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Weekly Writing Challenge Thread the First
Unassuming Squid:
...my day has been made. Thank you good sirs. Or madams. Or both.
Also congrats to Sect and Triangles. You both totally earned it.
GuyYouMetOnline:
*Definitely wants judge comments*
Phlegeth:
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Me too.
I had a lot of fun writing this. I hope the radio segments that aren't the news story are in the spirit of things. I can edit it, if it's not.
?Good evening, Gensokyo and welcome to the first ever radio broadcast!? A chipper young voice with an unmistakable since of nobility came over yinyang orbs around Gensokyo. ?Although I wonder if radio is the right word. As you may or may not know, the SDM?s very own Patchouli reverse engineered the very yinyang orbs that Yukari tampered with during that whole hot springs fiasco. But I guess to keep it simple for the fairies, radio will have to do. But I?m not why you?re listening, am I?? She chuckled softly to herself. ?Let us have my guest introduce herself.?
?Ahm Mamima Pehamemeh!? said a voice whose mouth was obviously full of food came on over the yinyang orbs.
The host gave another light chuckle, ?I see you have helped yourself to the kitchen.?
There was swallowing, ?I was invited this time and was pretty sure nothing was poisoned.? The two laughed.
?Yes, our Sakuya does have a tendency to put poisons in her cooking. But nothing harmful to me of course,? she chuckled. ?Let us digress and get to the real reason you are here. Listeners, if you did not understand her with her mouth full of food and did not recognize her voice, let me introduce you to Marisa Kirisame. You were found at Ground Zero of what we are calling the Magic Scar and I know everyone is curious to know what happened. Tell us in your own words what happened.?
?Okay, no shit, there I was walking through the Forest of Magic. I wanted to go see what Alice was doing, but when I got to her front door, it attacked me! It turned it was a Mimic. At the time I didn?t think much of it, sitting her door as a mimic seemed Alice-like. Naturally I broke it down to see what she was doing.
When to my surprise I saw five fairies. You know; Cirno, Sun, Star, Moon, and whatsherface. They were wrecking up the joint. Me, being the good Samaritan that I am, fired a warning shot at whatsherface. They were all like, ?Oh no it?s Marisa!? But then Star was like, ?I got this!? and said some weird poem:
?For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in blackest night,
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all-- with violet light!?
She was jacking my whole love thing. I mean first she steals Kaguya?s look and now my love thing. Where does she get off taking other peoples stuff? So I fired my Non-Directional Laser at her. She was like, ?Guys we have to use that!? And they were like, ?kay.? Cause you know fairies are dumb. They all started grabbing on to whatsherface. Star and Moon grabbed her legs and Cirno and Sun grabbed her arms. And then there was a great big flash.
Standing before me was a giant fairy. I guess it was a giant. It was like six foot tall, that?s kind of tall for a fairy. ?I am Super Greater Fairy Daiyousei!? That thing yelled. There was a flash and a sudden gust of wind. ?BWAHAHAHAHA I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MIMA AM HERE!? Can you believe it, Mima came out of being where ever the hell she was for the past few years. So many questions going through my head like where have you been and how are you doing and does it feel good just up and ABANDONING SOMEONE AND NEVER LETTING THEM KNOW WHERE YOU?VE BEEN AND THEM NOT EVEN KNOWING IF YOU?RE ALIVE OR DEAD AND??
?Whoa oh oh, calm down, calm down,? Remilia interrupted Marisa. There was the sound of someone breathing heard that was suddenly cut off.
?Hi, I?m Shizuha Aki and I?m here to tell you about Aki Farms. It is a farm run by me and my sister, Minoriko, and we are two different people. Me and my sister grow all kinds of fruits and vegetables and they are very delicious. We sell them out of a stand near the base of Youkai Mountain so remember us when you travel up to see the Godesses.?
?And we?re back,? Remilia said.
?Okay, where was I? Oh yea, Mima was there,? there was the sound of another deep breath. ?She was facing the giant fairy. ?BWAHAHAHA DO NOT WORRY FOR I HAVE GOT THIS!? she yelled. ?I AM USE THE TWILIGHT SPARK! TO DEFEAT THEM! HERE I GO! TWILIGHT SPARK? And the rest is a blur. There was sudden flash of light and the next thing I knew, a very angry Alice was kicking me in the shoulder yelling at me to get up. And I reeked of alcohol for some reason and my head was killing me. It was bright which was weird cause I was inside. But I looked around and Alice?s house was destroyed and a lot of the trees behind her house were knocked over.
But has you just heard, it wasn?t me. It was Mima and the fairies that destroyed her house. So if you see the fairies just blow them out of the sky or whatever. And if you see Mima, capture her and send her to me. Thank you and good night.?
?There you go citizens of Gensokyo. If you have never met Miss Kirisame before, you should know this: take everything she says with a grain of salt,? Remilia said.
?Hey what?s that supposed to mean!?? Marisa yelled.
?Hey Sakuya, go to that stand and pick me up some sweet potatoes,? Remilia said ignoring Marisa.
?Hey!? Marisa yelled.
?Your segment is done now, you can leave. Sakuya escort her out before you go,? There was the sound of shuffling. ?And up next the weather.?
Iced Fairy:
Two articles? Come now this is easy street!
And no easy street doesn't mean "wait until the last minute." You lot always wait until AFTER the last minute and miss the deadline. Get to writing! :colbert:
GuyYouMetOnline:
*Still wants judge comments for the previous contest*