »

Suika: "I dare say, old chap, why not come over at the old residence, gather some accomplices and have a nice chat about today's curious events? We'll talk over some tea and crumpets. There's no need for distracting beverages like wine and ale, heavens no. We'll rendez-vous at the old place later in the afternoon, lad. Cheerio for now!"

Silent Harmony · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2010, 05:54:33 PM »

"*YAWN* Who the- Oh, hello there. What was that? Oh don't worry about waking me up, I'm sure I can catch up on my sleep later. Now, can I interest you in something to drink? I'm sure you've come a long way, and I do so love company."

~ Yuuka

Tengukami · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:07:16 PM »

"It doesn't matter what any of us think! Can't you see? We're all just fictional characters in some video game! Why do you think all this crazy stuff happens all the time, but no one ever dies? Oh, so I'm crazy, am I? Maybe you're just in denial. Ever think about that? You can't handle the TRUTH"

(Well, any of them I guess.)

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Rain Lindwurm on February 18, 2010, 06:07:16 PM

"It doesn't matter what any of us think! Can't you see? We're all just fictional characters in some video game! Why do you think all this crazy stuff happens all the time, but no one ever dies? Oh, so I'm crazy, am I? Maybe you're just in denial. Ever think about that? You can't handle the TRUTH"

(Well, any of them I guess.)

4TH WALL DAMN IT

"I don't exist"

-Rin Satsuki

Rikter · « **Reply #26 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:13:12 PM »

"Hawking had no idea what he was talking about."

Renko

Quote from: Shikimeria Alstroxanadu on February 18, 2010, 06:11:27 PM

"I don't exist"

-Rin Satsuki

Them saying anything is impossible though.

Moerin · « **Reply #27 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:14:16 PM »

Or, y'know, her saying anything... ;_;

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #28 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:17:13 PM »

"Someone else will deal with it."

Ragnarok · « **Reply #29 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:40:42 PM »

or PI = 3
for eirin

and
e**(j pi) + 1 = 0
for cirno^^

Author Topic: Things Touhou characters would never say (Read 31538 times)

Easy Mode

Easy Mode

Formless God

Bananamatic

Letty Whiterock